orbette
@orbette.bsky.social
SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE
#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
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I mean, this is utterly pathetic, just a dismal standard of reporting
sanewashing a brain-rotted lunatic by calling him ‘enigmatic’ and ‘expansive’
January 20, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I mean, this is utterly pathetic, just a dismal standard of reporting
Maybe it's a bit too chilly for Man City up in Bodø and that's why they've had a mare
January 20, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Maybe it's a bit too chilly for Man City up in Bodø and that's why they've had a mare
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Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
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Account is just getting set up, but if you’d like to follow my play I’M NOT THERE, coming to Lincoln, London, & elsewhere… www.instagram.com/imnotthere26...
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Account is just getting set up, but if you’d like to follow my play I’M NOT THERE, coming to Lincoln, London, & elsewhere… www.instagram.com/imnotthere26...
Just saw someone say that they didn't like Bone Temple but Weeks was their favourite.
If 28 Weeks Later is your favourite of the 28s, any other opinion you have is invalid. I don't make the rules. There's a law about it.
If 28 Weeks Later is your favourite of the 28s, any other opinion you have is invalid. I don't make the rules. There's a law about it.
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Just saw someone say that they didn't like Bone Temple but Weeks was their favourite.
If 28 Weeks Later is your favourite of the 28s, any other opinion you have is invalid. I don't make the rules. There's a law about it.
If 28 Weeks Later is your favourite of the 28s, any other opinion you have is invalid. I don't make the rules. There's a law about it.
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Trump, who is not mad, has made 30 Truth Social posts in the last 30 minutes, topics including Muslims in the UK, Biden stealing the election, how right he is on Greenland, and other topics.
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Trump, who is not mad, has made 30 Truth Social posts in the last 30 minutes, topics including Muslims in the UK, Biden stealing the election, how right he is on Greenland, and other topics.
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Selling 2x tickets to @oxventure.bsky.social at Hackney Empire next week, as we can no longer go. 😭
£72 for the pair, DM if interested.
£72 for the pair, DM if interested.
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Selling 2x tickets to @oxventure.bsky.social at Hackney Empire next week, as we can no longer go. 😭
£72 for the pair, DM if interested.
£72 for the pair, DM if interested.
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Amazing scenes
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Amazing scenes
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He should be allowed to graduate immediately. There's nothing more for him to learn about art.
“Graham Granger, a student in the school’s film and performing arts program, came upon some AI-generated art by MFA student Nick Dwyer and promptly ate it in protest.”
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
He should be allowed to graduate immediately. There's nothing more for him to learn about art.
I imagine this has gone down super well at the Glasgow School of Art
NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre.
The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.
The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.
The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I imagine this has gone down super well at the Glasgow School of Art
Right i've ordered lunch and i'm going to watch something dumb
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Right i've ordered lunch and i'm going to watch something dumb
its true i caught it off her
at this point if you're a mutual friend of mine you're probably 33% on your way to an ADHD diagnosis
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
its true i caught it off her
WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND A CONFIRMED DIAGNOSIS OF COMBINED ADHD
FUCK
FUCK
ADHD assessment is tomorrow. Originally I was going to work either side of it but actually that seemed a bad idea as I would get no work done due to the stress of the upcoming appointment beforehand and I have no idea how I'll be after. So I've got the day off now. More sensible.
January 20, 2026 at 1:10 PM
WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND A CONFIRMED DIAGNOSIS OF COMBINED ADHD
FUCK
FUCK
Remeber how it was too early in the match to give a yellow card for this? Cool stuff.
Exclusive: Boubacar Kamara is expected to miss the remainder of the season with a knee injury. Further tests over the weekend showed extent of the injury, with the 26yo likely to be out for a significant length of time.
Story @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
Story @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
Aston Villa’s Boubacar Kamara expected to miss rest of season with knee injury
Aston Villa midfielder Boubacar Kamara is expected to miss the rest of the season due to a knee injury.
Kamara sustained the knee injury in the opening minutes of Villa’s 2-1 FA Cup victory agai...
www.nytimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Remeber how it was too early in the match to give a yellow card for this? Cool stuff.
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I resent so much waking up every morning and having to hear about Americans.
January 20, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I resent so much waking up every morning and having to hear about Americans.
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
The admin for the rspb tiktok is phenomenal vm.tiktok.com/ZNRBFgHBP/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The admin for the rspb tiktok is phenomenal vm.tiktok.com/ZNRBFgHBP/
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I find it hard to believe that David Beckham, who gurned his way through video clips of him sitting at a camp fire or wandering through a spice market in exchange for as much blood money he didn't need as Qatar could stuff into his private jet, is obsessed with marketing and branding himself.
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I find it hard to believe that David Beckham, who gurned his way through video clips of him sitting at a camp fire or wandering through a spice market in exchange for as much blood money he didn't need as Qatar could stuff into his private jet, is obsessed with marketing and branding himself.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
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Finally, a flag worth fighting for.
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Finally, a flag worth fighting for.
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Celebrity r/relationships going off rn
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Celebrity r/relationships going off rn
Firing rockets into space is cool but also give it a rest what are you doing up there now
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Firing rockets into space is cool but also give it a rest what are you doing up there now