Rob Palk
robpalk.bsky.social
Rob Palk
@robpalk.bsky.social
That guy
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I come to bury Caesar, not to invite his mother to twerk.
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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"Son you could be a professional baseball player" <Trump dismissively> "Thanks, Ma"
January 21, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I recommend the Lydia Davis translation!
January 20, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Bovary
January 20, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hahaha
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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I'd never be able to take a good photo ever again
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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And they say each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I need a sexier family
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
They let you down
January 20, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Or aroused. If there hadn't been any sparks, there wouldn't be the fuss.
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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I’ve been doing really well at Not Knowing about this, and you really aren’t helping
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Incest
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
One has to worry that he might ...purely because of friction caused by his Posh matriarch's lascivious cavorting, perfectly natural, no cause for shame or self recrimination etc... have inadvertently made a trouser teepee in front of all the guests and his new wife and all her family and friends
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Delete this and your account and possibly the world
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You'd be mortified
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM