Lisa Marie
@lisamarietea.bsky.social
SF native in NO. Just trying my best.
"I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie
Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson
"I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie
Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson
Pinned
I dead ass love making kids (and families) Christmas. I do this with my own funds. It's coming up on operation Santa time too and I'll adopt specific letters and send, via USPS, whole packages of gifts and treats to kids who write to Santa, and usually include something for their caretakers.
USPS Operation Santa® Program
Adopt a child's letter to Santa this holiday season with the USPS Operation Santa® program. Spread holiday cheer and help make a child's holiday wish come true.
www.uspsoperationsanta.com
I have adopted my first Operation Santa letter! She's a little girl who wants pink unicorn stuff here in La.
As mentioned previously: If you want to participate by proxy, my venmo is lsucaligrl and I'll keep you informed on what I do.
But I'm gonna keep playing wacky Christmas aunt regardless.
As mentioned previously: If you want to participate by proxy, my venmo is lsucaligrl and I'll keep you informed on what I do.
But I'm gonna keep playing wacky Christmas aunt regardless.
We need #duvetknowitsthanksgiving bc I know some of you are posted up in absolutely hilarious conditions for the next couple nights while you visit home and I *need* to see it. Please give me all your most preposterous my childhood bedroom is a craft room and I'm on the floor pictures.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
We need #duvetknowitsthanksgiving bc I know some of you are posted up in absolutely hilarious conditions for the next couple nights while you visit home and I *need* to see it. Please give me all your most preposterous my childhood bedroom is a craft room and I'm on the floor pictures.
We should have gotten 5 more Spy movies is my not at all controversial take.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
We should have gotten 5 more Spy movies is my not at all controversial take.
I have never been more catholic than watching conclave.
Which I had expected to hate & avoided but I should trust my bf's film judgment by this point. (lolol trust a man?! Ahahahaha!)
Catholicism ain't the best (tho also not the worst) but damn do we have the trappings down. Gimme the pomp.
Which I had expected to hate & avoided but I should trust my bf's film judgment by this point. (lolol trust a man?! Ahahahaha!)
Catholicism ain't the best (tho also not the worst) but damn do we have the trappings down. Gimme the pomp.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I have never been more catholic than watching conclave.
Which I had expected to hate & avoided but I should trust my bf's film judgment by this point. (lolol trust a man?! Ahahahaha!)
Catholicism ain't the best (tho also not the worst) but damn do we have the trappings down. Gimme the pomp.
Which I had expected to hate & avoided but I should trust my bf's film judgment by this point. (lolol trust a man?! Ahahahaha!)
Catholicism ain't the best (tho also not the worst) but damn do we have the trappings down. Gimme the pomp.
I really need to be honey potting more Republicans.
Or oops getting lost in the Bayou with federal agents idk what happened to them from there 🤷🏻♀️
Or oops getting lost in the Bayou with federal agents idk what happened to them from there 🤷🏻♀️
Ladies, if a woman this annoying with a chin this big can wield her limited sexual charms to destroy the country this badly, just imagine what the rest of us can do. Let this inspire us to seductive action for the greater good
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I really need to be honey potting more Republicans.
Or oops getting lost in the Bayou with federal agents idk what happened to them from there 🤷🏻♀️
Or oops getting lost in the Bayou with federal agents idk what happened to them from there 🤷🏻♀️
I think not infrequently of my old bosses, walking into those dipshits' office, & them asking "what AI do you use?" and I said quizzically, "None???"
They were the heads of the office of intellectual property for a university. I just...
So yeah, just don't use it.
They were the heads of the office of intellectual property for a university. I just...
So yeah, just don't use it.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I think not infrequently of my old bosses, walking into those dipshits' office, & them asking "what AI do you use?" and I said quizzically, "None???"
They were the heads of the office of intellectual property for a university. I just...
So yeah, just don't use it.
They were the heads of the office of intellectual property for a university. I just...
So yeah, just don't use it.
It's just...I could take mild glee in the unraveling of elite New York writers infighting back in the days of The Toast but now it's just like omg all you completely insufferable twats with no real problems creating problems while people are dying, I hate you soooooo much.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's just...I could take mild glee in the unraveling of elite New York writers infighting back in the days of The Toast but now it's just like omg all you completely insufferable twats with no real problems creating problems while people are dying, I hate you soooooo much.
