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Rob Watkins

@whelkaholism.bsky.social

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Cowzy tweet and sowzy tweet and liddle sharksy doisters. https://instagram.com/whelkaholism/

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 18h

What the sweet gloopy jellyfish Jesus did I just read

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 20h

The undercurrent here is that moving in together is harder than people think

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 20h

I mean Anita is clearly talking rubbish especially as she just flings her dirty undies wherever she feels like it but I suppose for a gym goer, if the basket is a big one and he fills it to the top then I believe it could stink

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 21h

Look I'm not here to kink shame, but ... you like to sit around naked watching ants vomit into each other's mouths?

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 21h

Dump girl, him

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

The only two options A) Posh B) Raze to the ground and make posh

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

Buns where, though? BUNS WHERE?!

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

Wonder how his female cousins feel about him

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

Terrible puns?

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

I just saw a picture of them AHAHAHAHAHA oh yeah, the real voices of Gen Z, right there

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

"'Goated'? Yes we all spend our summer on grandmother's farm estate, no need to go on about it at school"

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

"He hopes to appeal to his generation by saying things like 'Most people my age are mindless sheep'"

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

How about we meet some people that aren't sociopaths instead

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

I've just read the wiki summary and now I'm enraged at capitalism

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

The Little Match Girl

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 1d

Just wait, the actual policy will be to abolish stamp duty on second and further homes

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

I can't think of many other songwriters who can fit such complex lyrics to a melody in such a natural language, unforced way

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone always says America when discussing lyrics, and it's my favourite song of his and possibly ever so I understand, but the perfect combo of lyrics, rhymes and melody in American Tune is deal-with-the-folk-devil tier

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

I mean yes, I did, you're right

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

This is the best randomly-westernised Chinese Amazon seller name I've ever seen

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

Gosh, 1200, that's a lot, why it's nearly a whole 6% of the number of Palestinian children alone killed by Israel who apparently aren't worthy of "respect".

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

Christ even Vetinari has a greater sense of social justice than 99% of the current Tory party

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

HAMPO MARX

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

I just read her Wikipedia entry and she's a middle class working class engineer lawyer scientist who was well off but poor and academically brilliant except that she was completely average.

One might almost think she's a chancer hopping jobs when she gets found out

Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 2d

HAMP

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