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Crash-Out

@crash-out-show.bsky.social

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Terminally online vigilante. Creator of heroic vibes. Pronouns are super / hero and my preference is JUSTICE! I post about games, news. Whatever I feel like. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uf762xv6etz4f6ornzigrbdi/feed/aaaiqox7zrkdu

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Crash-Out @crash-out-show.bsky.social · Jan 9

Can you imagine what it was like to be the first guy in the prehistoric era going around eating everything just to see what it does?

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · Apr 23

what's a couple of typos between fiends

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Apr 23

TRISCUIT BOX: recommended serving 6 triscuits

ME: *calculating* that's 18 scuits

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · Apr 23

Significant but underrated

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Crash-Out @crash-out-show.bsky.social · Apr 23

Chris Pratt is like dude Katy Perry

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Apr 23

Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now

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Crash-Out @crash-out-show.bsky.social · Apr 23

I've heard others say the same

The US VP about to end the life of Uirel Septim VII

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Crash-Out @crash-out-show.bsky.social · Apr 23

The most accurate thing about the Oblivion remaster is that, even after they updated the inventory and UI interface, both are still completely terrible.

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Crash-Out @crash-out-show.bsky.social · Apr 23

I always wonder what kind of emotional damage someone must've gone through when they disable quote posts on the most seemingly innocuous joke

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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · Apr 23

I suspect that is they keep Hegseth, the military may join us #resistance

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Crash-Out @crash-out-show.bsky.social · Apr 23

The military should join us because it's their constitutional duty but maybe I'm old school like that

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · Apr 22

You fool! I've been secretly swearing allegiance to the United States of Chimerica this whole time! We also have an eagle as our symbol but he's like five other things too

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · Apr 22

Stinks in here

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Crash-Out @crash-out-show.bsky.social · Apr 23

How I arrived on bsky

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · Apr 22

Taking time out of my busy schedule to practice self-care (plunging my face into a bowl of ice cold Saratoga spring water, and never resurfacing)

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · Apr 22

Googled "how to be funny when it's the end of the world" and the AI just told me "that's a common misconception; the Earth is an oblate spheroid and therefore cannot have an end" smh