Boots (real person)
@bootsmcgoot.bsky.social
English, wordish, girlish, nerdish. lvl38 🌱 📚🐘 #elephacts
she/they
she/they
Pinned
just flew in from the Michelin Man lookalike competition, and boy are my arms tyres
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Shows up in a “I put the HO in THONKSGIVING” baby tee
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Shows up in a “I put the HO in THONKSGIVING” baby tee
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Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
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I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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George R R Nephew's 'Got Any Games On Your Throne?'
April 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
George R R Nephew's 'Got Any Games On Your Throne?'
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
ok i really thought i'd be able to find a match but my search skills are failing me 😞 2cm four-hole fabric covered metal buttons - ideally pale / floral print but i'm flexible on that!
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ok i really thought i'd be able to find a match but my search skills are failing me 😞 2cm four-hole fabric covered metal buttons - ideally pale / floral print but i'm flexible on that!
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If you wanna have a good time and make people really laugh at a party ... I mean have you -? have you tried unhinged mode?
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanna have a good time and make people really laugh at a party ... I mean have you -? have you tried unhinged mode?
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
the smoking crater where i used to be says "lol"
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
the smoking crater where i used to be says "lol"
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Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
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Slept dreaming of, woke up thinking about the extraordinary What Resembles the Grave but Isn’t by Anne Boyer
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Slept dreaming of, woke up thinking about the extraordinary What Resembles the Grave but Isn’t by Anne Boyer
@jameshunt.bsky.social my no michaels theory that i made up last night is sounding more plausible
Today in my quest to draw every Simpson character ever: Leon Kompowsky, a very recognisable character than newer viewers might not recognise.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
@jameshunt.bsky.social my no michaels theory that i made up last night is sounding more plausible
if i keep looking up goth clown girl makeup tutorials on tiktok, the algorithm's gonna figure something out that i'm not ready to admit to myself yet
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
if i keep looking up goth clown girl makeup tutorials on tiktok, the algorithm's gonna figure something out that i'm not ready to admit to myself yet
getting the hang of colour correcting. i never thought my 30s would involve putting so much green makeup on
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
getting the hang of colour correcting. i never thought my 30s would involve putting so much green makeup on
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ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
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Play the man’s horse game what is wrong with you
Play my horse game u sods
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Play the man’s horse game what is wrong with you
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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The important thing is that net happiness goes up.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The important thing is that net happiness goes up.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/blame
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/blame
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
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I hope everyone enjoys the sequel to a movie based on a musical based on a book based on a movie based on a book!
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I hope everyone enjoys the sequel to a movie based on a musical based on a book based on a movie based on a book!
The Pluribus is coming
and everybody's jumping
their uncanny precision
makes Carol feel derision
and everybody's jumping
their uncanny precision
makes Carol feel derision
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Pluribus is coming
and everybody's jumping
their uncanny precision
makes Carol feel derision
and everybody's jumping
their uncanny precision
makes Carol feel derision