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All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask)

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All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · Sep 23

when someone is a little bit wrong about space marines online

Stella from Mary Worth looks down, fuming. She thinks, "THAT'S. THE. LAST STRAW!" The panel is fuschia, brightening to yellow-white in the centre of her face

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

The mariners bullpen should be allowed to do a BIT of steroids before Sunday

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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 3h

it’s so cool the yankees didn’t get to experience this feeling

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

Look at the ego death in big dumper’s eyes

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 3h

The teams have stopped play and have joined each other on the field to sing Christmas carols

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

I can do both things

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 3h

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

They had their chance! Give it to the Twins

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

I’d better go downstairs and grab my glove in case they call me in

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

Best sport in the world baby

Christopher Crawford @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social · 3h

PEOPLE ENJOY THIS? PEOPLE HAVE FUN WATCHING THIS? PEOPLE LITERALLY CHOOSE TO DO THIS? ARE YOU HIGH ON GOOFBALLS?

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

That’s it, let the twins play the blue jays instead.

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

Oh it’s not that bad

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 3h

And I’m saying if it goes to 14 just stop the game and let the twins have a try against the jays

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t think either team wants to win. Let someone else go to the alcs

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 4h

I’m saying it for the less insane people who might see this

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 4h

I have long maintained that if x isn’t using the term anymore we’re free to use it here

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 4h

I wasn’t explaining those bits to jace so I didn’t include her in the tweet

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 5h

Hey what the hell

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 5h

There are a couple bits that are about hating colonialism

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 5h

Watching the Mask of Zorro with Snoopy and telling her which parts of it are metaphors for sexual power

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 6h

Ah, the day after the Phillies are eliminated, when fans’ hearts turn from their beloved himbos to a numbered list of which of them they wish to execute for their failings

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 9h

You know that’s right

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 11h

When I come upstairs for lunch at 3pm and see my wife’s second mcmiffin from the morning in the fridge

Queen Esmeraude, a green haired anime lady from sailor moon, laughs imperiously

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 11h

I've started getting tiktoks from high school football players in alberta complaining how the teacher's strike is ruining their seasons, and after one kid talked about how his team was fighting for the playoffs a commenter said "dude you were 0-4"

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 14h

no dropping sammi!

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 14h

oh nice! I'm gonna pick you up by it after