Bog Fancy
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Publisher who does paper stuff. BOG FANCY Magazine: Tales From the Dank vol 2 coming soon!
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PG18
Banner art by P. Lyons
🛒 tinyshowcase.com/books
📚 bogfancy.com
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Bog Fancy
@apparent-radiant.bsky.social
· Aug 18
Folks, it costs you NOTHING to say thank you when someone holds the portal to the accursed fungus dimension open for you
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Once again thinking about columbo villains dot com, the only website where you can buy throw pillows and t-shirt dresses with the pictures and last words of the villain from every episode of Columbo
October 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Once again thinking about columbo villains dot com, the only website where you can buy throw pillows and t-shirt dresses with the pictures and last words of the villain from every episode of Columbo
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How does all that oil get up to Santa so he can make plastic
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
How does all that oil get up to Santa so he can make plastic
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The garbage has elected a new pope and it's Kid Rock!
This morning there was a garbage truck that had something very hot and smoldering inside
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The garbage has elected a new pope and it's Kid Rock!
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For the rest of the day I will reply with jazz hands because words aren't helping and who doesn't like jazz hands?
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
For the rest of the day I will reply with jazz hands because words aren't helping and who doesn't like jazz hands?
famously uncut fries
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
famously uncut fries
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When I go to the dentist I show them a picture of a radio announcer calling a baseball game from the 1930’s and say I want teeth just like that
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
When I go to the dentist I show them a picture of a radio announcer calling a baseball game from the 1930’s and say I want teeth just like that
Do you have a favorite Disney line or lyric that you use in your daily life? For example, I like to say 'bibbidi-bobbidi-boo' upon the successful insertion of my diva cup
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Do you have a favorite Disney line or lyric that you use in your daily life? For example, I like to say 'bibbidi-bobbidi-boo' upon the successful insertion of my diva cup
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smdh (shaking my damn heiney)
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
smdh (shaking my damn heiney)
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Dogs talk about you behind your back
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Dogs talk about you behind your back
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fuck off. you’re not my real dad!!!
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
fuck off. you’re not my real dad!!!
Unconditional love is the regret of every peanut abandoned on the honkey-tonk floor
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Unconditional love is the regret of every peanut abandoned on the honkey-tonk floor
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Winnipeg, The Home of Milk!
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Winnipeg, The Home of Milk!
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Wind chimes like awkward singing for the gathering of pendulums, which is called a murder of the earth's rotation the musical
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Wind chimes like awkward singing for the gathering of pendulums, which is called a murder of the earth's rotation the musical
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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saying 'hotspot' in a French accent is one of the sexiest things u can do
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
saying 'hotspot' in a French accent is one of the sexiest things u can do
Turns out D&D mini golf is incredibly soothing. The equivalent of two Klonopin or a hug from one spellcaster. Our DM was amazing and wore a bath/wizard robe gifted to him by M. Night Shyamalan. 10/10. If you're in Providence, go!
www.thedustyplanet.com
www.thedustyplanet.com
The Dusty Planet The Dusty Planet Miniature Golf & Arcade
Greetings Earthlings! The Dusty Planet is a 9 Hole Space Adventure Miniature Golf Course and Arcade in Providence, RI! Join us on an out-of-this-world adventure in local art, design & miniature golf. ...
www.thedustyplanet.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Turns out D&D mini golf is incredibly soothing. The equivalent of two Klonopin or a hug from one spellcaster. Our DM was amazing and wore a bath/wizard robe gifted to him by M. Night Shyamalan. 10/10. If you're in Providence, go!
www.thedustyplanet.com
www.thedustyplanet.com
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I accidentally crushed the entire smurf village. In my defense, I wasn't looking where I was going.
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I accidentally crushed the entire smurf village. In my defense, I wasn't looking where I was going.
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american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
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Why don’t any of the figure skaters use Herbie Hancock tunes? Break free from your paradigm, my sisters and brothers
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Why don’t any of the figure skaters use Herbie Hancock tunes? Break free from your paradigm, my sisters and brothers
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Kohl's hard cash
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Kohl's hard cash
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If I am elected we will destigmatize eating a really good-smelling chapstick
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If I am elected we will destigmatize eating a really good-smelling chapstick
There are many styles of play! The only essential element is blood
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
There are many styles of play! The only essential element is blood
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I think my dog’s a math wiz. I asked her what ten minus ten is and she said nothing.
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I think my dog’s a math wiz. I asked her what ten minus ten is and she said nothing.
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fun fact: bill gates named microsoft after his dick
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
fun fact: bill gates named microsoft after his dick
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can’t even take your shirt off on your way to the shitter anymore without getting called into some bullshit hr meeting
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
can’t even take your shirt off on your way to the shitter anymore without getting called into some bullshit hr meeting