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RedScharlach
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Red Scharlach speaks to the nation, when she isn't engaging in recreational otter promotion or her favourite forms of internet whimsy.

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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“Beauty product or Victorian insult?” - an ongoing game
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Capybaras and Crocodiles.
#art #capybaras #crocs
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not only is this artwork by Jill McDonald adorable, but "Look at all us exhibitionist puffins" should probably be the Bluesky motto.
The wonder of it!
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Drew Gabriel Book from #Bookish because that was a very good show I watched this year!
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wedging the kitchen drawer shut was only the start of its reign of terror.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I don't usually skeet about #Strictly, but Karen and Carlos's paso doble was 🔥 as metal as FUCK 🔥
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Saw the #WayneThiebaud exhibition at the Courtauld Gallery today. Not a massive show (three smallish rooms) but still a nice burst of colour on a massively grey and wet day. Not surprisingly, I REALLY wanted a cake afterwards, so I had to go to the Delaunay Counter for a spot of #cakeporn.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
And lo, the ox and the ass did gaze upon the Holy Child and the ass did say “That’s a very snazzy onesie he’s got on, looks like the Lord’s going to be a trendsetter,” and the heavenly host sang on high “All praise to Boden and their Black Friday offers!”
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
IMPORTANT GLOBAL NEWS: London Zoo now has two capybaras. They are called Kiwi and Gizmo and they have their own heated pool. www.facebook.com/reel/2486568...
14K views · 850 reactions | The capy-spa-ra is open ✨✨ A luxurious new spa was unveiled in London yesterday – for our pair of capybaras, Gizmo and Kiwi. Our capybara pair are now settling into their...
The capy-spa-ra is open ✨✨ A luxurious new spa was unveiled in London yesterday – for our pair of capybaras, Gizmo and Kiwi. Our capybara pair are now settling into their new permanent home which...
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November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Drew Gabriel Book from #Bookish because that was a very good show I watched this year!
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I've now watched #SlowHorses so here's a mini Jackson Lamb, for all your greasily coiffured weaponized farting needs.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bouncy Stonehenge was one of the best 2012 things! I had a bounce on it in Lee Valley Park and it was great. I also got to watch it being reinflated after a puncture was repaired, and watching all the standing stones popping back up again was SO satisfying.
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Our name is cows
And in this thread
We will distract
From fear and dread
And other bad things
you may feel
We cleanse your timeline
No big deal 🐮
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Currently watching Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein, and feeling a surprisingly kinship with a hero who creates an uncontrollable new lifeform and deeply regrets it. Mainly because I emptied my food waste bin today after three weeks of forgetting to. #ItsAlive #AndExtremelyFurry
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tilda Swinton is using haute couture as an excuse for shoplifting random items down her frock, and nobody dares to challenge her about it. Wake up, sheeple.
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Just remembered that on my way to work this morning I saw a bloke in ordinary clothes, walking along holding a Captain Britain shield as if it had fallen from the heavens and he had no idea what to do about it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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JR Hartley sitting in a tree
F-I-S-H-I-N-G
What's JR Hartley doing up a tree in the video for XTC's "Dear God"?
youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I don't think I'm likely to die on a hill. It's a better bet that I'll die at the bottom of the hill while whining about not wanting to go up it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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can't park there mate
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Wood ducks are cavity nesters and frequently use nest boxes. After the ducklings hatch, the next day, after the female ensures it is safe, the ducklings jump out of the box to start their adventurous life. Photos taken in my yard. #Birdoftheday theme #takeoff 🪶
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM