Rob Palk
robpalk.bsky.social
Rob Palk
@robpalk.bsky.social
That guy
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I'd never be able to take a good photo ever again
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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And they say each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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I need a sexier family
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Or aroused. If there hadn't been any sparks, there wouldn't be the fuss.
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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I’ve been doing really well at Not Knowing about this, and you really aren’t helping
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Delete this and your account and possibly the world
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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We had been waiting for Palk's second published novel. Early indications sent ripples of alarm through the bookosphere
Poor lad does seem scarred, imagine expecting your first dance with your chosen bride and suddenly your mum, Posh Spice out of the Spice Girls, is astride you in front of all your guests, performing some sort of nightmarish bump and grind, the parts from whence you came perilously close to your face
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Liking this post but shaking my head so people know I don't agree with it
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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"Mum, can we go and see Auntie Elizabeth for Easter again this year?"
January 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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What did she do during his speech?
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Yeah, that stuck out to me as well. Part of me wants details, part of me really doesn’t.
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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"Mum stop throwing it back"
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Dancing through my son at his wedding.
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Robyn voice "I keep dancing on my son"
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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There's a terrible suggestion of ... writhing.
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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If it was some kind of weird sexy dance then I’m absolutely furious nobody filmed any of it, I think we all need that right now
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Dancing "on" your son at his wedding does sound different than dancing "with" or even "at", doesn't it
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Trying to write a book but all I can think about is what posh spice might have done during her son’s first dance
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Still reading Greek Myths, now featuring music-loving sybaritic dolphins
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Could definitely bring back 'succumbed to a life of luxury' into common parlance, as one of those journalese euphemisms for an unfortunate death: 'Michael Hutchence, 37, has succumbed to a life of luxury' is rather more tactful and elegant than 'stranglewank'
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Add a “PS” to the end of the second word and you have TikTok’s favorite genre of historical romance.
Excellent barbershop naming here
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Still reading Greek Myths, now featuring music-loving sybaritic dolphins
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM