Tim Byrne
@tbyrne75.bsky.social
Barrister, lefty, film & comic book lover. My children drive me crazy *and* keep me sane.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYW...
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYW...
Goo Goo Dolls – Iris [Official Music Video] [4K Remaster]
YouTube video by Goo Goo Dolls
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November 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYW...
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYW...
Reposted by Tim Byrne
How come I've never heard about this?!?
Absolutely brilliant. And 100% correct.
Absolutely brilliant. And 100% correct.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
How come I've never heard about this?!?
Absolutely brilliant. And 100% correct.
Absolutely brilliant. And 100% correct.
This twit is so pathetic that after a while you begin to suspect that it is some twisted form of performance art.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
This twit is so pathetic that after a while you begin to suspect that it is some twisted form of performance art.
Reposted by Tim Byrne
Forgot how many incredible lines are in Udo Kier’s Random Roles www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Forgot how many incredible lines are in Udo Kier’s Random Roles www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
Reposted by Tim Byrne
Everyone's dunking on this opening (and nobody, including me, has read the rest) but I for one am very impressed at him being a fan of Nirvana in 1987, when their first gig was March 1988. That's *true* hipsterism.
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Everyone's dunking on this opening (and nobody, including me, has read the rest) but I for one am very impressed at him being a fan of Nirvana in 1987, when their first gig was March 1988. That's *true* hipsterism.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
You're gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
You're gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
My last few brain cells:
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My last few brain cells:
Never forget that when articles talk about the Trumps 'making' billions of dollars since the inauguration, a more accurate term is to say that they've *taken* billions.
“.. Any speculator who bought Trump’s memecoin at its peak after it was announced inauguration weekend .. would have lost almost the entire value of their investment by this month.”
@bloomberg.com $DJT $WLFI
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com $DJT $WLFI
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Never forget that when articles talk about the Trumps 'making' billions of dollars since the inauguration, a more accurate term is to say that they've *taken* billions.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
See also : "You're overreacting."
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
See also : "You're overreacting."
Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine
Melting in a pot of thieves
Wild card up my sleeve
Thick, heart of stone
My sins, my own
Melting in a pot of thieves
Wild card up my sleeve
Thick, heart of stone
My sins, my own
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine
Melting in a pot of thieves
Wild card up my sleeve
Thick, heart of stone
My sins, my own
Melting in a pot of thieves
Wild card up my sleeve
Thick, heart of stone
My sins, my own
Things can be legal and immoral at the same time.
Things like slavery.
AND RAPING CHILDREN.
FFS.
Things like slavery.
AND RAPING CHILDREN.
FFS.
Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776.
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Things can be legal and immoral at the same time.
Things like slavery.
AND RAPING CHILDREN.
FFS.
Things like slavery.
AND RAPING CHILDREN.
FFS.
Basically the entire cast of Searching For Bobby Fischer.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Basically the entire cast of Searching For Bobby Fischer.
Chokes me up Every. Single. Time.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Chokes me up Every. Single. Time.
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
I love how Australia won the Test yesterday, but now we cop the consequences of having three days with no cricket.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love how Australia won the Test yesterday, but now we cop the consequences of having three days with no cricket.
Reposted by Tim Byrne
A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.
OnlyFans but it’s just me putting the last piece in a jigsaw puzzle.
OnlyFans but it's just me shaving pepperjack and cheddar to use on nachos.
OnlyFans but it's just me tending the firebox of my smoker.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me putting the last piece in a jigsaw puzzle.
Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash
Then crash and burn
You're not alone
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash
Then crash and burn
You're not alone
Savage Garden - Crash and Burn (Official Video)
YouTube video by SavageGardenVEVO
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November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash
Then crash and burn
You're not alone
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash
Then crash and burn
You're not alone
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM