Kate Garraway Enjoyer
@jorisbinned.bsky.social
I'm so useless, I can't bear it! Nobody's pleased to see me.
Partial victory for nurse.
Partial victory for nurse.
Pinned
If I end up proscribed for being your mutual I’m going to be furious
The reviews are in
Sure
Trump: "RECORD NUMBERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! SHOULD I TRY FOR A FOURTH TERM?"
January 22, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Sure
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“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
I'm always saying a variation of this
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I'm always saying a variation of this
Sorry this is my Dad talking but why does the little bald girl from Stranger Things look like one of the Desperate Housewives
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Sorry this is my Dad talking but why does the little bald girl from Stranger Things look like one of the Desperate Housewives
I would not immediately suspend the insane Jonathan Hinder. First I would ensure the police check his hard drive.
January 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I would not immediately suspend the insane Jonathan Hinder. First I would ensure the police check his hard drive.
My reaction reading this:
January 22, 2026 at 9:40 PM
My reaction reading this:
They can bear my torch any day! I'm talking down town!
‘Heated Rivalry’ stars Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie have been chosen as official torchbearers of the 2026 Winter Olympics.
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
They can bear my torch any day! I'm talking down town!
WHAT AN EPISODE OF TELEVISION THAT WAS, BY THE WAY
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
WHAT AN EPISODE OF TELEVISION THAT WAS, BY THE WAY
I do not have a kiss for him but I wish him and Clementine all the best 👍
Who has a kiss for Wesley? He and Clementine seem very happy and relaxed in their new home. ☺️
January 22, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I do not have a kiss for him but I wish him and Clementine all the best 👍
Orange Man Bad. Yankee go home! And so on and so forth.
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Orange Man Bad. Yankee go home! And so on and so forth.
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The government is sceptical of globalisation, is consciously trying to make us all take a hit to consumption. It is an old school Labour government of the Labour right.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The government is sceptical of globalisation, is consciously trying to make us all take a hit to consumption. It is an old school Labour government of the Labour right.
NGL this senile fuck wasting everyone's fucking time is fucking annoying isn't it
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
NGL this senile fuck wasting everyone's fucking time is fucking annoying isn't it
Rutte you've done it again!
January 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Rutte you've done it again!
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I mean, it's not too early is it? We can all see the membership line-up, the constitution and the price for inclusion.
posted without comment, but the BBC needs to get a grip
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I mean, it's not too early is it? We can all see the membership line-up, the constitution and the price for inclusion.
I feel like I'm the only one who just doesn't get it about Sinners but you know what that is Fine and I simply have to live with it.
'Sinners' is officially the most nominated film in Oscar history — with 16 nominations 🏆
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I feel like I'm the only one who just doesn't get it about Sinners but you know what that is Fine and I simply have to live with it.
Mescal snub is absurd
January 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Mescal snub is absurd
Oh for the love of fucking god just fuck off will you
Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front lines."
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Oh for the love of fucking god just fuck off will you
Andy Burnhamnet is this anything
January 22, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Andy Burnhamnet is this anything
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posted without comment, but the BBC needs to get a grip
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 PM
posted without comment, but the BBC needs to get a grip
Well that was a fun morning
Have asked a number of NEC members to tell me the chances Andy Burnham has of being selected to fight a by-election.
Every single one says zero.
Every single one says zero.
January 22, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Well that was a fun morning
I couldn't tell you what a gilt was and I don't think anyone raving about how vital they were did before this current Labour Government. I'm sure it's probably Something but it feels like all the other genuine problems manufactured by the X-Right to be the greatest crisis facing mankind today.
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I couldn't tell you what a gilt was and I don't think anyone raving about how vital they were did before this current Labour Government. I'm sure it's probably Something but it feels like all the other genuine problems manufactured by the X-Right to be the greatest crisis facing mankind today.
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As a resident of the seat, I expect it to be held in a by election because given the make-up of the seat, the answer to the question of 'who will emerge as the party that wants to punish Labour out of Reform and the Greens' is extremely likely to be 'both, and also possibly a Gaza independent'
These days, this does not count as a safe labour seat especially in a by-election. The only question is will reform or the greens emerge as the party that wants to punish labour for its self indulgent and completely unnecessary contest?
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 PM
As a resident of the seat, I expect it to be held in a by election because given the make-up of the seat, the answer to the question of 'who will emerge as the party that wants to punish Labour out of Reform and the Greens' is extremely likely to be 'both, and also possibly a Gaza independent'
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Ohhh yeah that’s the stuff, „Poland doesn’t exist”, Bluesky has the juice
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Ohhh yeah that’s the stuff, „Poland doesn’t exist”, Bluesky has the juice
Don't make me tap the sign
bsky.app/profile/jori...
bsky.app/profile/jori...
Andy Burnham is one of the few politicians to not currently have a negative net favourability rating among Britons, as reports of a potential by-election in Manchester fuel speculation of him making a return to Westminster
Favourable: 29%
Unfavourable: 29%
Net: =0
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Favourable: 29%
Unfavourable: 29%
Net: =0
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
January 22, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
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