Calamity Jon Morris
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Author of The League of Regrettable Superheroes
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Gasp! That's *stealing!*
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Gasp! That's *stealing!*
Sorry, man, but the truth is that "OROWEAT" used to have an "H" in it and Yaldabaoth is to blame.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sorry, man, but the truth is that "OROWEAT" used to have an "H" in it and Yaldabaoth is to blame.
Three words: Wolverine. Drinks. Piss.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Three words: Wolverine. Drinks. Piss.
Neither is it the one with a big bowtie!
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Neither is it the one with a big bowtie!
Fucking love Daredevil's rogues gallery. One of these guys is his tailor.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Fucking love Daredevil's rogues gallery. One of these guys is his tailor.
Speaking just for myself, no single scene among cinema's vast tapestry has ever affected me as deeply as did the sudden and easy-to-miss on-screen murder of Bowen Yang's "Pfannee" in the film Wicked 1.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Speaking just for myself, no single scene among cinema's vast tapestry has ever affected me as deeply as did the sudden and easy-to-miss on-screen murder of Bowen Yang's "Pfannee" in the film Wicked 1.
Knew a young woman who hated the Beatles, which is fine as far as I'm concerned, but her complaint was always that they were "overrated" and this would drive me nuts. Don't like 'em, fine, but there's no band more appropriately-rated than the Beatles. They're rated exactly right. Spot-on rating.
Oh please. It was cool to hate the Beatles for about six seconds in 1977. Glen Matlock - Beatles fan - is mostly the reason the Sex Pistols hung together. Lydon & Strummer are Lennon fans. Bowie & Iggy adore the Beatles. Hating the Beatles has never caught on anywhere, among anybody.
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Knew a young woman who hated the Beatles, which is fine as far as I'm concerned, but her complaint was always that they were "overrated" and this would drive me nuts. Don't like 'em, fine, but there's no band more appropriately-rated than the Beatles. They're rated exactly right. Spot-on rating.
Check it out, the "Here Come the Waterworks" guy is at it again!
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Check it out, the "Here Come the Waterworks" guy is at it again!
Me, regarding you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me, regarding you.
I'm on the fence, myself.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm on the fence, myself.
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man, the one everett true strip that _doesn't_ end in him kicking someone's ass, and this dude needs it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
man, the one everett true strip that _doesn't_ end in him kicking someone's ass, and this dude needs it.
(Those are all made up in my head but it lets me sleep)
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
(Those are all made up in my head but it lets me sleep)
30% chance he does an Obama, 40% he's scuppered by private interests, 60% chance he underdelivers. Those numbers look better than most.
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
30% chance he does an Obama, 40% he's scuppered by private interests, 60% chance he underdelivers. Those numbers look better than most.
Gonna be wondering how "W" rhymed with chicken. Wiccan?
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gonna be wondering how "W" rhymed with chicken. Wiccan?
E.g. I always say people who quote tweet themselves in conversations are weird:
I can't begin to imagine the pathology behind people who quote-tweet themselves in conversations.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
E.g. I always say people who quote tweet themselves in conversations are weird:
I can't begin to imagine the pathology behind people who quote-tweet themselves in conversations.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I can't begin to imagine the pathology behind people who quote-tweet themselves in conversations.
I hope there are casualties.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I hope there are casualties.
All that vanity and a cummerbund was beyond reason.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
All that vanity and a cummerbund was beyond reason.
**pat pat* "go on, it's okay, I'm a dirty widdo fascist, you can say it. I want you to say it."
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
**pat pat* "go on, it's okay, I'm a dirty widdo fascist, you can say it. I want you to say it."
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November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The job of a politician - who may or may not himself be despicable - is to deal with despicable people & get all he can from them. Mamdani has passed the first test.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The job of a politician - who may or may not himself be despicable - is to deal with despicable people & get all he can from them. Mamdani has passed the first test.
I'm just grateful that we were spared the Samantha Bee part.
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm just grateful that we were spared the Samantha Bee part.
Fantastic, thank you!
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Fantastic, thank you!
(This is the second Nancy cameo in Gordo, the first being this strip from 1952)
Some of the comic strips which were significant influences on Arriola as a working cartoonist included Fontaine Fox's Toonerville Folks, Al Capp's Li'l Abner, Walt Kelly's Pogo and Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy, the latter of which earns a cameo in this self-referential strip from February 10, 1952.
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
(This is the second Nancy cameo in Gordo, the first being this strip from 1952)