All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask)
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when someone is a little bit wrong about space marines online
Stella from Mary Worth looks down, fuming. She thinks, "THAT'S. THE. LAST STRAW!" The panel is fuschia, brightening to yellow-white in the centre of her face
leask.bsky.social
They're the biggest babies in sports.
leask.bsky.social
I am decades past Philly fans' combined superiority complex and "uwu we're just little guys" whining. Every fan in Philly should sink into the fucking earth
leask.bsky.social
I think if Philly fans wanna brag about how smart and passionate and better than everyone they are and how great they are at booing anybody who momentarily displeases them they can survive a player saying "yeah it's great when they cheer and it sucks when they boo"
leask.bsky.social
That's definitely not how I read it
leask.bsky.social
I await the day the Penguins go back to this for an event/alternate jersey. Was it the worst era of the team? Sure. But god these rocked
Pittsburgh Penguins jersey from 1997-2002. Top half of a penguin in motion on a yellow triangle with streaks on black. the streak in front of the penguin is yellow and its grey/white behind it. Both wrap around to the numbers on the back.
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skullmandible.bsky.social
you don't get to count on votes from people you are letting get exterminated. if you let a fox kill the chickens, should you still expect eggs in the morning?
leask.bsky.social
90s flash was girlypop and we loved him
spearhafoc.bsky.social
90s Flash Gordon with the rare half-a-croptop.
Still from the 90s Flash Gordon Cartoon. Flash, a RADICAL 90s youth with a blond "Don Bluth Protagonist" haircut. He's wearing red pants with a few belts, a tight red t-shirt that reveals his entire belly, and over that is a white tank top - or half of one, anyway. The other side is attached with a belt. 

He's accompanied by Dale Arden, with black shoulder-length hair and a green croptop, and Talon, a brown-skinned man with white feathered wings in a yellow, blue, and black spandex costume and beige helmet.
leask.bsky.social
I was the first person to get EPL's copy :)
leask.bsky.social
I forget, are you on IG? I could introduce you to my friend Morgan, who came out a couple of years ago and is so happy it makes my soul sing.
leask.bsky.social
The Pain & Gain liker has never logged off
leask.bsky.social
I wish I could wash the "dwayne's mark wahlberg's the fighter" stink off this to appreciate it! but even the trailers just come off as so desperate.
leask.bsky.social
as someone who's long thought he was a genuine acting talent burdened by ego and the worst taste in the world, I wish I could be happier for him getting back to some of the stuff I like watching him do!
leask.bsky.social
"oh no, I've found my way to the wrong site, oh no" try to be more convincing, al
leask.bsky.social
I was gonna make this too dark by talking about colonialism but let's just say I think I have a pass on this one
leask.bsky.social
like the gender binary, coke zero fails by striving for the impossible and artificial: emulating coke classic without understanding the core limitation.

diet coke breaks its own trail. cool, crisp, slightly astringent. meets you where and who you are. diet coke: it's for the real ones
leask.bsky.social
as a true ally, it's the main pop I drink. that's how much I respect my trans and nb beloveds
leask.bsky.social
All my true homies wanna read this book
nikostratis.com
Celebrate prime day by buying my book from Bookshop dot org (with free shipping and a little discount) or your fave indie bookstore.

Fuck Jeff Bezos, books don't need him.

Bookshop dot org: is.gd/iMcYEA
a book, with a blue cover and gradient red to yellow font that reads the dad rock that made me a woman by Niko Stratis. it's sitting on a wooden tabletop, behind it are records and a lamp and whatnot.
leask.bsky.social
I get the spirit behind people's pessimism about social media but even beyond it literally being our wife city, I have made so many wonderful friendships, like with you two! I genuinely love and treasure you two and so many others! I can never find it in myself to be flatly negative about a gift.
leask.bsky.social
I didn't want to chide anyone for their worry yesterday but Dolly had said she was ill but would be okay! Her sister just seemed like a religious southern auntie doing a FB post
theeblackleftie.bsky.social
Someone go and trip Dolly Parton’s sister. She had me scared that our girl was on her deathbed.

Auntie just had some kidney stones.

This ain’t the time to be dramatic maam 😭😭😭
leask.bsky.social
get in, get out, retire young. I respect it.