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A stupefying deficit of attention.
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Something terrible took place in this gas station
Fingers crossed that Mox loses every one of his matches so we get to continue his incredible flame out.
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite 8pm ET/7pm CT TOMORROW! Thanksgiving Eve Continental Classic Blue League @JonMoxley vs @MascaraDoradMD SkyTeam retained the CMLL World Trios Title at Full Gear! Now, Mascara Dorada will debut in C2 Blue League vs the embattled Jon Moxley, TOMORROW!
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm at the point where I'd probably hear out some conspiracy theory talk on how Tik-Tok style self-censored speech is one of the most successful psy-ops in history.
just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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over and over i ask: do you genuinely think the police will catch the person who stole your package (and what do you actually want to happen to that person, if so)
“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.

When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I woke up sick which hasn't exactly put me in the best mood and I've already run into multiple things today that basically boil down to me wanting to say
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Only by studying deeply the secret lore of the Clone Wars will you come to appreciate the role played in Galactic History by my favorite Star Wars character, Minball Pachine
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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ivan ooze [explicit]
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Had an incredibly packed weekend full of friends. Had people over for Full Gear last night and then played Monster of the Week all day with my longest running gaming group. Hell of a way to spend the weekend.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Hey, Instagram. What the fuck is this?
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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(guy who makes everything about tetsuya naito voice) you know getting kind of a tetsuya naito vibe from hangman's title reigns
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Keith hit Chain Bastard
recording tonight... time to open up the old document...
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How could my answer be any design that isn't Trunks from DBZ?
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
She’s been working on some really cool stuff lately, but I think this might be one of my favorite pieces she’s ever made. Pictures don’t do it justice
Further adventures in pyrography
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A hostel in Paris. But also, that seems like a place a lot of people have puked.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
ya ever have those days where you feel like Waddle Dee (lowest-poly)?
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How deep does your brain need to be cooked by capitalism and PR bullshit to say that you should see systemic sexual predation of minors as an "opportunity?" We need to bring back shame.
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That explains how weird the rest of this match got
so according to the sheets, Shelton was so happy with Bailey's sell of the superkick that he tried to tell the ref "this is the finish" but the ref couldn't hear him so we got this
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy to announce that comic books have been saved
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Booooooooo
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“He was establishing hand control!” We gotta get Joe on commentary more often. Bonus points for Shibata’s finger wag
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Really coulda sworn when they were hyping the women’s tag title tournament that part of the deal was gonna be that the final match was at Full Gear. What happened with that? (Or did they never say that?)
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hanger’s gonna drink Joe’s blood. Hell yeah
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hangman went low. He brought up the poncho
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM