orbette
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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE
#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
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The Chair Company should never end, just every week a new thing but it never progresses the story, forever. Just absolute fucking batshit chaos
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Chair Company should never end, just every week a new thing but it never progresses the story, forever. Just absolute fucking batshit chaos
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Timeline.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Timeline.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
Absolute fucking bullshit, no one else would get this treatment
This is quite a verdict from FIFA. An astonishing 12 days in the life of Cristiano Ronaldo.
apnews.com/article/worl...
apnews.com/article/worl...
Cristiano Ronaldo set to avoid ban at World Cup after FIFA red-card verdict offers probation
Cristiano Ronaldo will likely avoid missing any Portugal games at the World Cup despite his red card in a qualifying game last week for elbowing an Ireland opponent.
apnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Absolute fucking bullshit, no one else would get this treatment
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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Only 19 more days of work. Come on, I can do this.
a man riding a horse in front of a crowd with the words be brave written above him
Alt: a man riding a horse in front of a crowd with the words be brave written above him
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Only 19 more days of work. Come on, I can do this.
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
Football eh.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Football eh.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
We've been away this weekend and are back today and the kids are very snuggly. I currently can't move my right foot, trapped under Nandor. W is trapped under Stevie. GBOL.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We've been away this weekend and are back today and the kids are very snuggly. I currently can't move my right foot, trapped under Nandor. W is trapped under Stevie. GBOL.
Shout out to everyone else locked in a chokehold by the Welcome to Derry theme tune.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Shout out to everyone else locked in a chokehold by the Welcome to Derry theme tune.
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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The second problem with this — after the fact that it will bankrupt a bunch of institutions — is that the government doesn’t seem to know if it wants to a) raise lots of money from intentional students or b) discourage universities from relying on international students. You can’t have both!!
These are HEPI estimates of the 20 institutions affected: I think this illustrates the impact if the tariff is absorbed in full by institutions.
What share of the 6% tariff different universities may try to pass on to fees - or the impact might be on demand if they did - is not publicly known.
What share of the 6% tariff different universities may try to pass on to fees - or the impact might be on demand if they did - is not publicly known.
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The second problem with this — after the fact that it will bankrupt a bunch of institutions — is that the government doesn’t seem to know if it wants to a) raise lots of money from intentional students or b) discourage universities from relying on international students. You can’t have both!!
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Oh look, my university's about to lose £21 million because Labour want to appease some mythical racists who won't vote for them anyway.
These are HEPI estimates of the 20 institutions affected: I think this illustrates the impact if the tariff is absorbed in full by institutions.
What share of the 6% tariff different universities may try to pass on to fees - or the impact might be on demand if they did - is not publicly known.
What share of the 6% tariff different universities may try to pass on to fees - or the impact might be on demand if they did - is not publicly known.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Oh look, my university's about to lose £21 million because Labour want to appease some mythical racists who won't vote for them anyway.
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So does the Chancellor not actually know that most universities now function as landlords first and educational establishments second? Bringing both the higher education sector to its knees and killing the rental market at the same time is worse than anything Truss did.
i: Reeves to unveil £600m raid on foreign student
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
So does the Chancellor not actually know that most universities now function as landlords first and educational establishments second? Bringing both the higher education sector to its knees and killing the rental market at the same time is worse than anything Truss did.
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bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
King MacPhee 😎👌
Morgan Rogers: "I'm happy the free-kick went in. I tried to replicate Emi and thankfully it went in. I tried a bit in training and have been trying. The set-piece coach is banging on at me to keep trying in training."
#AVFC
#AVFC
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
King MacPhee 😎👌
🎵Pienso que un sueño parecido no volverá más
Y me pintaba las manos y la cara de azul
Y de improviso el viento rápido me llevó
Y ME HIZO VOLAR...
EN EL CIELO INFINITOOOOOOO
VOOOOLARÉ , OOOOOH-OH
🪇💃💃🪇
Y me pintaba las manos y la cara de azul
Y de improviso el viento rápido me llevó
Y ME HIZO VOLAR...
EN EL CIELO INFINITOOOOOOO
VOOOOLARÉ , OOOOOH-OH
🪇💃💃🪇
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That yours truly played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The pontifex composing Hallelujah
That yours truly played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The pontifex composing Hallelujah
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
🎵Pienso que un sueño parecido no volverá más
Y me pintaba las manos y la cara de azul
Y de improviso el viento rápido me llevó
Y ME HIZO VOLAR...
EN EL CIELO INFINITOOOOOOO
VOOOOLARÉ , OOOOOH-OH
🪇💃💃🪇
Y me pintaba las manos y la cara de azul
Y de improviso el viento rápido me llevó
Y ME HIZO VOLAR...
EN EL CIELO INFINITOOOOOOO
VOOOOLARÉ , OOOOOH-OH
🪇💃💃🪇
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Now this is a social media manager DOING THEIR JOBBBBB
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Now this is a social media manager DOING THEIR JOBBBBB
lmao absolutely fumbled, what on earth
Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri disqualified from Las Vegas Grand Prix as Max Verstappen wins - BBC Sport www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...
Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri disqualified from Las Vegas Grand Prix as Max Verstappen wins
Lando Norris and McLaren team-mate Oscar Piastri are disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix for technical infringements.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
lmao absolutely fumbled, what on earth
Watching 'Nobody 2'. Bob Odenkirk ripped and beating people up is very firmly In My Wheelhouse.
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Watching 'Nobody 2'. Bob Odenkirk ripped and beating people up is very firmly In My Wheelhouse.
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
Me as your bsky therapist (right)
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me as your bsky therapist (right)