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Leask
@leask.bsky.social
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and yes I did spend twenty american dollars for a printed photo commemorating the time I met snoopy
Shanahan should throw in the towel before Purdy and McCaffrey get literally killed on the field
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Philip Rivers asleep in a bed while 14 kids run around playing and screaming. He's badly hungover. The phone rings. A Denver area code? He picks it up, his life about to change forever
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This wouldn’t have happened on my watch
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 16
The Sickness Unto Death, and then...
Splitting of the Breast
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
This wouldn’t have happened if he had a normal name
Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Extremely normal!!!
Time to be extremely normal about the Seattle Seahawks
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Time to be extremely normal about the Seattle Seahawks
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
These refs are on one
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I also have a long-standing beef with the Tropicana corporation because of the way they showed oranges excitedly dancing to their own murder. I am not a crackpot
My husband is the cutest husband and I love him very much, he is not doing a bit the concept of M&M cannibalism legitimately upsets him. I gotta go kick the Mars Inc. marketing department’s ass
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
If a group of native dudes fancy dance at you like this you’re straight up cooked
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Time for a nice relaxing Sam Darnold game to soothe my jangled nerves
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:35 PM
January 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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A special Ken Lowery shout-out to the whole human race for Bread. You really did something with that one, lads
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Telling my friends that giving me, a native person, money towards buying a hockey stick is a great way to fight institutional racism in that space. Yes I am leaving out some key details for my own benefit
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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The World's Wackiest Screwball has died today under circumstances that authorities are calling "tragically zany."
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Last week, I got a corrections request for a story I didn't write, on a publication I don't write for. It sent me down a very strange rabbit hole involving a mysterious content publisher. There's a lot I don't understand, but here's what I know:

aftermath.site/nicole-carpe...
I'm Not That Nicole Carpenter
I got a corrections request for a story I didn't write, and it pulled me down a journalism rabbit hole.
aftermath.site
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Gary Bettman has said, when asked, that he's a fan of Heated Rivalry and I'm like "Are you, Gary? Is your favourite part that it's not the NHL?"
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Morning
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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I don’t feel like I have to mince words about this: these people can fuck off. I’ve had to listen to these assholes my whole life make shit up about the places I love. We’re not the ones sitting at a bar at 10 in the morning drinking. Hope they fall off their high horse. Same goes for the writers
Thought @nytpitchbot.bsky.social had outdone itself, but no, it’s real: NYTimes sent four reporters to a town 150 miles from Minneapolis to interview a group of folks at the Ye Olde Pickle Factory bar while they drink beer at 10am and watch The Price Is Right and share deep political thoughts.
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
A 1992 Diet Coke would fix me
I've done the "NONE MORE [moment in time]" bit a few times now with old commercial breaks, but this...?

This is the absolute real deal. The apex predator. The shit the dealer usually keeps for himself.

June 28, 1992 in pure crystalline form.

Handle with extreme care.
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Dodge has given up the lie of trying to sell people on Rams as working vehicles and is now flooding television with ads about how “you can get this one with a black grille and it’s got a lot of cupholders!”
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This dude gets it
God I fucking love garlic bread
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM