Helen
@heldutson.bsky.social
Writing a gothic horror for the True Crime podcasting era
I bet when she landed the Wuthering Heights gig, Emerald Fennell was GUTTED she'd already put that grave scene in Saltburn. Porking the grave of your beloved is peak Heathcliff behaviour
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I bet when she landed the Wuthering Heights gig, Emerald Fennell was GUTTED she'd already put that grave scene in Saltburn. Porking the grave of your beloved is peak Heathcliff behaviour
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Thank you! I let out such a laugh when I read yours. And absolutely, we must ensure shitposts are accessible!
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Thank you! I let out such a laugh when I read yours. And absolutely, we must ensure shitposts are accessible!
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Side note but I love how everyone's adding alt text to these in the quote posts
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Side note but I love how everyone's adding alt text to these in the quote posts
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A lot of accusations flying around
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
A lot of accusations flying around
Nope, just really expensive butter
I momentarily forgot about the existence of vet's fees and was really confused about how expensive the butter was.
Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Nope, just really expensive butter
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summer olympics is pop and winter olympics is metal
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
summer olympics is pop and winter olympics is metal
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Bad Bunny's legendary Super Bowl half-time show - with alt text.
Click the 'ALT' badge to find out how we've made standout moments from Benito's important performance accessible to fans using screen readers.
Photo credit: NBC.
Click the 'ALT' badge to find out how we've made standout moments from Benito's important performance accessible to fans using screen readers.
Photo credit: NBC.
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Bad Bunny's legendary Super Bowl half-time show - with alt text.
Click the 'ALT' badge to find out how we've made standout moments from Benito's important performance accessible to fans using screen readers.
Photo credit: NBC.
Click the 'ALT' badge to find out how we've made standout moments from Benito's important performance accessible to fans using screen readers.
Photo credit: NBC.
Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Something compelled me to make this
I love the word impromptu. Why you spelled like that
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I love the word impromptu. Why you spelled like that
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When we saw the new A$AP Rocky artwork, featuring artwork by the one and only Tim Burton, our very first thought was:
"We NEED to describe these images!"
Click the alt text badge to see how we've done it.
"We NEED to describe these images!"
Click the alt text badge to see how we've done it.
February 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
When we saw the new A$AP Rocky artwork, featuring artwork by the one and only Tim Burton, our very first thought was:
"We NEED to describe these images!"
Click the alt text badge to see how we've done it.
"We NEED to describe these images!"
Click the alt text badge to see how we've done it.
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w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses
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The rare times I am id'd now I tend to say something like "bloody hell, the last time someone under 18 looked this bad was during the somme"
January 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The rare times I am id'd now I tend to say something like "bloody hell, the last time someone under 18 looked this bad was during the somme"
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Do you have to pass this test at the door?
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Do you have to pass this test at the door?
My local rock club (Satan's Hollow) is doing an afternoon clubnight for ageing emos and you have to show ID to prove you're over 30. Best idea ever.
Pic of me n me bestie there, back when we definitely weren't over 30
Pic of me n me bestie there, back when we definitely weren't over 30
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
My local rock club (Satan's Hollow) is doing an afternoon clubnight for ageing emos and you have to show ID to prove you're over 30. Best idea ever.
Pic of me n me bestie there, back when we definitely weren't over 30
Pic of me n me bestie there, back when we definitely weren't over 30
Absolutely luv Forgetting About Electric Callboy swiftly followed by Remembering About Electric Callboy
All I can think about is this incredible music video.
Electric Callboy - WE GOT THE MOVES (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Electric Callboy
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Absolutely luv Forgetting About Electric Callboy swiftly followed by Remembering About Electric Callboy
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Before the pandemic I was working a pickle factory, but since then we've all been gherkin from home
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Before the pandemic I was working a pickle factory, but since then we've all been gherkin from home
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January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I am generally in support of modern plumbing but also I can't stop thinking about how my house is full of Water and all that's stopping it bursting forth and ruining everything is a few small Seals and Twisty Things
January 20, 2026 at 10:22 AM
I am generally in support of modern plumbing but also I can't stop thinking about how my house is full of Water and all that's stopping it bursting forth and ruining everything is a few small Seals and Twisty Things
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“Like the agent who slipped on ice, they have misjudged the ground beneath their feet: a state full of ordinary people — real estate agents, high school students, solar energy consultants — who’ve decided that watching their neighbors being dragged away is an intolerable sin.”
I went to Minneapolis last week. What I saw was horrifying and inspiring in equal measure. Gift link to my latest column: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
Opinion | In Minneapolis, I Glimpsed a Civil War
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
“Like the agent who slipped on ice, they have misjudged the ground beneath their feet: a state full of ordinary people — real estate agents, high school students, solar energy consultants — who’ve decided that watching their neighbors being dragged away is an intolerable sin.”
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Love that @jaythechou.bsky.social added alt text to this, but we couldn't resist extending it to reflect the image in its full glory.
Enjoy! Alt text in comments.
Enjoy! Alt text in comments.
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Love that @jaythechou.bsky.social added alt text to this, but we couldn't resist extending it to reflect the image in its full glory.
Enjoy! Alt text in comments.
Enjoy! Alt text in comments.
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genuinely if you’re still using twitter at this point there’s something wrong with you
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
genuinely if you’re still using twitter at this point there’s something wrong with you
If you have just moved to Bluesky I am that lass from Twitter who got a piece of post addressed to "Helen Sadbellend"
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 AM
If you have just moved to Bluesky I am that lass from Twitter who got a piece of post addressed to "Helen Sadbellend"
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.