stabilo
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‘A pint of plain is your only man.’
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I reckon 5 out of the 8 adverts I’ve just sat through while watching a documentary on Channel 4 were entirely AI. It did not feel like the future. Thinking about all the actors and crew who have just been wiped out. Just all so shite.
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I reckon 5 out of the 8 adverts I’ve just sat through while watching a documentary on Channel 4 were entirely AI. It did not feel like the future. Thinking about all the actors and crew who have just been wiped out. Just all so shite.
I mean, what has she got on here? And where the fuck do the Match of the Day lads even buy these shit shoes?
January 21, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I mean, what has she got on here? And where the fuck do the Match of the Day lads even buy these shit shoes?
What’s Swedish for ‘horny police’?
January 21, 2026 at 10:42 PM
What’s Swedish for ‘horny police’?
Made an executive decision to have sausage, chips and beans for dinner* tomorrow lads. Might fry up an egg with it! Might even get the chips from the chipper**!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
*’tea’ for all you benefits folk
**I was raised Irish, to question this is a hate crime
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
*’tea’ for all you benefits folk
**I was raised Irish, to question this is a hate crime
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Made an executive decision to have sausage, chips and beans for dinner* tomorrow lads. Might fry up an egg with it! Might even get the chips from the chipper**!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
*’tea’ for all you benefits folk
**I was raised Irish, to question this is a hate crime
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
*’tea’ for all you benefits folk
**I was raised Irish, to question this is a hate crime
Started doing my long ago mooted ‘hero wall’ in my shiny new office lads. Bob gets his own one. Planning to pretty much cover it with different size framed photos hence these early ones being a bit pissed. Yes I DO k ok have too much time on my hands!
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Started doing my long ago mooted ‘hero wall’ in my shiny new office lads. Bob gets his own one. Planning to pretty much cover it with different size framed photos hence these early ones being a bit pissed. Yes I DO k ok have too much time on my hands!
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Iceland at Davos
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Iceland at Davos
“Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time…”
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
“Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time…”
Someone should stand up and say, “does anyone fancy a pint?” and everyone should troop out.
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Someone should stand up and say, “does anyone fancy a pint?” and everyone should troop out.
Oh fuck off.
Rob Brydon becomes a children's author
Rob Brydon becomes a children's author
Picture book based on the exploits of his own family cat
dlvr.it
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Oh fuck off.
The whole world waiting to see how insane an elderly rapist is today so that we don’t go to war with each other for another few hours. All very restful.
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 AM
The whole world waiting to see how insane an elderly rapist is today so that we don’t go to war with each other for another few hours. All very restful.
Leaving the EU just makes more and more sense every day doesn’t it?
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Leaving the EU just makes more and more sense every day doesn’t it?
I was thinking today that if there is a Global Thermonuclear War. In the last few minutes before they hit Bristol I’ll be thinking mainly about my big regrets in life and I’m pretty sure the main one will be that I watched the entire first series of Ted Lasso.
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I was thinking today that if there is a Global Thermonuclear War. In the last few minutes before they hit Bristol I’ll be thinking mainly about my big regrets in life and I’m pretty sure the main one will be that I watched the entire first series of Ted Lasso.
I’m watching ITV! Like a scaffolder or a hairdresser or something.
January 20, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I’m watching ITV! Like a scaffolder or a hairdresser or something.
I reckon he asked for a lollipop and a sticker after the X-ray.
🚨BREAKING! - Jack Grealish has suffered a suspected stress fracture to his foot. Concerns that he will miss months rather than weeks. Prognosis will be clearer after Grealish sees specialist in the coming days
(Source - David Ornstein, The Athletic )
(Source - David Ornstein, The Athletic )
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I reckon he asked for a lollipop and a sticker after the X-ray.
They’re still banging out the ABBA robot show I see.
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
They’re still banging out the ABBA robot show I see.
I’ve been subjected to Josh Widdecombe twice today, very much against my will of course as I fucking HATE him.
January 20, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I’ve been subjected to Josh Widdecombe twice today, very much against my will of course as I fucking HATE him.
The S&P down over 2% and the US 10 Year Treasury pushing 4.3% while Trump rambles on and on.
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The S&P down over 2% and the US 10 Year Treasury pushing 4.3% while Trump rambles on and on.
This Trump press conference is fucking batshit.
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This Trump press conference is fucking batshit.
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"Look, I get it, he's mental but what the fuck do you want me to do?"
- Labour +45%
- Labour +45%
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 AM
"Look, I get it, he's mental but what the fuck do you want me to do?"
- Labour +45%
- Labour +45%
I have a question.
🚨BREAKING FROM MACRON🚨
"Competition from the USA, through trade agreements that openly aim to weaken and subordinate Europe"
"Combined with an endless accumulation of new tariffs that are fundamentally unacceptable. Even more so when they are used as leverage against territorial sovereignty."
"Competition from the USA, through trade agreements that openly aim to weaken and subordinate Europe"
"Combined with an endless accumulation of new tariffs that are fundamentally unacceptable. Even more so when they are used as leverage against territorial sovereignty."
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I have a question.