Kate Garraway Enjoyer
@jorisbinned.bsky.social
I'm so useless, I can't bear it! Nobody's pleased to see me.
Partial victory for nurse.
Partial victory for nurse.
Pinned
If I end up proscribed for being your mutual I’m going to be furious
The reviews are in
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The windmills are starting to turn all over Europe. We will not see them still again in our lifetimes.
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The windmills are starting to turn all over Europe. We will not see them still again in our lifetimes.
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Without America, "right now, you'd all be speaking German" Trump tells an audience in Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Without America, "right now, you'd all be speaking German" Trump tells an audience in Switzerland.
I call it - Trumped up Trickle Down
the room is so silent for Trump's lie-fest in Davos that you could hear someone fart
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I call it - Trumped up Trickle Down
Delivered with all the bonhomie of someone who had their heart restarted twice on Air Force Once last night.
Trump, making stuff up: "We have steel plants being built all over the country. Nobody thought they'd see that."
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Delivered with all the bonhomie of someone who had their heart restarted twice on Air Force Once last night.
I think Starmer could single-handedly raise his popularity standing to -15 maybe even 0 if he just pushed the clearly dying Trump over a bit on a step.
Trump: "Certain places in Europe are not even recognizable, frankly, anymore. We can argue about it but there's no argument. Friends come back from different places and say, 'I don't recognize it.' And that's not in a positive way. That's in a very negative way."
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I think Starmer could single-handedly raise his popularity standing to -15 maybe even 0 if he just pushed the clearly dying Trump over a bit on a step.
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At least we're going down fighting
the ft reporting that christine lagarde walked out on lutnick, and lutnick was being heckled by... al... gore?
January 21, 2026 at 1:18 PM
At least we're going down fighting
Reevo Smash!
Very strong demand at this morning's gilt auction - bids worth 3.66 times the £4.75 billion on offer for a 4% gilt due in 2029.
It ranks as the 9th strongest out of the 1,208 auctions held since 1998.
DMO said to be ecstatic, someone has broken out a packet of Blue Ribands.
It ranks as the 9th strongest out of the 1,208 auctions held since 1998.
DMO said to be ecstatic, someone has broken out a packet of Blue Ribands.
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Reevo Smash!
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What is the charge?
how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
The Chinese restaurants surrounding our most sensitive military bases
The Daily Mail can reveal a bizarre anomaly in the distribution of Chinese restaurants across the country.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 11:58 AM
What is the charge?
A Labour Government has made these people totally lose what little left they had in their heads.
how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
The Chinese restaurants surrounding our most sensitive military bases
The Daily Mail can reveal a bizarre anomaly in the distribution of Chinese restaurants across the country.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 10:59 AM
A Labour Government has made these people totally lose what little left they had in their heads.
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Isabel Oakeshott: Dubai
Andrew Neil: South of France
Douglas Murray: New York
etc etc
Andrew Neil: South of France
Douglas Murray: New York
etc etc
Richard LittleJohn lives in a gated community in Florida.
He has done for over a decade.
He doesn’t give a shit about the UK.
He has done for over a decade.
He doesn’t give a shit about the UK.
January 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Isabel Oakeshott: Dubai
Andrew Neil: South of France
Douglas Murray: New York
etc etc
Andrew Neil: South of France
Douglas Murray: New York
etc etc
Yeah but it's not me, the Reform voter, who is the "Welfare sponge", my benefits are legitimate claims, it's that other guy down the street.
Don't know if this sort of rhetoric has caught up with the fact that Reform's base are the most dependent on welfare of any party's
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Yeah but it's not me, the Reform voter, who is the "Welfare sponge", my benefits are legitimate claims, it's that other guy down the street.
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The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 AM
The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
There is nothing more boring than By Election When You Step Down chat. They shouldn't have to and they don't 👍
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 AM
There is nothing more boring than By Election When You Step Down chat. They shouldn't have to and they don't 👍
This is getting very Avengers: Doomsday announcements.
Lukashenko joins Trump's 'Board of Peace' as US eases his isolation reut.rs/3YLROYb
Lukashenko joins Trump's 'Board of Peace' as US eases his isolation
Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko signed an agreement on Tuesday to join U.S. President Donald Trump's Board of Peace, the latest step in a rapprochement with Washington after years of international isolation.
reut.rs
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 AM
This is getting very Avengers: Doomsday announcements.
So am I to understand Penguins monitoring Air Force One signalled to the Cow to use the Cow Tools to ensure an electrical fault and the death of Donald Trump?
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 AM
So am I to understand Penguins monitoring Air Force One signalled to the Cow to use the Cow Tools to ensure an electrical fault and the death of Donald Trump?
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When more of the usual accounts are up late, talking obliquely
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
When more of the usual accounts are up late, talking obliquely
Long time followers will also note my "there's always a chance" thoughts whenever that plane takes off.
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January 21, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Long time followers will also note my "there's always a chance" thoughts whenever that plane takes off.
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Really regretting not skeeting my "he's going to Logan Roy on the plane" thought from yesterday.
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Really regretting not skeeting my "he's going to Logan Roy on the plane" thought from yesterday.
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Oh no
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Oh no
Ew.
Usha Vance reveals she and JD Vance are expecting their fourth child, due in late July.
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Ew.
Everybody on Bluesky loves Mark Carney, a boring Canadian banker with a passion for democracy and realism! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that Greenland has been nuked by a mental octogenarian and nothing matters.
January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Everybody on Bluesky loves Mark Carney, a boring Canadian banker with a passion for democracy and realism! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that Greenland has been nuked by a mental octogenarian and nothing matters.