Alexander Fox
@alexanderfox1.bsky.social
Scriptwriter and comedian. “Excellent” - Jack Dee. “Hilarious” - British Vogue.
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No wonder this country’s gone to hell when this is the state of our once-proud pub loo graffiti
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No wonder this country’s gone to hell when this is the state of our once-proud pub loo graffiti
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These days, every time I get a notification from BBC News, I withdraw £50 from a cash machine and immediately set fire to it, just to save time.
March 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
These days, every time I get a notification from BBC News, I withdraw £50 from a cash machine and immediately set fire to it, just to save time.
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Thrilla in Vanilla
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Thrilla in Vanilla
Thrilla in Vanilla
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Thrilla in Vanilla
Saw this last night, lads, my much-more-successful housemate’s in it. Unbiased review: really excellent 👌
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Saw this last night, lads, my much-more-successful housemate’s in it. Unbiased review: really excellent 👌
With laughter?
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
With laughter?
My dad: I’ve got something for you.
Me: Oh thank you, Dad, thank you. Things have been really tough lately, and I’ll pay you back in a month or two, and-
My dad:
Me: Oh thank you, Dad, thank you. Things have been really tough lately, and I’ll pay you back in a month or two, and-
My dad:
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My dad: I’ve got something for you.
Me: Oh thank you, Dad, thank you. Things have been really tough lately, and I’ll pay you back in a month or two, and-
My dad:
Me: Oh thank you, Dad, thank you. Things have been really tough lately, and I’ll pay you back in a month or two, and-
My dad:
I’m should really do this after 4 years of student improv.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m should really do this after 4 years of student improv.
Obsessed with this. Feels like the artist spent six months on the beautiful woman, before remembering he had to paint a second bloke with twenty minutes to go.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Obsessed with this. Feels like the artist spent six months on the beautiful woman, before remembering he had to paint a second bloke with twenty minutes to go.
If you’re commendable enough not to have an X account, well played. But, just tonight, you are missing out on one hell of a Grok meltdown…
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If you’re commendable enough not to have an X account, well played. But, just tonight, you are missing out on one hell of a Grok meltdown…
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As pixels go, this is very unfortunate.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
As pixels go, this is very unfortunate.
What if we kissed in the mysterious, fire-scorched rings of stalagmites in a dark cave in south-west France 175,000 years ago?
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
What if we kissed in the mysterious, fire-scorched rings of stalagmites in a dark cave in south-west France 175,000 years ago?
Coming on Bluesky to check if Cloudflare is down
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Coming on Bluesky to check if Cloudflare is down
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Wandering into No Man’s Land for the Christmas Day Truce of 2026 to offer a Russian conscript my vape and show him a funny TikTok video.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wandering into No Man’s Land for the Christmas Day Truce of 2026 to offer a Russian conscript my vape and show him a funny TikTok video.
Wandering into No Man’s Land for the Christmas Day Truce of 2026 to offer a Russian conscript my vape and show him a funny TikTok video.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wandering into No Man’s Land for the Christmas Day Truce of 2026 to offer a Russian conscript my vape and show him a funny TikTok video.
“A new series of Ted Lasso”
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“A new series of Ted Lasso”
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Noah, 2348 BC.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Noah, 2348 BC.
Noah, 2348 BC.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Noah, 2348 BC.
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Didn’t know Zendaya was such a fan of the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Didn’t know Zendaya was such a fan of the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley.
Didn’t know Zendaya was such a fan of the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Didn’t know Zendaya was such a fan of the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley.
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Finally, some goddamn respect for our fallen heroes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Finally, some goddamn respect for our fallen heroes.
Finally, some goddamn respect for our fallen heroes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Finally, some goddamn respect for our fallen heroes.
It really feels like winter now. Finally, time for what I do best: wrap myself in a cheap coarse blanket and worry about my 9% student loan while watching Frasier on an irreparably-cracked iPhone 6. Bliss.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It really feels like winter now. Finally, time for what I do best: wrap myself in a cheap coarse blanket and worry about my 9% student loan while watching Frasier on an irreparably-cracked iPhone 6. Bliss.