Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words
Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words
Post a movie from where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Post a movie from where you’re from.
Picked the wrong week, did you?
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Picked the wrong week, did you?
Pope: “What do you think of Tottenham?”
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Pope: “What do you think of Tottenham?”
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
Separated at birth.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Separated at birth.
*hammers fist down on the Crisis Club KLAXON*
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
*hammers fist down on the Crisis Club KLAXON*
Shame he only had that one record by The Specials.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shame he only had that one record by The Specials.
That Twitter exchange lives rent-free in my head.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That Twitter exchange lives rent-free in my head.
Giant novelty bottle caps.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Giant novelty bottle caps.
Where are you from? Nose city?”
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Where are you from? Nose city?”
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.729: North Korean Eamonn Andrews and his famous big red book. For the 307th week in a row This is Your Life is doing Kim Jong Un.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.729: North Korean Eamonn Andrews and his famous big red book. For the 307th week in a row This is Your Life is doing Kim Jong Un.
Meanwhile in Tajikistan, President Emomali Rahmon is looking at this year’s bounteous harvest of fuck knows what.
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Meanwhile in Tajikistan, President Emomali Rahmon is looking at this year’s bounteous harvest of fuck knows what.
Oh, go on then. Just look at that outfit, made out of a set of goth’s curtains.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh, go on then. Just look at that outfit, made out of a set of goth’s curtains.
#KimJongUnTrouserWatch Difficulty level: Extreme.
I expect @dieworkwear.bsky.social will have a thing or two to say about that suit.
I expect @dieworkwear.bsky.social will have a thing or two to say about that suit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
#KimJongUnTrouserWatch Difficulty level: Extreme.
I expect @dieworkwear.bsky.social will have a thing or two to say about that suit.
I expect @dieworkwear.bsky.social will have a thing or two to say about that suit.
“And the doctor tells Fletcher ‘See those flasks over there? I want you to fill one for me’, and Fletcher says ‘What? From here?’”
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“And the doctor tells Fletcher ‘See those flasks over there? I want you to fill one for me’, and Fletcher says ‘What? From here?’”
“I. AM. HAVING. A. FAG. AND THANK CHRIST FOR THAT”
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“I. AM. HAVING. A. FAG. AND THANK CHRIST FOR THAT”
“Do you expect me to talk? No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!”
“Oh very funny boss”
“Oh very funny boss”
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“Do you expect me to talk? No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!”
“Oh very funny boss”
“Oh very funny boss”