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Still reading Greek Myths, now featuring music-loving sybaritic dolphins
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Still reading Greek Myths, now featuring music-loving sybaritic dolphins
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Could definitely bring back 'succumbed to a life of luxury' into common parlance, as one of those journalese euphemisms for an unfortunate death: 'Michael Hutchence, 37, has succumbed to a life of luxury' is rather more tactful and elegant than 'stranglewank'
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Could definitely bring back 'succumbed to a life of luxury' into common parlance, as one of those journalese euphemisms for an unfortunate death: 'Michael Hutchence, 37, has succumbed to a life of luxury' is rather more tactful and elegant than 'stranglewank'
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Add a “PS” to the end of the second word and you have TikTok’s favorite genre of historical romance.
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Add a “PS” to the end of the second word and you have TikTok’s favorite genre of historical romance.
Still reading Greek Myths, now featuring music-loving sybaritic dolphins
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Still reading Greek Myths, now featuring music-loving sybaritic dolphins
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French guy who lives in Wigan who goes by the name Wigan Pierre
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
French guy who lives in Wigan who goes by the name Wigan Pierre
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Yeah, just take 25.4 millimetres off all round, mate.
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Yeah, just take 25.4 millimetres off all round, mate.
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Not a pun, but these are the two options available in Driffield, North Yorkshire.
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Not a pun, but these are the two options available in Driffield, North Yorkshire.
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They don’t muck about in Morecambe.
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
They don’t muck about in Morecambe.
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A star is shorn?
January 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
A star is shorn?
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British Hairways - Menai Bridge, Anglesey. I only know this because I drove past it years ago.
January 18, 2026 at 7:56 PM
British Hairways - Menai Bridge, Anglesey. I only know this because I drove past it years ago.
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From excellent to… not so excellent?
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
From excellent to… not so excellent?
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There is also this enigma
January 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
There is also this enigma
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Excellent barbershop naming here
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Excellent barbershop naming here
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The Beano Book 1969
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The Beano Book 1969
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I’ll stop posting these when people quit serving
January 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I’ll stop posting these when people quit serving
Celebrating my fast impending senility & death with @florencehrscott.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Celebrating my fast impending senility & death with @florencehrscott.bsky.social
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I mf designed the cup and had it made. I’m like Josiah Wedgwood for sex bears
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I mf designed the cup and had it made. I’m like Josiah Wedgwood for sex bears
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It’s been a banner week for George-related content bsky.app/profile/alan...
January 18, 2026 at 12:32 PM
It’s been a banner week for George-related content bsky.app/profile/alan...
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swallow the bear
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
swallow the bear
. @florencehrscott.bsky.social bought me a cup
January 18, 2026 at 11:52 AM
. @florencehrscott.bsky.social bought me a cup
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The ant in question, then:
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The ant in question, then:
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Excellent barbershop naming here
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Excellent barbershop naming here
Would it not be easier to seduce her in the form of a God
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Would it not be easier to seduce her in the form of a God