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𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘
@canaryburgundy.bsky.social
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hyperfocussed absentminded stimming at the cross-section of autism and adhd
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canaryburgundy.bsky.social
𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 11h
A small upside of the time we're in is we get to actually see and hear what these types of guys actually say and think and that they're insane and myopic freaks as opposed to in the past where they'd be seen as unknowable visionaries or w/e bcos we never get to hear them
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timescanner.bsky.social
T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 11h
in the mid 21st century every device from toaster to television to phone to defibrillator and every electronic message transmitted thereon was controlled by a wet man with a hole in his brain who was only capable of understanding anything in terms of “antichrists.”
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11h
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sheologian.bsky.social
Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 11h
So anyway I had waffles for breakfast
news.sky.com
Sky News @news.sky.com · 1d
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison
Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins has died after being attacked in prison.
news.sky.com
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13h
the whole tron setting doesn't really make sense. why is the computer run by a fascist dictator? (sees my laptop updates weren't installed because some background software refused to quit) kill that program. kill it now. kill that program immediately
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ceej.online
ceej @ceej.online · 11h
the disastrous refusal of the self-styled silicon valley technokings to keep anyone in their lives capable of questioning their increasingly incomprehensible politics has lead to a crisis of thinking so severe that a fifty-eight year old man believes something is important because he knows about it
sharonk.bsky.social
Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 14h
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war: The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work. Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure. In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation. Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
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mel.bzky.team
meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 11h
good afternoon
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canaryburgundy.bsky.social
𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 11h
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sharonk.bsky.social
Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 14h
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war: The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work. Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure. In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation. Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
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ianboudreau.com
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13h
The richest freaks in the world wrap up a day's work of ruining the world and destroying everything you love and then stay up all night doing drugs, playing Diablo, and reading graphic novels
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commandersterling.bsky.social
Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 11h
Oh for fuck’s sake.

Cozyfication has gotten far beyond ridiculous.
rhagana.bsky.social
Rhagana Doomslayer @rhagana.bsky.social · 2d
Absolutely wild that @commandersterling.bsky.social was ranting this week about how the word"cozy" has become pervasive in video games and I see this at my local library today
Poster at the library's video section advertising "cozy horror" movies; it's a collage of original posters for the films The Fog, Practical Magic, Misery, Werewolves Within, Let the Right One In, Hocus Pocus, Sleepy Hollow (Tim Burton version), Scare Me, and An American Werewolf in London.
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myrrlyn.net
a wicked and unusual boy @myrrlyn.net · 11h
that shit never made any sense to me. my standing assumption has always been that if a beautiful woman deigns to talk to me and i do not talk back to her she is going to deservedly forget who i am and replace me with some other dipshit who will
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11h
remember the days of men strategizing about how long they needed to wait before calling a woman? one day, three days, a week. we should have shunned these people from the very beginning
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 1d
practicing quiet queefing so i don’t disrupt this christening
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d
seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back
Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit." Someone named Manny replies: "@grok why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"
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sloanelysbeth.bsky.social
รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 11h
she deserves justice.
theguardian.com
The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11h
Prince Andrew told Jeffrey Epstein ‘we’re in this together’ in 2011 email
Prince Andrew told Jeffrey Epstein ‘we’re in this together’ in 2011 email
Royal sent email after Virginia Giuffre photo emerged but later claimed he had ceased contact with Epstein in 2010 Prince Andrew told Jeffrey Epstein in an email “we are in this together” after a picture of the British royal with his arm around a teenage Virginia Giuffre was first published in 2011. The email will pile further pressure on Duke of York and the royal family as he previously told the BBC he had ceased contact with the paedophile financier by that point. Continue reading...
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aricohn.com
Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 1d
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
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forevernever.bsky.social
Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 11h
Monkey D Luffy is a Christ-like figure according to the CEO of a tech company that has access to our private data.
sharonk.bsky.social
Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 14h
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war: The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work. Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure. In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation. Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
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canaryburgundy.bsky.social
𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 11h
I have and will never own anything with a union jack on it, not a single thing.
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realbillhicks.bsky.social
pfc. italian beef @realbillhicks.bsky.social · 12h
i gotta quite drinking and shopping online
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andreapitzer.bsky.social
Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 1d
One great aspect of iconic inflatable costumes (aside from how they instantly undermine propaganda about war zones) is that it's useless to arrest the person wearing one. Cuffing a frog would make law enforcement look pathetic. And carting one off just guarantees that more will show up the next day.
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18h
i think footage of soldiers mowing down a crowd of people who are all wearing big inflatable frog costumes would be pretty tough for the human race to ever recover from, psychologically
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astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 12h
I will convince a picky eater to try my puttanesca. Anything that basically translates to whore’s spaghetti should put some hair on their chest.
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guntoucher.bsky.social
shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 13h
SaltReminder™: hey Dave! it looks like you're preparing a recipe, would you like to add some salt?

ME: that's a good idea, thanks SaltReminder™!

SaltReminder™: no problem!
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16h
Merchant DESTROYS haggler
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muffinlab.bsky.social
🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 12h
they got kkklan oreos now
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