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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦

@qwertying.bsky.social

4.4K followers 840 following 7.9K posts

I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms. ♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 2d

My costume for Halloween this year is 'Seasonal Affective Disorder.'

I‘ll wear my normal clothes and look slightly sad and disappointed.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 1d

After all it’s a fantasy.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 2d

Most people are pretty nice to me here and it freaks me out a little.

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 4d

Stupid shit on repeat does not make you relevant.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4d

I've conquered my demons. Now..what.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4d

what an embarrassing time to be alive

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4d

I spent the day with me. I kinda like her.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 3d

Excuse me while I slip into something more less.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Mirror my personality and chill?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Does this fanny pack make my ass look lame?

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 3d

People come into your life for a reason, and sometimes that reason is very stupid.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 3d

If you're reading this, I challenge you to a duel.

Bring snacks

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 4d

Redundancy is redundant, he said redundantly.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3d

Wanna play dead and chill together..flirting.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3d

In the absence of anything holy, thank god.

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 3d

The h in chode is silent. The e is not.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 3d

He’s a 10 but still hangs out in the man cave he assembled in the garage during covid

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t hold grudges, just a few people in my basement.

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 3d

I'm dropping mom jokes with your mom in the room, idgaf

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 2d

Fact: “Come Together” by The Beatles was about having a threesome

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 2d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2d

Walked into my bedroom in the dark and felt like the furniture had been moved.

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 2d

There's this thing called the "block button"...learn it, know it, use it.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 3d

Friend: I found your doppelganger

*shows you picture of the worst looking person you've ever seen in your life*

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 3d

If you can’t find a man who meets your expectations, don’t be afraid to settle

And by settle I mean settle in at home for some quality you time by yourself long-term, because living without bs doing whatever the fuck you want is genuinely wonderful and way under rated. 11/10 stars, would recommend

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