Leask
@leask.bsky.social
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Leask
@leask.bsky.social
· Nov 17
and yes I did spend twenty american dollars for a printed photo commemorating the time I met snoopy
I also have a long-standing beef with the Tropicana corporation because of the way they showed oranges excitedly dancing to their own murder. I am not a crackpot
My husband is the cutest husband and I love him very much, he is not doing a bit the concept of M&M cannibalism legitimately upsets him. I gotta go kick the Mars Inc. marketing department’s ass
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I also have a long-standing beef with the Tropicana corporation because of the way they showed oranges excitedly dancing to their own murder. I am not a crackpot
If a group of native dudes fancy dance at you like this you’re straight up cooked
January 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
If a group of native dudes fancy dance at you like this you’re straight up cooked
Time for a nice relaxing Sam Darnold game to soothe my jangled nerves
Broncos v Bills
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Time for a nice relaxing Sam Darnold game to soothe my jangled nerves
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A special Ken Lowery shout-out to the whole human race for Bread. You really did something with that one, lads
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
A special Ken Lowery shout-out to the whole human race for Bread. You really did something with that one, lads
Telling my friends that giving me, a native person, money towards buying a hockey stick is a great way to fight institutional racism in that space. Yes I am leaving out some key details for my own benefit
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Telling my friends that giving me, a native person, money towards buying a hockey stick is a great way to fight institutional racism in that space. Yes I am leaving out some key details for my own benefit
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The World's Wackiest Screwball has died today under circumstances that authorities are calling "tragically zany."
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The World's Wackiest Screwball has died today under circumstances that authorities are calling "tragically zany."
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Last week, I got a corrections request for a story I didn't write, on a publication I don't write for. It sent me down a very strange rabbit hole involving a mysterious content publisher. There's a lot I don't understand, but here's what I know:
aftermath.site/nicole-carpe...
aftermath.site/nicole-carpe...
I'm Not That Nicole Carpenter
I got a corrections request for a story I didn't write, and it pulled me down a journalism rabbit hole.
aftermath.site
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Last week, I got a corrections request for a story I didn't write, on a publication I don't write for. It sent me down a very strange rabbit hole involving a mysterious content publisher. There's a lot I don't understand, but here's what I know:
aftermath.site/nicole-carpe...
aftermath.site/nicole-carpe...
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Gary Bettman has said, when asked, that he's a fan of Heated Rivalry and I'm like "Are you, Gary? Is your favourite part that it's not the NHL?"
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Gary Bettman has said, when asked, that he's a fan of Heated Rivalry and I'm like "Are you, Gary? Is your favourite part that it's not the NHL?"
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I don’t feel like I have to mince words about this: these people can fuck off. I’ve had to listen to these assholes my whole life make shit up about the places I love. We’re not the ones sitting at a bar at 10 in the morning drinking. Hope they fall off their high horse. Same goes for the writers
Thought @nytpitchbot.bsky.social had outdone itself, but no, it’s real: NYTimes sent four reporters to a town 150 miles from Minneapolis to interview a group of folks at the Ye Olde Pickle Factory bar while they drink beer at 10am and watch The Price Is Right and share deep political thoughts.
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I don’t feel like I have to mince words about this: these people can fuck off. I’ve had to listen to these assholes my whole life make shit up about the places I love. We’re not the ones sitting at a bar at 10 in the morning drinking. Hope they fall off their high horse. Same goes for the writers
A 1992 Diet Coke would fix me
I've done the "NONE MORE [moment in time]" bit a few times now with old commercial breaks, but this...?
This is the absolute real deal. The apex predator. The shit the dealer usually keeps for himself.
June 28, 1992 in pure crystalline form.
Handle with extreme care.
This is the absolute real deal. The apex predator. The shit the dealer usually keeps for himself.
June 28, 1992 in pure crystalline form.
Handle with extreme care.
