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Kate Gray
@hownottodraw.bsky.social
I write games and jokes. Sometimes both. 🇬🇧 in 🇨🇦

⌛ past: games journalist & critic @ ONM, OXM, Nintendo Life, Kotaku, The Guardian, GameSpot, Xbox, Minecraft, etc

🔮 present: games writer @ Moonstone Island, Owlchemy, & Hello Kitty Island Adventure
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Back in July I hosted a commission stream called WILL IT CARCINIZE!? Because a) rent, and b) I think that anything can be crab. Even #Pokemon!

The kind folks who threw some dollars my way got their fav guys carcinized! First up is hermit crab Pikachu, for @maclanahan.bsky.social !

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🦈✨

#crabs
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!

PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Do you find yourself exhausted by having to create titles, puns, and names for things in your games?

⭐ Here is my small suite of websites that I find super useful when writing! ⭐

(disclaimer: I am pretty confident these are all genAI-free. I've certainly been using them since before genAI)
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.

These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Almost at 20,000 followers! 🎉 To celebrate, here's 10 copies of Kenney Game Assets All-in-1 you can claim (see bottom of page). If you can, please either share or follow so I can finally wave goodbye to that other dread social platform 👋

kenney.itch.io/kenney-game-...
Kenney Game Assets All-in-1 by Kenney
Includes 60,000+ game assets including 2D sprites, 3D models and more!
kenney.itch.io
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Detective Instinct releases in just TWO DAYS! On Steam and Nintendo Switch 👍

If narrative adventure games that feel a little like something you might have played on the DS back in the day are your thing, don't miss it 👁️
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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It's Sunday once again, and that means I have two meal slots open in the Trans Emergency Meal Fund.

Do you need a meal today? Fill out the form below:

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I have a bunch of homemade bread to use up, two parents-in-law to impress, and zero recipes to reference, so come along with me as I make...

⭐ some kind of garlic toast thing ⭐
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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until Nov 30th, mystery bag sales will raise funds to help immigrants- please share the update around and let folks know about them if you can! thank you so much! 💗
CLEAROUT SALE + UPDATE! 🌷✨

all US orders $40+ can get either 50% off all clearance items with the code "CLEAROUT" or free shipping with code "FREESHIP" until 12/1!

🛒: superaenbow.shop
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Muppet Requiem For A Dream
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
this is my impression of Sabrina Carpenter picking up a Babybel
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Today is the day to tell a strange story.

The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.

Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Muppet 'The Muppets'.

All the Muppets are played by Muppets puppeting Muppets. It's very meta and cool
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Muppet Little Shop of Horrors

with Animal as Audrey II
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Muppet Titanic
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I was starting to write a post here and then it turned into a blog post instead. Riffing off @malicedafirenze.bsky.social's recent good post, to talk about the future of indie games: blog.vbuckenham.com/the-future-o...
The future of indie games
I've followed Alice Ruppert on social media for a while now. She runs a website focused on horse games. I'm not a horse girl! I mean horses are fine, but they're not something I'm mega into. But what ...
blog.vbuckenham.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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omg
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM