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Alexander Fox

@alexanderfox1.bsky.social

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Scriptwriter and comedian. Follow for good fun stuff. “Excellent” - Jack Dee. “Hilarious” - British Vogue. #ScriptSky #ScriptSkyUK #BookSky

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 22d

I preferred it when he just fought daleks

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 9h

DO YOU UNDERSTAND, ROMESH, DO YOU??

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 15h

“The Internet’s going to be massive, I keep telling you.”
“Yeah, we’ll see.”

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been beaten again to the Nobel Prize by this woman. I guess it’s not what you know, it’s Tu Youyou know.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 1d

You’re welcome x

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been beaten again to the Nobel Prize by this woman. I guess it’s not what you know, it’s Tu Youyou know.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 2d

If you find yourself in Green Park Station, you can avoid the long walk between Piccadilly and Victoria Lines by taking the escalator up to the ticket hall and back down the other side x

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · Jan 27

It's quite preposterous that, despite living in a world of global warming, fascism and war, I've had a nightmare once a week for ten years where Miss McLaren discovers that I still haven't read 'Pride and Prejudice’ even though I said I'd get it done by Monday morning break.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 3d

Number plate with the voice of an angry Ray Winstone.

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 27d

Wow, ok. I was a huge fan before, but this is too much.

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 8d

Choosing this name for your Lebanese All Day Grill is absolute genius.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 5d

…but Shrerlock Hrolmes closer.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 6d

Me and me Mum and the Eunuch Maker
We’re off to Waterloo
Me and me Mum and the Eunuch Maker
With the Vet and the Prostitute

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 7d

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and the Eunuch Maker’s Lover.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 7d

I’m buzzing for this gritty remake of The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 8d

Why is Tony Blair in Frasier Crane’s apartment?

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 8d

Choosing this name for your Lebanese All Day Grill is absolute genius.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 9d

LORD FLASHARTETA sorry just thought of this while having a wee.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 9d

“GUYZ, NEVER WAS SO MUCH FOGGIN OWED BY SO FOGGIN MANY TO SO FOGGIN FEW.”

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 9d

“Somehow” doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 9d

Oh, he’s real. And you can bet your life that he’s got a hell of an opening routine about Woke Christmas Carols.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 9d

He’s somehow every single male standup comedian in London.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 10d

An Indian restaurant with no stars or reviews in the window, just one signed photo of Gary Lineker from 20 years ago. Perfection 👌

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 11d

I didn’t fucking do it. But I gave him the mother of all glares. He just smiled back. Freak.

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 12d

I’m in a bar and the Right Smackable Matt Hancock has just walked in. 3 likes, or 3 pints, whichever come first, and I’ll do fucking do it.

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · Jan 25

Everything reminds me of her 💔