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Fixins’ Bar

@fixinsbar.bsky.social

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just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · Jan 28

Gently posting and deleting like dipping my toe into a swimming pool.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2h

*eats a banana at a knife fight

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Ducky doesn’t do pumpkin spice 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 2h

*brings a camp chair to a knife fight.

I’m just here to observe.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3h

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2h

*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 5h

youre taking a fast turn down
stupid street in the clown car

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 9h

Just know that your great grandparents are looking down at you from heaven feeling so proud of your butthole skeets

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 9h

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 10h

Gonna fuck shit up at bingo tonight

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 10h

Delusions feel like galaxy brain.

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 17h

fans of me are slowly starting to come around to the realization that they aren't actually

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 19h

Guys the 7 layer burrito is back on the menu at taco bell so looks like there could be some hope left after all

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20h

a spaghetti guitar you can play one chord once, make it count

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

I saw you liked all my posts except the one about your grandpa.

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

Kiss me. I taste like your grandpa.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 1d

owner of bologna heart

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

getting into conspiracy theories so i can achieve my dream of being the first man on the moon

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d

Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 2d

Hiring an escort to do that thing* I like.

* tuck me in.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2d

We need a supremer court.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

Unfollowed for poor grammar. That’ll learn ‘em.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d

More like sees the day and goes back to bed amiright

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 3d

my uber is here (seasonally adjusted)

It's the Wicked Witch of the West on her broom.

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 3d

I decided to outsource my memory to the cloud – now my thoughts are stored in someone else's headache.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 3d

My phone doesn’t recognize my face when I’m not crying.

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Ointmental @ointmental.bsky.social · 3d

99% of gamblers quit right before they win big

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