Calamity Jon Morris
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Author of The League of Regrettable Superheroes
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Always been a little obsessed with that Orion vs Kalibak piece.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Always been a little obsessed with that Orion vs Kalibak piece.
"Here you go, number 2 of -- haha, I mean number *one* of 79. A little treat, to you, from me."
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"Here you go, number 2 of -- haha, I mean number *one* of 79. A little treat, to you, from me."
Andrew surely wondering if one can still purchase a butt of malmsey wine.
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Andrew surely wondering if one can still purchase a butt of malmsey wine.
Absolutely bizarre that it's a question with an answer.
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Absolutely bizarre that it's a question with an answer.
Will The Bunny Rabbit return? No.
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Will The Bunny Rabbit return? No.
Woulda also posted Los Pericos' Parate y Mira but I have to assume half those guys went all hella right wing by now. Happy to be disabused.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Woulda also posted Los Pericos' Parate y Mira but I have to assume half those guys went all hella right wing by now. Happy to be disabused.
I can see why. You're not wearing the boots.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I can see why. You're not wearing the boots.
Welcome to the Masons. On Wednesdays, it's your turn in the voting box.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Welcome to the Masons. On Wednesdays, it's your turn in the voting box.
A film about the tragic thing that happened to one of my childhood heroes and, hey, since we're here, also the tragic thing that happened to my *other* childhood hero. Sounds fun.
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
A film about the tragic thing that happened to one of my childhood heroes and, hey, since we're here, also the tragic thing that happened to my *other* childhood hero. Sounds fun.
Absolutely slotting this one into the chamber.
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Absolutely slotting this one into the chamber.
Same thing more or less with Frances de la Tour, too.
a woman in a red shirt and scarf is sitting at a desk with a vase in the background
Alt: Frances de la Tpir in a red shirt and scarf is sitting at a desk with a vase in the background and doing enormous mannerisms
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Same thing more or less with Frances de la Tour, too.
This issue is packed with pulchritudity.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
This issue is packed with pulchritudity.
As Vonnegut said, "We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
As Vonnegut said, "We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."
And who wouldn't want to see that?
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
And who wouldn't want to see that?
If the surface area makes a difference you gotta wonder why ski jumpers don't just get real fat.
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If the surface area makes a difference you gotta wonder why ski jumpers don't just get real fat.