JA
@juan2tree.bsky.social
Now you see me, and now pretend we don’t know each other.
Lying Straight-Arm Pulldowns are definitely going into my next block routine. My tits, delts, triceps, and lats are on 🔥 simultaneously.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lying Straight-Arm Pulldowns are definitely going into my next block routine. My tits, delts, triceps, and lats are on 🔥 simultaneously.
I feel dumb. Question for the chat: is this buy 2 packs get 3 packs for free = 5 packs all together? Or buy 2 packs and get the 3rd pack free?
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I feel dumb. Question for the chat: is this buy 2 packs get 3 packs for free = 5 packs all together? Or buy 2 packs and get the 3rd pack free?
Just ordered two Le Creuset pie dishes. I’m going to be THAT bitch this year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just ordered two Le Creuset pie dishes. I’m going to be THAT bitch this year.
So annoyed with how work ended today.
One. More. Day. To. Go.
One. More. Day. To. Go.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So annoyed with how work ended today.
One. More. Day. To. Go.
One. More. Day. To. Go.
I’m off all next week and getting through today and tomorrow will be the greatest challenge of my life.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m off all next week and getting through today and tomorrow will be the greatest challenge of my life.
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
Fuckkk. I need someone to break my fingers so I don’t buy anything just because I see the words “Black Friday Sale.” It’s a ruse and I damn well know this!
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fuckkk. I need someone to break my fingers so I don’t buy anything just because I see the words “Black Friday Sale.” It’s a ruse and I damn well know this!
Is this what they mean by the male gaze?
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Is this what they mean by the male gaze?
Please do one of me now @patlalaver01.bsky.social!
Something like, “Oh wow, this is devastating. This pig dick is out here twirling like an erotic lard carcass bag, who should be loaded into the mud while slurping down fish piss like a chode. Another cursed chapter for @profgalloway.com.”
Something like, “Oh wow, this is devastating. This pig dick is out here twirling like an erotic lard carcass bag, who should be loaded into the mud while slurping down fish piss like a chode. Another cursed chapter for @profgalloway.com.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Please do one of me now @patlalaver01.bsky.social!
Something like, “Oh wow, this is devastating. This pig dick is out here twirling like an erotic lard carcass bag, who should be loaded into the mud while slurping down fish piss like a chode. Another cursed chapter for @profgalloway.com.”
Something like, “Oh wow, this is devastating. This pig dick is out here twirling like an erotic lard carcass bag, who should be loaded into the mud while slurping down fish piss like a chode. Another cursed chapter for @profgalloway.com.”
You call yourselves gays, but I haven’t heard a single one of you mention Robyn’s new single “Dopamine.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You call yourselves gays, but I haven’t heard a single one of you mention Robyn’s new single “Dopamine.”
The only two good things Arnold Schwarzenegger contributed to this world was The Terminator and a killer shoulder press workout 🔥
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The only two good things Arnold Schwarzenegger contributed to this world was The Terminator and a killer shoulder press workout 🔥
Getting older means you are stoked to find out that high efficiency compact combination boilers exist and cost ~$20k so it becomes a wishlist item when you buy the house.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Getting older means you are stoked to find out that high efficiency compact combination boilers exist and cost ~$20k so it becomes a wishlist item when you buy the house.
It’s “Tip Tuesday”. Share your tips!
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s “Tip Tuesday”. Share your tips!
Turns out, I need a drink.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Turns out, I need a drink.
Hyrox was fun as a spectator. I imagine it’s even more fun to compete. I can’t wait.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hyrox was fun as a spectator. I imagine it’s even more fun to compete. I can’t wait.
I should take a rest day, but my aspirations are too high, so I’ll have a cardio and core day instead. If you visit my gym and hear someone crying, it’s just my weakness leaving my body 😭😂
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I should take a rest day, but my aspirations are too high, so I’ll have a cardio and core day instead. If you visit my gym and hear someone crying, it’s just my weakness leaving my body 😭😂
Every gay relationship has the bf who posts online constantly and the bf who hardly ever posts
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
All the winter gear I ordered last weekend when we plunged into the 20s during a snowstorm came in today. BTW, it was almost 70 degrees today. Cool, cool, cool…
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
All the winter gear I ordered last weekend when we plunged into the 20s during a snowstorm came in today. BTW, it was almost 70 degrees today. Cool, cool, cool…
Let’s be friends. You know who you are.
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Let’s be friends. You know who you are.
New goal: complete a Hyrox. Watch this space.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
New goal: complete a Hyrox. Watch this space.
Count your fucking days Google Maps
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Count your fucking days Google Maps
It’s Friday. Thank god.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It’s Friday. Thank god.