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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This should really be on a T-shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This should really be on a T-shirt.
It's never not tragically amusing to me that as soon as women started to throw off the yoke of "this is how to be a woman", men were like "please let me be defined by a narrow, ever changing box!"
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's never not tragically amusing to me that as soon as women started to throw off the yoke of "this is how to be a woman", men were like "please let me be defined by a narrow, ever changing box!"
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
He's Augustinian but, probably bc Chicago, reads Jesuit AF. I love it.
AMDG, baby.
(this makes sense to like @rouxgarou.bsky.social and maybe 3 other people.)
AMDG, baby.
(this makes sense to like @rouxgarou.bsky.social and maybe 3 other people.)
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
He's Augustinian but, probably bc Chicago, reads Jesuit AF. I love it.
AMDG, baby.
(this makes sense to like @rouxgarou.bsky.social and maybe 3 other people.)
AMDG, baby.
(this makes sense to like @rouxgarou.bsky.social and maybe 3 other people.)
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“If you like what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.”
Well, what I do is lay around and get high and I like that. Why do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
Well, what I do is lay around and get high and I like that. Why do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“If you like what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.”
Well, what I do is lay around and get high and I like that. Why do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
Well, what I do is lay around and get high and I like that. Why do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
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THE ACCURACY
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
THE ACCURACY
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Bc of an offhanded comment in an episode of murder she wrote allowed me to explain the existence of Starlight Express. If you're unfamiliar, you're welcome. I saw it in a theater when I was like 8.
Starlight Express - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Bc of an offhanded comment in an episode of murder she wrote allowed me to explain the existence of Starlight Express. If you're unfamiliar, you're welcome. I saw it in a theater when I was like 8.
*stares at John Neely Kennedy*
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*stares at John Neely Kennedy*
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I mean...I could do worse than the positive masculinity of the himbos on Finding Mr. Christmas.
I mean...I could do worse than the positive masculinity of the himbos on Finding Mr. Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I mean...I could do worse than the positive masculinity of the himbos on Finding Mr. Christmas.
I mean...I could do worse than the positive masculinity of the himbos on Finding Mr. Christmas.
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
Love it when you take the nyquil to feel better but then you're groggy bc of the nyquil, making trying to do your job harder, and I shoulda just taken this whole week off.
And my boss added a meeting for today? Fucking why, my dude?
And my boss added a meeting for today? Fucking why, my dude?
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Love it when you take the nyquil to feel better but then you're groggy bc of the nyquil, making trying to do your job harder, and I shoulda just taken this whole week off.
And my boss added a meeting for today? Fucking why, my dude?
And my boss added a meeting for today? Fucking why, my dude?
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Growing up is just looking for the adult in the room and realizing with horror that it's you.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Growing up is just looking for the adult in the room and realizing with horror that it's you.
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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The real one know that DEI stands for Dufenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The real one know that DEI stands for Dufenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
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My "we are not Enron" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My "we are not Enron" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
I was living at home. My mom, never turning down holiday pay, was working, but also hosting Thanksgiving. Which means I made Thanksgiving. It was a warm day + hot oven so I had windows open as I prepped. A bird flew in. It pooped on the platter of cooked asparagus. I washed it off & served it.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I was living at home. My mom, never turning down holiday pay, was working, but also hosting Thanksgiving. Which means I made Thanksgiving. It was a warm day + hot oven so I had windows open as I prepped. A bird flew in. It pooped on the platter of cooked asparagus. I washed it off & served it.
My dog was being a dickhead and one of my spare mardi gras cup decorating glitters that found its way to the couch allowed me to make it literal.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My dog was being a dickhead and one of my spare mardi gras cup decorating glitters that found its way to the couch allowed me to make it literal.
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free ICE watch training tomorrow at the broadside, 6pm, presented by chicago indivisible organizers who just lived through this hell we are about to experience. come get prepared and get a whistle kit!
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
free ICE watch training tomorrow at the broadside, 6pm, presented by chicago indivisible organizers who just lived through this hell we are about to experience. come get prepared and get a whistle kit!