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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻

@scrambledmegs.bsky.social

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Trying my best, but notably as flawed as anyone with this much self-awareness can be.

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 2h

RIP Montreal Expos, now the Washington Nationals 🥲

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 2h

Crewsky for boaters

AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3h

Shoesky for loafers

subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 6h

Gluesky for huffers

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3h

Shoesky for loafers

subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 6h

Gluesky for huffers

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 4h

No no no, the problem is POOR people!

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 5h

Mi amore!

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 6h

AND IT MATTERS! It actually fucking matters you goddamn gargoyles!!! Do you think depriving people of decency somehow saves your reserves, or that they don’t deserve courtesy? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? You’re sad, broken people…

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 6h

There’s a difference between saying “thank you” because you mean it, and saying “thank you” because you’re supposed to.

a girl in a denim jacket is standing in front of a sign that says " thanks "

Alt: Young Lindsay Lohan from The Parent Trap shifts her weight and and rolls her eyes back while sarcastically saying " thanks "

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

I am a runaway train.
I am a car stuck in traffic.

I want to be a bike coasting downhill.

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 2d

I am a howl in an empty canyon.
I am a whisper buried in snow.

I want to be a song by a campfire.

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

The best thing about Halloween time is that it’s seasonally appropriate to be scared and sad 👻

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

🤣😂🥲 beautiful

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

The only dance move I’ve got…

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

I went to school with a girl named Benicia. Yes, this was in the bay area 😂

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

Down in LA, wars are fought over the proper pronunciation of “Los Feliz” but when I lived in SF, where I’m from, it was definitely Gough street.

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

No Puyallup? 😂

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

Loyalty is dead.
Long live the next big thing.

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8h

Oh man, I’m sure the album art was iconic!

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 13h

A surprising amount of these are sharp objects 😅

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah we got checks (bouncing) and balances (negative)

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 13h

I wish!

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 17h

There's freedom in not having to maintain standards.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17h

@mikewtfwells Boss: do you want overtime

Me: I don't even want normal time.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15h

Jessica Lange says "there's not going to be cheaper groceries you stupid slut

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 15h

Ego Death! At The Disco

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 13h

We love to see it!

scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 14h

There should be education on physical and emotional intimacy. Where are the guidelines? What are the rules?!

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