Carole Boo
@caroleu.bsky.social
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Often affable. (I was @scarycookies at the other place) my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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twosense.bsky.social
the best place to eat cake is in the shower
caroleu.bsky.social
I’m reminded of the quote about how Taylor & Adele wrote songs about their exes but Stevie made hers sing back up, night after night, on songs about what a shit he is.
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peebeauxsmom.bsky.social
New Xmas mug just dropped and OH MY GOD, ISN'T JUST THE BEST EVER?🥰🥰🥰
Large coffee mug. A Scottish highland cow wearing as Santa hat a striped red and white  striped scarf. Old fashioned Xmas tree lights wound around his horns and a red cardinal sitting on his horn
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orcspiration.bsky.social
YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.
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popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
A little nervous you guys, she told me the safeword is worcestershire
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21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
One of the perks about working from home is that the timing is very flexible for my weekly shower.
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brokemycoccyx.bsky.social
Let’s go on a roadtrip…
caroleu.bsky.social
Excellent strategy. Brava!
(Edge of Seventeen would be my second choice.)
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mindflakes.bsky.social
People are at their most vulnerable when they're flying a kite... The perfect time to attack
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?
caroleu.bsky.social
Just ate a taco to disprove the myth that you can only eat tacos on Tuesdays. I struck a blow against Big Taco Tuesday propaganda. It’s a moral & ethical point.
Also, because the first taco I ate was delicious but insufficient.
The second one was deffo for the principle, though. Totally.
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Imaginary conversations will actually unprepare you for nobody else being there
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
My freestyle dance moves keep predators at bay
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.
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mindflakes.bsky.social
I'm never more than 50% aware of what my hands are doing at any time. One time I looked away for a moment and they knitted a scarf
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buddhatree.bsky.social
Always the Chen Kenichi, never the Rokusaburo Michiba.
caroleu.bsky.social
Closing my eyes and wishing really hard doesn’t cook breakfast.
(Autocorrect just offered the word “Dammit”)
Dammit.
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happysinecurist.bsky.social
Shoot for the stars, but if you happen to miss, shoot for the moon instead - either way you'll soon run out of breathable air.
caroleu.bsky.social
Interesting! Thanks, I didn’t know that.
caroleu.bsky.social
“knowledge is power” in action, for real 🥂