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
A 1992 Diet Coke would fix me
Dodge has given up the lie of trying to sell people on Rams as working vehicles and is now flooding television with ads about how “you can get this one with a black grille and it’s got a lot of cupholders!”
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Dodge has given up the lie of trying to sell people on Rams as working vehicles and is now flooding television with ads about how “you can get this one with a black grille and it’s got a lot of cupholders!”
This dude gets it
God I fucking love garlic bread
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This dude gets it
VB even got a slutty little thigh tattoo to promote the fact that he would make an upcoming career decision! All I want is for my f1 boys to be either goofy or slutty. vb is both!
Out of all the f1 drivers, I think Valtteri Bottas might be enjoying life the most. Cycling with his pro cyclist partner, drinking wine, sauna, doing little fun skits, releasing a calendar all about his bare ass. That seems like a fun way to live
January 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
VB even got a slutty little thigh tattoo to promote the fact that he would make an upcoming career decision! All I want is for my f1 boys to be either goofy or slutty. vb is both!
Out of all the f1 drivers, I think Valtteri Bottas might be enjoying life the most. Cycling with his pro cyclist partner, drinking wine, sauna, doing little fun skits, releasing a calendar all about his bare ass. That seems like a fun way to live
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Out of all the f1 drivers, I think Valtteri Bottas might be enjoying life the most. Cycling with his pro cyclist partner, drinking wine, sauna, doing little fun skits, releasing a calendar all about his bare ass. That seems like a fun way to live
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Hey if you want really good insight into the nightmare happening in Minneapolis right now follow forever homeboy and great journalist @therafischwartz.bsky.social
Tried to describe what life here is like these days, and why, despite it all, I'm optimistic and so, so proud of this community.
In Minnesota, Everywhere Is a Front Line
What a federal invasion looks like from the inside.
www.discourseblog.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Hey if you want really good insight into the nightmare happening in Minneapolis right now follow forever homeboy and great journalist @therafischwartz.bsky.social
inviting all my stressed and overwhelmed friends to come up here for a visit. we'll hit an odr, grab a six pack and some donairs... make it good vibe weekend
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
inviting all my stressed and overwhelmed friends to come up here for a visit. we'll hit an odr, grab a six pack and some donairs... make it good vibe weekend
Listening to Yo La Tengo's "The Sounds of the Sounds of Science" and it's good. Different from the limited bit of their other soundtrack work I've listened to. Playing with space a lot. Very groove-filled. Strut, don't walk, to listen
January 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Listening to Yo La Tengo's "The Sounds of the Sounds of Science" and it's good. Different from the limited bit of their other soundtrack work I've listened to. Playing with space a lot. Very groove-filled. Strut, don't walk, to listen
This is such a bummer man www.nytimes.com/athletic/694...
Inside Mitch Marner’s life after the Maple Leafs: It's complicated
www.nytimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This is such a bummer man www.nytimes.com/athletic/694...
hey everyone can I have a million and a half dollars please
I need to buy this house and not change a single thing except maybe the cooktop www.realtor.com/realestatean...
I need to buy this house and not change a single thing except maybe the cooktop www.realtor.com/realestatean...
www.realtor.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
hey everyone can I have a million and a half dollars please
I need to buy this house and not change a single thing except maybe the cooktop www.realtor.com/realestatean...
I need to buy this house and not change a single thing except maybe the cooktop www.realtor.com/realestatean...
[septuagenarian having their head caved in by ICE] excuse me sir you need to hold still so I can scan your code. I'm going to register such a formal complaint
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
[septuagenarian having their head caved in by ICE] excuse me sir you need to hold still so I can scan your code. I'm going to register such a formal complaint
my sports watch this morning: you slept great last night! well, except for going to bed at 1:30 and only sleeping for 5 hours. I am gonna have to give you a LOW rating. but other than that...
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
my sports watch this morning: you slept great last night! well, except for going to bed at 1:30 and only sleeping for 5 hours. I am gonna have to give you a LOW rating. but other than that...