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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 1h

boss: did you finish that stained glass job for the church?
me: yep, made it real sexy like you wanted

a stained glass window in a church, it is supposed to show Mary holding the body of Christ after he was crucified. unfortunately one of the shadows on jesus leg looks more like his Holy Member.

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 1h

boss: did you finish that stained glass job for the church?
me: yep, made it real sexy like you wanted

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 2h

jezus loves you

a roadside sign for the "Gladstone Baptist Church" the sign says:"God's favorite word is come".

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 2h

somebody should Gorilla Glue that shit to Concentration Camp Barbies forehead & make her wear it like the Scarlet Letter

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 2h

a vintage plastic light switch cover, it says:"Honor thy Father and Mother" and shows Jesus embracing two children, unfortunately the placement of the light switch isn't the greatest and it looks like Jesus has a Holy Erection.

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 4h

#AItoasterbath

thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 7h

i say let's start suing the MFers now
they probably haven't used my shit (nobody seems to notice when i post) but i want to force them to prove they haven't

the audacity to build something solely built on thievery & then try to play the victim

toaster bath for AI

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 4h

a frame like this would give it some class

vintage hand carved ebony picture frame.

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 4h

i also want to have a word with the person that framed this, those corners look like two trains colliding...couldn't be me

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 6h

wonder what would happen if a bunch of protesters showed up in Trump masks...i'm betting none of his gestapo goons would want to be photographed arresting or beating on their dear leader

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 7h

going to walk into a bank & demand some cash today

"sorry, i just can't exist unless i steal your money"

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 12h

just saw this on FB marketplace
i have a weakness for religious folk art
& i kinda want this

the frame isn't right but this could look spectacular in a vintage ebony frame

a naive needlepoint portrait of Jesus with a crown of thorns in a gaudy gold frame.

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 7h

if AI is allowed to steal everyone else's shit, then i get to walk into one of these obscenely rich assholes houses & take whatever i want

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 4h

#AItoasterbath

thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 7h

i say let's start suing the MFers now
they probably haven't used my shit (nobody seems to notice when i post) but i want to force them to prove they haven't

the audacity to build something solely built on thievery & then try to play the victim

toaster bath for AI

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 5h

thank you
going grocery shopping first so i can get my social anxiety overload out of the way😐

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 5h

wondering what the other 3 horseman of the apocalypse are going to be

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 5h

i have to go to the doctors today
(not a fan, notafan, not a fan)
for a follow up

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 5h

Disco! at the racist panic

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 7h

i say let's start suing the MFers now
they probably haven't used my shit (nobody seems to notice when i post) but i want to force them to prove they haven't

the audacity to build something solely built on thievery & then try to play the victim

toaster bath for AI

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 6h

wonder what would happen if a bunch of protesters showed up in Trump masks...i'm betting none of his gestapo goons would want to be photographed arresting or beating on their dear leader

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 6h

it's true unfortunately

thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 6h

hoping that all the buildings that trump owns spontaneously combust

thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 7h

going to walk into a bank & demand some cash today

"sorry, i just can't exist unless i steal your money"

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 21h

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 7h

if AI is allowed to steal everyone else's shit, then i get to walk into one of these obscenely rich assholes houses & take whatever i want

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 7h

i say let's start suing the MFers now
they probably haven't used my shit (nobody seems to notice when i post) but i want to force them to prove they haven't

the audacity to build something solely built on thievery & then try to play the victim

toaster bath for AI

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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