stabilo
@stabiloffc.bsky.social
‘Oh well. Just give me an easy life and a peaceful death. Yeah, yeah.’
The photos of this are absolutely grim.
A fire engulfed a residential building in Hong Kong's northern Tai Po district, with plumes of thick gray smoke billowing out as emergency services battled to subdue the blaze reut.rs/4rrKyOi
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The photos of this are absolutely grim.
The bond market is as flat as a pancake and has been for months, despite the non-stop scaremongering.
While the budget wait is almost over, UK market volatility is likely not. The Labour government is walking a tightrope as it tries to reassure bond markets that it can be trusted to be fiscally prudent while appeasing voters reut.rs/48oTw67
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The bond market is as flat as a pancake and has been for months, despite the non-stop scaremongering.
Tax tattoos
Tax people who call their children Jaxxon
Tax builders who have opted for some Christmas songs only station this morning
Tax messy binmen
Tax Paddington bear
Tax people who call their children Jaxxon
Tax builders who have opted for some Christmas songs only station this morning
Tax messy binmen
Tax Paddington bear
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Tax tattoos
Tax people who call their children Jaxxon
Tax builders who have opted for some Christmas songs only station this morning
Tax messy binmen
Tax Paddington bear
Tax people who call their children Jaxxon
Tax builders who have opted for some Christmas songs only station this morning
Tax messy binmen
Tax Paddington bear
Few things as tiresome as very wealthy men decrying anyone who ‘has never run a business’.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Few things as tiresome as very wealthy men decrying anyone who ‘has never run a business’.
I’ve got a gig tonight and I’ve got a spare ticket. Have decided to go on my own and just have a seat to put my coat on.
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’ve got a gig tonight and I’ve got a spare ticket. Have decided to go on my own and just have a seat to put my coat on.
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There's an advert on his website for a 'Depot Supervisor' that pays £12.75 an hour for shift work.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There's an advert on his website for a 'Depot Supervisor' that pays £12.75 an hour for shift work.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
The child is watching Gilmore ‘fucking’ Girls as always but Sonic Youth have just appeared on it as buskers. Colour me confused.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The child is watching Gilmore ‘fucking’ Girls as always but Sonic Youth have just appeared on it as buskers. Colour me confused.
Just one of the worst people to ever kick a ball.
Cristiano Ronaldo won’t be banned for World Cup after reprieve by Fifa
Cristiano Ronaldo won’t be banned for World Cup after reprieve by Fifa
www.thetimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just one of the worst people to ever kick a ball.
Trying to remember how many times I’ve been sacked for being bone idle. Think it’s about eight.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Trying to remember how many times I’ve been sacked for being bone idle. Think it’s about eight.
Well that’s good isn’t it?
About half of American jobs could be replaced by artificial intelligence, according to a report by the McKinsey Global Institute
AI could replace half of American jobs, says report
www.thetimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Well that’s good isn’t it?
They’re rolling out the Jif tank instead.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
They’re rolling out the Jif tank instead.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
My current gripe is that films have become too complicated these days.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My current gripe is that films have become too complicated these days.
Facebook is a sickness.
The protest follows a campaign by YouTube influencers against schools offering migrant parents lessons to improve their language skills
Mothers trying to learn English face demonstration outside school
The protest follows a campaign by YouTube influencers against schools offering migrant parents lessons to improve their language skills
www.thetimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Facebook is a sickness.
Dog’s got the shits, child off school with a cold, two chippies and a plasterer in the house with two different radio stations on, wife away with work and four hour long work meetings in the diary.
#fuckoffEverton
#fuckoffEverton
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Dog’s got the shits, child off school with a cold, two chippies and a plasterer in the house with two different radio stations on, wife away with work and four hour long work meetings in the diary.
#fuckoffEverton
#fuckoffEverton
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November 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
The BBC News starting with a story about some BBC people getting told off by some MPs. Such navel-gazing shit. Just ignore it and do important things instead.
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The BBC News starting with a story about some BBC people getting told off by some MPs. Such navel-gazing shit. Just ignore it and do important things instead.
Imagine a sat nav and the voice is Jamie Carragher’s.
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Imagine a sat nav and the voice is Jamie Carragher’s.
Cole Palmer currently checking behind the sofa with a head torch for the Elf on the shelf.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Cole Palmer currently checking behind the sofa with a head torch for the Elf on the shelf.
Must be ace to be able to kick a ball as far as Pickford. I’d be down the park a couple of hours a day.
BOOOOT
SPAAAAANNNK
DOOOOOOIIINK
BOOOOT
SPAAAAANNNK
DOOOOOOIIINK
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Must be ace to be able to kick a ball as far as Pickford. I’d be down the park a couple of hours a day.
BOOOOT
SPAAAAANNNK
DOOOOOOIIINK
BOOOOT
SPAAAAANNNK
DOOOOOOIIINK
The scrappiest 0-1 ever is on the cards here.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The scrappiest 0-1 ever is on the cards here.