Randy Perry
@randois.bsky.social
A bold new take on the beloved classic
No spoilers, but PLURIBUS may have just given us its own version of BREAKING BAD’s pizza on the roof.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
No spoilers, but PLURIBUS may have just given us its own version of BREAKING BAD’s pizza on the roof.
She was a giant of Canadian sport.
Colleen Jones was larger than life.
I’m devastated by her death. And will be forever inspired by how she lived. And fought. And loved.
More than anything I’ll miss our laughs and lattes. And am so grateful for every second we had together. I love you, Coll.
I’m devastated by her death. And will be forever inspired by how she lived. And fought. And loved.
More than anything I’ll miss our laughs and lattes. And am so grateful for every second we had together. I love you, Coll.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
She was a giant of Canadian sport.
Can someone get Trump to tell Disney to make the Jillian Bell / Channing Tatum SPLASH remake?
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can someone get Trump to tell Disney to make the Jillian Bell / Channing Tatum SPLASH remake?
Finally got around to rewatching THE STRAIGHT STORY last night, and I don't know who needs to hear this but that is a damn fine movie.
Attention Canada: I’m not sure when it happened, but THE STRAIGHT STORY is now streaming on MUBI!
So as far as I can tell, there is no way to stream, rent, or buy THE STRAIGHT STORY online anywhere in Canada right now. Boo.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Finally got around to rewatching THE STRAIGHT STORY last night, and I don't know who needs to hear this but that is a damn fine movie.
ANDOR is so great that it highlights some of the serious flaws of THE LAST JEDI, but y'all aren't ready for that discussion.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ANDOR is so great that it highlights some of the serious flaws of THE LAST JEDI, but y'all aren't ready for that discussion.
The Lady Eve instead of Sullivan's Travels
Female Trouble instead of Pink Flamingos
I'd also make room for at least one Farrelly brothers movie, likely Kingpin or (my eternal favorite) Stuck on You.
Female Trouble instead of Pink Flamingos
I'd also make room for at least one Farrelly brothers movie, likely Kingpin or (my eternal favorite) Stuck on You.
Like I said, I think the Variety comedy list is basically okay, even if no one else would come up with that list in that order. THAT SAID, give me your top funniest movies, maximum 1 per decade, that didn't make their list.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Lady Eve instead of Sullivan's Travels
Female Trouble instead of Pink Flamingos
I'd also make room for at least one Farrelly brothers movie, likely Kingpin or (my eternal favorite) Stuck on You.
Female Trouble instead of Pink Flamingos
I'd also make room for at least one Farrelly brothers movie, likely Kingpin or (my eternal favorite) Stuck on You.
I just remembered: Charlie Brown doesn’t like coffee ice cream.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I just remembered: Charlie Brown doesn’t like coffee ice cream.
I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Charlie Brown. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I’ve got muscles you’ve never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne and you‘d beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Charlie Brown. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I’ve got muscles you’ve never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne and you‘d beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Dammit, I finally thought of a good Pope Singing post, but it feels like the moment has passed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dammit, I finally thought of a good Pope Singing post, but it feels like the moment has passed.
Saw the trailer for ETERNITY today, and my main thought was “I think this was filmed in Vancouver”, mostly because an escalator appeared for like half a second, and I’m pretty sure it’s the long escalator at the Granville SkyTrain station.
In case you were wondering how my brain works.
In case you were wondering how my brain works.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Saw the trailer for ETERNITY today, and my main thought was “I think this was filmed in Vancouver”, mostly because an escalator appeared for like half a second, and I’m pretty sure it’s the long escalator at the Granville SkyTrain station.
In case you were wondering how my brain works.
In case you were wondering how my brain works.
JAY KELLY: Baumbach and Sandgren shoot the hell out of this, and it’s too bad most people will just see it on Netflix. (Also, it’s a pretty good movie.)
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
JAY KELLY: Baumbach and Sandgren shoot the hell out of this, and it’s too bad most people will just see it on Netflix. (Also, it’s a pretty good movie.)
