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Bog Fancy

@apparent-radiant.bsky.social

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · Aug 18

Folks, it costs you NOTHING to say thank you when someone holds the portal to the accursed fungus dimension open for you

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 2h

Hot shingles in your area may already be INSIDE YOUR BODY

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 2h

No one does bloated corpse better than the Tories

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3h

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳, 𝘯𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 13h

Just so you know, you do NOT need to engage your vocal cords when you sneeze, old man wilhelm scream sneezing in the CVS

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 15h

I have not seen this! Is there copious hair-eating?

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 16h

Before we go inside I just want to be clear that everything I own is normal for a person to have and in those amounts

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 19h

Just ate a taco to disprove the myth that you can only eat tacos on Tuesdays. I struck a blow against Big Taco Tuesday propaganda. It’s a moral & ethical point.
Also, because the first taco I ate was delicious but insufficient.
The second one was deffo for the principle, though. Totally.

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 20h

If you find a hair in your food, you should eat it and absorb that person's power

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 21h

I always keep a banana in my pocket and nuts too. That's just smart snacking. But, yes, I am also happy to see you.

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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 1d

everybody's got that one pair of pants that they have

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 1d

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2d

The Bostonian Trail

A screenshot from codename: Iceman showing a crumpled car on fire Top text says
Restart? Restore? …at least one more? Bottom text says Your party has died trying to merge onto Storrow Drive… (which is a typically congested major throughway in Boston MA.) then the options Restore Restart Quit

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 1d

All the moms at the park are violently thirsting for this doughy, rumpled dad who is just joyfully engaging with his kids. These moms are working up a lather and I fear for this man's virtue.

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 1d

What if I said 'beneenees'?

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Aug 2

My Turing test is asking you "ooples?" and if you don't respond "boonoonoos" then I shove your machine ass into molten metal

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

Today's word is "performative" and tomorrow's will be "tool."

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 2d

The levels of bidet power from least to greatest intensity:

1. Scold
2. Chastise
3. Rebuke
4. Excommunicate

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 2d

Absconding with my haters' joie de vivre

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 2d

album art in the 90’s: yeah just stylize a naked baby like a cherub and put it near something gross

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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 2d

treat my decorations like my genitals, please

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

Invite codes must have the chance to do the funniest thing rn because mine have butterflies and are all no no just keep on alienating yourself that's what works

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes I can't think of another post until I get the really gross one out of the way by posting it first

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Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 3d

asking for some “raw toast” at the bakery

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