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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 26m

The words ‘Teams work queue’ have knocked me sick. Glad I don’t have to deal with that.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 28m

Can’t remember the last time I set foot outside my house without somehow spending about £40 on nothing.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 35m

Just been offered a ticket to see James Acaster performing in a small shop up the road from ours.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 1h

More proof that Dr Who is a gateway drug to fascism.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 2h

The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)

An article from The Times: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future". Featuring bizarre portraits of Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin and Daniel Campbell.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 1h

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

Why though?

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

Where are they at tonight?

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

Have changed my mind, just seen the people on it.

stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 19h

Might watch this Celebrity Traitors you know. Not seen the normal one and have no idea what it’s about.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

From yesterday?

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

Just did a Covid test for the first time in years and had a weird emotional reaction. What a fucking mad old time that was.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

Perhaps he should swim his way to the job centre.

The Times & Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 15h

A British long-distance swimmer has described how he fought off a shark off the coast of Los Angeles in the middle of the night

British swimmer survives early hours run-in with great white shark

www.thetimes.com

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

Had my ‘flu jab at my GP surgery yesterday and asked about Covid jab. Only for over 75s she said. Seems odd.

stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

Needs something green.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

She should do one of these every morning.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 15h

Dolly Parton addresses health concerns in new video: ‘I ain’t dead yet!’

Country music star shares buoyant video on social media after rumors swirl about her health Dolly Parton has taken to social media to clarify she “ain’t dead yet!” In a post shared on her Instagram and YouTube channel, the country music star rejected rumors of ill health that swirled after the postponement of her Las Vegas residency and a cryptic post from her sister asking for “prayers”. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15h

Moonlighting is streaming. Important player.stv.tv/summary/disn...

Watch Moonlighting | Stream Free on STV Player

Maddie Hayes and David Addison run Blue Moon Detective Agency.

player.stv.tv

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 15h

Ten days of rain. Absolute shite.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 17h

The correct answer in ‘1’.

YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 17h

How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 19h

Might watch this Celebrity Traitors you know. Not seen the normal one and have no idea what it’s about.

stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 19h

I Googled it and have fallen down a Yorkist rabbit hole. Very pleasing.

stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 19h

Cheap, thick white bread is one of the joys of life. It’s also how I like my men.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 19h

Westbrook though. Fanny like a fishmonger’s dustbin I reckon.

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 20h

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 20h

Conversation at work earlier turned to the head the ball who has been pestering the McCann’s claiming to be Maddy. A slight pause before one chap mused, “someone that cracked would obviously be sensational in bed.”

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 20h

Suspect he’d accidentally kill her while stroking her hair like Lenny.

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