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right time for a definitive list of jobs you can joke about:
- oh fuck there's a huge fucking weed in the garden when did that get there
- must have sprung up overnight, it's bloody massive
- sorry, i got distracted
- escalator repairman

Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 1h

lovely little lad 🧡

Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 1h

they get all confused and frightened if you do that for real

Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 1h

"moving the goalposts" is offensive to footballers

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Mat Trø @mattroy.bsky.social · 3h

And we're back!

Cardiff Hubs & Libraries @cdflibraries.bsky.social · 6h

We’re at Cathays Library this Halloween for Dark Winter Tales – spooky stories for the dark half of the year, featuring Mat Troy and a host of great storytellers.

Book a free ticket today!
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@mattroy.bsky.social

You are invited to join us for... Dark Winter Tales - Spooky stories for the dark half of the year. Featuring Mat Troy, Rachael Llewellyn, George Sandifer-Smith and Gavin Murray-Miller. Cathays Library, Friday 31 October, 6pm.

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Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 4h

*stares at camera like Jim in Thorofice*

Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 16h

it was a birthday present from @jameshunt.bsky.social - a very welcome one. i'm considerably fonder of birthday presents than Ash

Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 16h

I tried so hard to pace myself with DIE, but couldn't help myself. Burned through it in four days. So now, i'm rereading. taking in the subtleties. look at this! I'm obsessed. The style, the story, even the colour palette. Sensational work @stephaniehans.bsky.social @kierongillen.bsky.social

A red umbrella lies unused on a rainy street. It, and the legs of the woman who dropped it, are reflected clearly in the rain-glossed ground. The reds are bright against a muted background of blues and greys.

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Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 17h

😔🙏😔

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 1d

This may sound extreme but I am getting tired of watching white men dismantle things that are important to me for no clear reason besides that they can

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Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 18h

nobody! "It’s a fungus that grows on the exoskeleton and we don’t have one of those, and we don’t have sex with ladybirds" incredible. this is why we still need experts

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 20h

I liked when James Baxter used to do occasional guest spots on animated TV shows. I assume studios had a bat signal for him, except instead of a static bat it was a horse running in perspective towards the camera while the camera rotated around it