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Kate Garraway Enjoyer
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I'm so useless, I can't bear it! Nobody's pleased to see me.
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The reviews are in
If I end up proscribed for being your mutual I’m going to be furious
I want a prequel based around the Bear nurse maid. What's her deal?
Universal confirms more movies set in the ‘Wicked’ universe are in early development:

"Because of Wicked’s success but also the fanship, we have almost a responsibility to figure out how we can continue in this universe.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I know who Nus Ghani MP is - not because we always agree - but because she’s been serving her constituency (as well as lewks) since 2015.

Who the hell is Lucy White?!

Ah, a quick google search reveals her as a rentagob for GB ‘news.’

I know which one is qualified to chair the budget debate.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
McSweeney claims another
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So how was the budget then any good?
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Read this as Giorgio Moroder
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
you make *£100,000* I don't fucking care
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What is this conspiratorial click bait crap get fucking rid
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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god I hope Olivia Nuzzi never gets paid even one more cent by a single publication for the rest of her life
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sorry my lawyers have been in touch. I would like to state for the record that honorary President of Students4Reform Matt Goodwin, 43, has not been a Professor for at least 18 months.
This is a gross mischaracterisation of Professor Goodwin's position. It's white, female students only.
Matt: we need measures to improve fertility - it's one of our biggest problems!

Also Matt: No not like that. I meant white people only.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is a gross mischaracterisation of Professor Goodwin's position. It's white, female students only.
Matt: we need measures to improve fertility - it's one of our biggest problems!

Also Matt: No not like that. I meant white people only.
Reflections on the budget from the head of Students4Reform
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Imagine how good this would have felt if they hadn't listened to McSweeney and done it immediately last year?
Today is a huge day for all of us who have fought to make sure no child grows up poor. This budget puts our children first.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I feel Paul must've had a few 'personal blows' to the head before posting this.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"How on Earth do PMs like Keir Starmer happen?"
Feast your eyes:
Interesting to see the new line on Twitter developing
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
She shit herself. There, saved you a click.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Unsurprising given other similar arguments they've made recently but still shocking to see figures within government argue that scrapping the two-child benefit cap would be bad because it would increase racism. A new thing to blame ethnic minorities for in this country!
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
😈
This was a botched Budget by a Chancellor who’s diagnosed the disease but won’t administer the cure.

Despite promises to cut the cost of living and grow the economy, the Government still refuses to fix our trade relationship with Europe and repair the £90bn Brexit black hole.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The American mind cannot comprehend Farmfoods.
Turns out Mamdani's controversial proposal for government-run supermarkets isn't so novel. Other cities also are toying with the idea to bring fresh, affordable food to communities that do not have easy access to it. Good WSJ read (gift link)
www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
Inside Atlanta’s First Government-Funded Supermarket
The goal is for the store to become profitable without any government subsidy within three years.
www.wsj.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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We apologise for the budget that has been gradually leaked over the past week being leaked again. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mate you need to chill the fuck out lmao
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
B...based Reevo?
💥 Govt says fuel duty to *go up* from next September.

In the past the OBR has assumed that fuel duty would start to rise after a one-year freeze.

This time, the govt has said explicitly that it will only be frozen for five months, and will start increasing it after that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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and again - literally just the hobby horse of some random anonymous Twitter accounts, enraging how quickly they managed to turn their horrid posting into actual government policy and rhetoric
“The Motability scheme was set up to protect the most vulnerable. Not to subsidise the lease on a Mercedes Benz,” Reeves says.

Misleading and nasty in equal measure.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Absolutely warped and disgusting rhetoric.
“The Motability scheme was set up to protect the most vulnerable. Not to subsidise the lease on a Mercedes Benz,” Reeves says.

Misleading and nasty in equal measure.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM