Banjon
@beardybanjo.bsky.social
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striving to put humanity above all other considerations
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beardybanjo.bsky.social
Im only surprised he didnt blame it on BST and new years eve parties
twlldun.bsky.social
But of course he does
beardybanjo.bsky.social
Quite, its a failure of institutions mostly driven by the instotutions beleiving their own mythology- that their existance alone was enough, they didn't need to do anything as vulgar as actually *doing* anything
beardybanjo.bsky.social
The really weird thing is that power is so concentrated because other people and instititions who do have the legal authority to constrain him are refusing to do so, seemingly out of fear that to use their powers makes *them* the authoritarians
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired
beardybanjo.bsky.social
I love the subtle implication that these ate 2 iced cogs in a giant biscuit machine.
Are you making a mcvities mecha?
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joshchafetz.bsky.social
So ... Catholic *traditionalists* want a pope who doesn't involve himself in global politics?
beardybanjo.bsky.social
If the crow in this picture isn't called "chesterton" then there is something wrong with the universe
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pauleggleston.bsky.social
I've invented a new saying, 'as proud as a Frenchman making strawberry butter', which I'm sure you'll agree is a lovely churn of fraise.

#LunchPun
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thedailytism.com
“I’m the reason we don’t have a ‘days without incident’ counter. They had it shredded, removed and thrown into the fires of Mordor.”

Compensate us for workplace injuries that were definitely our fault by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139919...
Workplace risk assessment fails to account for dyspraxic woman 

Woman in office tripping over comically
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redpeter99.bsky.social
Respect and fair play to all the gifted teachers who, according to Nigel Farage, are poisoning our kid's minds with race issues.
I had great difficulty teaching some of the little buggers about triangles.
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johnrogers.bsky.social
ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
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biscuitkitten.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
beardybanjo.bsky.social
I think it's explained in their policy document: Beer Gardens Count As Outside
beardybanjo.bsky.social
They also haven't reckoned on the impact of their last round of headcount reductions and long term pay cuts. Huge amounts of expertise was driven out and now they need more people than before to try and be as effective
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shake1n1bake.bsky.social
It's all "logistics are gay" until your paycheck is late or rations are low.
beardybanjo.bsky.social
Only if he couldn't find a handy Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
beardybanjo.bsky.social
TBH I think Dunking is perfectly approriate for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, provided we also Egg them on.
beardybanjo.bsky.social
Oh oh Bear! Oh! Oh Bear!
Won't you spare me over for another year!
radiobeartime.com
No, no… Oh god, no!!!! NO!!!!!

I’m too young to be taken!!!
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Oregon's stubborn resistance to Texas National Guard troops invading reflects the elitist and closed-minded belief that the people of Portland have nothing to learn from the people of Texas

--Ezra Klein, tomorrow in the New York Times