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Yellowcard just released a new album, Better Days, and it’s pretty good. Avril Lavigne sings on “You Broke Me Too”, which gives synth harmonies and emotional belting, like a praise & worship night anthem you sing beside the boy you’ll be stroking in the church parking lot afterwards. Theoretically.
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Will do. I wrote it down in my journal as a point of order to bring up next time but it’s been stuck in my head. Thanks for the reassurance.
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“…not allowed in courtrooms” - me
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I told my therapist yesterday that I tend to lead with my heart, and he kinda made a face. Now I’m overanalyzing some decisions I’ve ever made in the past. Is that a red flag? 🚩
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No longer at home but you can come meet me at the gym and help with my hip thrusts instead.

Happy Friday :)
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Good morning, sleepyheads! Friday’s here, time to crush that to-do list and roll into the weekend strong. If you’re outside the U.S., lucky you… enjoy the head start on the weekend!
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I was reading that some people do this as well. I was considering it.
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I’m doing cardio on my rest day as well otherwise I was considering cutting back a bit today
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It’s the opposite for me. Getting leaner has actually boosted my confidence in my fizeek. I like being more cut, seeing my abs come through. At 6’2”, I’ve always just been “the big guy,” so this feels like a new kind of strength.
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Question for those tracking macros: do you reduce your calories on rest days or eat your normal budget?
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No more apps. I’ll meet people the old way, never.
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Some calf content for all you crurophiliacs out there🦵🏽🦵🏽
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Pspspspspspssss you’ve got a great cat dad Tordie.
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The cat, so to speak, is out of the bag.
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My tool belt is heavy for a reason
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I can frame walls, put up drywall, install hardwood flooring, and I got a fat cock. What more do you want from me?
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I can sense his frustration in that moment, but it’s wild to see right wing outrage commentators lose their minds over dog shock collars while cheering for the Gestapo storming cities and shooting at journalists and civilians documenting ICE agents abducting people off the street.
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Not at the moment
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Oh shit. Thanks for the update.
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It’s a messed up existence we all share if Dolly dies before he does.
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I’m going to start asking people if they ever tried rerouting power to auxiliary systems when they are crashing out.