Seeing the new HARD-BOILED remaster on a big screen is certainly a different experience than the last time I saw it, a shitty VHS on a shitty TV sometime in the late-90s.
It looks and sounds *amazing* and that last hour is really something.
It looks and sounds *amazing* and that last hour is really something.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Seeing the new HARD-BOILED remaster on a big screen is certainly a different experience than the last time I saw it, a shitty VHS on a shitty TV sometime in the late-90s.
It looks and sounds *amazing* and that last hour is really something.
It looks and sounds *amazing* and that last hour is really something.
CINEMA!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
CINEMA!!!
I haven't read his TWIN PEAKS books (yet), but I heartily recommend DEVIOUS DREAMS - and y'all know how much MULHOLLAND DRIVE means to me.
A bit of self-promotion:
If you’re shopping for a David Lynch or #TwinPeaks fan this holiday season, please consider my books. (A few readers have actually said they’re pretty good!) You can order them for your local bookstore (as well as that other place you all know about).
If you’re shopping for a David Lynch or #TwinPeaks fan this holiday season, please consider my books. (A few readers have actually said they’re pretty good!) You can order them for your local bookstore (as well as that other place you all know about).
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I haven't read his TWIN PEAKS books (yet), but I heartily recommend DEVIOUS DREAMS - and y'all know how much MULHOLLAND DRIVE means to me.
Speaking of Jeff Hiller, I've been listening to the audiobook of Actress of a Certain Age, and it's *fantastic*. It's worth a listen for the Isabelle Huppert anecdote alone.
Jeff! Hiller!
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Speaking of Jeff Hiller, I've been listening to the audiobook of Actress of a Certain Age, and it's *fantastic*. It's worth a listen for the Isabelle Huppert anecdote alone.
The Terminator
Blue Velvet
Ran
Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story
Blue Velvet
Ran
Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The Terminator
Blue Velvet
Ran
Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story
Blue Velvet
Ran
Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story
I was indeed the only person at CHRISTY last night. Good movie!
Almost as shocking as Sydney Sweeney's physical transformation was Merritt Wever's transformation into an irredeemable bitch.
Almost as shocking as Sydney Sweeney's physical transformation was Merritt Wever's transformation into an irredeemable bitch.
Will I be the only person at this final evening screening of CHRISTY in Calgary? Let’s find out!
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I was indeed the only person at CHRISTY last night. Good movie!
Almost as shocking as Sydney Sweeney's physical transformation was Merritt Wever's transformation into an irredeemable bitch.
Almost as shocking as Sydney Sweeney's physical transformation was Merritt Wever's transformation into an irredeemable bitch.
Just saw trailers for both JAY KELLY and SENTIMENTAL VALUE. Both open in Calgary on Friday… but only at the other theater chain.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Just saw trailers for both JAY KELLY and SENTIMENTAL VALUE. Both open in Calgary on Friday… but only at the other theater chain.
Will I be the only person at this final evening screening of CHRISTY in Calgary? Let’s find out!
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Will I be the only person at this final evening screening of CHRISTY in Calgary? Let’s find out!
I demand that competition shows get rid of surprise family reunion episodes, because I don’t need to be bawling through an episode of Top Chef Canada.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I demand that competition shows get rid of surprise family reunion episodes, because I don’t need to be bawling through an episode of Top Chef Canada.
Update: I found and surpassed the Free Shipping threshold, so happy slightly belated birthday to me, I guess.
I really want to support the continued existence of physical media, but I'm not sure I'm willing to pay $22 for "standard shipping" of one $40 blu-ray.
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Update: I found and surpassed the Free Shipping threshold, so happy slightly belated birthday to me, I guess.
I really want to support the continued existence of physical media, but I'm not sure I'm willing to pay $22 for "standard shipping" of one $40 blu-ray.
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I really want to support the continued existence of physical media, but I'm not sure I'm willing to pay $22 for "standard shipping" of one $40 blu-ray.
Well, I guess I'll be going to Toronto at the end of February.
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Well, I guess I'll be going to Toronto at the end of February.