thee Michael Whiteshoes
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
Pinned
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My kid has this printed in her DNA. I used to put the speaker up to my ex-wife's belly when Jo was in there.
#ArtistFaveLP
Nick Drake - Bryter Layter (1971)
#MusicChallenge
Northern Sky www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBBk...
How is this lovely song only at Number 4 in my list?
Because there are three songs I love even more!
Nick Drake - Bryter Layter (1971)
#MusicChallenge
Northern Sky www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBBk...
How is this lovely song only at Number 4 in my list?
Because there are three songs I love even more!
Northern Sky
YouTube video by Nick Drake - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My kid has this printed in her DNA. I used to put the speaker up to my ex-wife's belly when Jo was in there.
knowing that only the sexiest people have tummy aches really isn't making me feel any sexier (or better)
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
knowing that only the sexiest people have tummy aches really isn't making me feel any sexier (or better)
the greatest lie the Devil ever told
'tear here to open'
'tear here to open'
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the greatest lie the Devil ever told
'tear here to open'
'tear here to open'
morning🥰
i'm all for giving AI a toaster bath & then tossing everyone involved with it into a volcano
hope that helps
hope that helps
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
morning🥰
cannot wait to be thankful tomorrow*
*(hoping an asteroid will hit me)
*(hoping an asteroid will hit me)
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
cannot wait to be thankful tomorrow*
*(hoping an asteroid will hit me)
*(hoping an asteroid will hit me)
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you guys have no idea how hard it is to skeet from this thing
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
you guys have no idea how hard it is to skeet from this thing
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
how many panic attacks can a person have in one day?
i guess i'm about to find out...not a fan of family gatherings
i guess i'm about to find out...not a fan of family gatherings
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
how many panic attacks can a person have in one day?
i guess i'm about to find out...not a fan of family gatherings
i guess i'm about to find out...not a fan of family gatherings
i got nothin
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i got nothin
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Get stuffed
you guys have no idea how hard it is to skeet from this thing
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Get stuffed
i think i'm going to get to make a massive coffee table for my weed guy's screened in patio...was doing some thinking when i was dog sitting & we talked...haven't gotten to make a piece of furniture in ages so i'm psyched
already found wood & designed something
already found wood & designed something
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i think i'm going to get to make a massive coffee table for my weed guy's screened in patio...was doing some thinking when i was dog sitting & we talked...haven't gotten to make a piece of furniture in ages so i'm psyched
already found wood & designed something
already found wood & designed something
you guys have no idea how hard it is to skeet from this thing
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
you guys have no idea how hard it is to skeet from this thing
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
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AI is basically eating a dictionary because you think it'll make you smarter
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
AI is basically eating a dictionary because you think it'll make you smarter
what i'm wearing to bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
what i'm wearing to bluesky rehab
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had a dream i was driving around in my first car last night...it was a Fiat 128 that i bought from an uncle for 400$...i taught myself how to drive stick shift with that car & it brought me so much freedom & joy
don't remember why but everyone called it the Wombat
it was this color too
don't remember why but everyone called it the Wombat
it was this color too
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
had a dream i was driving around in my first car last night...it was a Fiat 128 that i bought from an uncle for 400$...i taught myself how to drive stick shift with that car & it brought me so much freedom & joy
don't remember why but everyone called it the Wombat
it was this color too
don't remember why but everyone called it the Wombat
it was this color too
i'm vegetarian so i'll be bringing my own thx dinner
gobble gobble MFers
gobble gobble MFers
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i'm vegetarian so i'll be bringing my own thx dinner
gobble gobble MFers
gobble gobble MFers
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Charlie Brown, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent Pigpen from entering along with him.
Quid pro quo. Yes or no? Charlie Brown.
You Will Prefer Another Target, a Military Target? Then Name the System, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Charlie Brown, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent Pigpen from entering along with him.
shoutout to the first person that dug up that ugly little beauty from the dirt & cooked her*
*me thinking about mashed potatoes
*me thinking about mashed potatoes
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
shoutout to the first person that dug up that ugly little beauty from the dirt & cooked her*
*me thinking about mashed potatoes
*me thinking about mashed potatoes
yes, this is in fact a Gumby screen
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
yes, this is in fact a Gumby screen
i survived Lawn Darts, Incredible Edibles & plastic skateboards...i'm pretty sure i'll survive the apocalypse
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i survived Lawn Darts, Incredible Edibles & plastic skateboards...i'm pretty sure i'll survive the apocalypse
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Charlie Brown, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent Pigpen from entering along with him.
Quid pro quo. Yes or no? Charlie Brown.
You Will Prefer Another Target, a Military Target? Then Name the System, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Charlie Brown, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent Pigpen from entering along with him.
had this dream again last night in an exhaustion haze...it's odd that i'm often playing this song considering it never had any music put to it in the waking world
been dreaming i'm performing again & old songs keep coming back to me like an undead bad penny
i had this vintage leather suitcase covered in travel stickers & i was dating a touring musician & she wanted to take that suitcase w/her to remind her of me...she said
you know where this is going
i had this vintage leather suitcase covered in travel stickers & i was dating a touring musician & she wanted to take that suitcase w/her to remind her of me...she said
you know where this is going
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
had this dream again last night in an exhaustion haze...it's odd that i'm often playing this song considering it never had any music put to it in the waking world
when somebody blocks me that i've already blocked...i know that nature is healing
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
when somebody blocks me that i've already blocked...i know that nature is healing