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Lisa Marie

@lisamarietea.bsky.social

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SF native in NO. Just trying my best. "I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 2d

If you want to participate by proxy, my venmo is lsucaligrl and I'll keep you informed on what I do.

But I'm gonna keep playing wacky Christmas aunt regardless.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 19m

I totally understand the trepidation but I think if you're not going for duck lips, you very much don't have to do that. Like those women have that bc that's what they want. If it's not what you want, any decent doctor isn't ignoring your requests on something like that. ❤️

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 4h

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 4h

They not only stop selling beer in the seventh but they straight up run out of food and stop serving anything. We were drinking bathroom sink water out of nacho helmets.

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 4h

As someone who sat through a seven hour, 18 inning playoff game, let me tell u that everyone in that stadium is both freezing and starving lol

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 4h

Wait. If jewelry is allowed in pro sports now, as I watch a guy pitch in 4 carst diamonds per ear, I wanna go back in time to get in a pro league so I can wear a full fucking tiara out on the field.

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 5h

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 5h

C) we once toured the celestial seasonings factory together.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 5h

A) yes.
B) you will not be surprised to hear that celestial seasoning once very misguidedly changed the art for sleepy time & my father wrote a letter to them about this egregious act. They informed him that he was not alone & they had immediately realized their mistake.

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Jul 19

It's Friday night baby

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 6h

I cannot stand that nepo baby. He is so unworthy. Goddamn AJ Soprano.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 7h

SUITED UP AND REPORTING FOR DUTY 🐸

Small cute dog (Chihuahua probably) wearing a fetching green “frog” sweatshirt/costume.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 12h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 8h

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 8h

Your body your choice, obvs but: stop with the fucking lip injections already, everyone.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 10h

Remembering the issue dubbed the "glove capper" bc my old colleague was an idiot (she meant caper) to pull the government claims act from the back of my brain so that I can threaten a shithead salesman vendor is this week's win.

It's all useless info until it isn't.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 13h

🫡

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Carolyn @newscarolyn.com · 14h

I couldn’t find any information about this on the news sites, only on Nola.gov, but you don’t need a prescription anymore to get a COVID-19 vaccine in Louisiana. Spread the word, a lot of people were probably not going to the 💉because of that dumb restriction that was in place.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 14h

Running meetings is an art and too many of you are finger painting and I'd prefer even someone in a hs class.

Have an agenda, move things along, keep things on topic, send a follow up email with action items. Be ready to start the meeting at the start time. It's not actually hard. And yet.

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 17h

As a ton of people have already said, they also deescalate the situation with silliness and highlight the absurdity of the situation rather than the scariness.

It emphasizes their impotence and incompetence and dishonesty rather than complementing the spectacle the regime is trying to create.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 15h

Glad I'm not in sponsored projects doing international pharma agreements anymore. Venue/choice of law is already fucked state to state when dealing with public entities. Gonna be awful to negotiate internationally. Esp bc that's a reasonable-ish ask.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 15h

I understand the schadenfreude of it but the board on down should be held to account for the absolute negligence in doing their fiduciary duty to the university in all this. It took two seconds from anyone who knows anything about college football to be like "this is real bad" & UNC said "fuck it."

Bruce Feldman @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social · 17h

“It’s the arrogance of it all."

Bill Belichick pledged an NFL approach at North Carolina. It has proven to be a complete disaster. Here's @theathletic.com’s story on why UNC football has turned into such a dumpster fire:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...

Bill Belichick pledged an NFL approach at North Carolina. Program insiders call it flawed

Inside the decisions that have led to North Carolina's on-field dysfunction.

www.nytimes.com

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 15h

Even the UCs are making me nervous. It's a lot of very fine line walking, per all the internal emails.

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Leslie Molson @ladymolson.com · 17h

Regular cops kill ~10,000 dogs a year

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17h

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm guessing the right kind of nun would think this is funny and I bet she was the right kind.

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 18h

Today is World Homeless Day, and after years reporting on this crisis, I'll just say: homelessness is neither inevitable nor intractable. It's the result of choices—political, economic, moral—that can be unmade.

And this: how we treat the unhoused is a bellwether for the violence we will tolerate.

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 19h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Rose Lerner @roselerner.bsky.social · 23h

This made me so happy

Screenshot of Claire's last skeet with one from the Frog and Toad bot underneath of Frog saying "don't be silly"

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 1d

This makes complete sense to me.

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