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He/Him and gayer then a tree-full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
Do you think what really happened is they were all laughing at his little photo book behind his back and he found out?
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Do you think what really happened is they were all laughing at his little photo book behind his back and he found out?
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Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
‘I adore you. Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!’
‘I adore you. Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!’
January 19, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
‘I adore you. Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!’
‘I adore you. Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!’
The electricians working on the network cabs over the weekend left a blood covered tissue on my desk…
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table .
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January 19, 2026 at 10:53 AM
The electricians working on the network cabs over the weekend left a blood covered tissue on my desk…
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They're invoking Hugh Grant chastising Billy Bob Thornton in Love Actually as part of their reporting on the Greenland debacle on BBC Breakfast. Shut it down. Shut it all down.
January 19, 2026 at 8:09 AM
They're invoking Hugh Grant chastising Billy Bob Thornton in Love Actually as part of their reporting on the Greenland debacle on BBC Breakfast. Shut it down. Shut it all down.
Trump really did the fugly slut letter about Denmark
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Trump really did the fugly slut letter about Denmark
My (soon to be ex!) brother-in-law tried to bribe my niece into talking to him again by buying her a load of posh horse toys for Christmas, then demanding them back after a week. So after scouring vinted and the sales (and spending a morning assembling it all)…
January 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
My (soon to be ex!) brother-in-law tried to bribe my niece into talking to him again by buying her a load of posh horse toys for Christmas, then demanding them back after a week. So after scouring vinted and the sales (and spending a morning assembling it all)…
Generally weary of cookbooks by British/American writers on Italian or [insert much loved national cuisine of choice] food, but Rachel Roddy’s ‘Five Quarters’ (recommended by @sianlouh.bsky.social if I remember right) is very, very good.
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Generally weary of cookbooks by British/American writers on Italian or [insert much loved national cuisine of choice] food, but Rachel Roddy’s ‘Five Quarters’ (recommended by @sianlouh.bsky.social if I remember right) is very, very good.
Someone survived all that ice nonsense
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Someone survived all that ice nonsense
Goddamit, all right HBO you win, I will watch the latest spinoff of Tits & Dragons
January 17, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Goddamit, all right HBO you win, I will watch the latest spinoff of Tits & Dragons
Friday night is movie night
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Friday night is movie night
Rearranged sone planned work cause one of my schools insisted I join in some meeting about something that doesn’t actually concern me, starts in three minutes and they haven’t sent me the meeting link yet
a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face .
ALT: a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face .
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January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Rearranged sone planned work cause one of my schools insisted I join in some meeting about something that doesn’t actually concern me, starts in three minutes and they haven’t sent me the meeting link yet
The smile on the face of every little primary school gremlin who’s mam just made them pose in their crisp new school jumper on the first day of term for all the old Facebook biddies to 🥰 over
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 AM
The smile on the face of every little primary school gremlin who’s mam just made them pose in their crisp new school jumper on the first day of term for all the old Facebook biddies to 🥰 over
I don’t understand why low streaming bands would keep their music on the platform in these circumstances? Is there anything in it for them now?
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I don’t understand why low streaming bands would keep their music on the platform in these circumstances? Is there anything in it for them now?
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I don’t want to worry anyone but Digging for Britain has just said that the largest UK archaeological dig is currently taking place a stone’s throw from where MR James set A Warning to the Curious.
January 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I don’t want to worry anyone but Digging for Britain has just said that the largest UK archaeological dig is currently taking place a stone’s throw from where MR James set A Warning to the Curious.
Going back for more chicken tinga
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Going back for more chicken tinga
Another win for the exciting new corner of tech nobody has a bad word to say about
WM Police chief Craig Guildford has apologised for identifying a fictitious West Ham v Maccabi Tel Aviv match in a police report. He’s written to the home affairs committee and blames Microsoft CoPilot for the error
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Another win for the exciting new corner of tech nobody has a bad word to say about
First cinema trip of the year, Park Chan Wook’s ‘Joint Security Area’ at the Tyneside.
January 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
First cinema trip of the year, Park Chan Wook’s ‘Joint Security Area’ at the Tyneside.
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Today is the 98th anniversary of Thomas Hardy’s heart being cut out so it could be buried in Dorset, at which point it was, unfortunately, eaten by a cat
Well, according to legend... 🧵
Well, according to legend... 🧵
January 13, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Today is the 98th anniversary of Thomas Hardy’s heart being cut out so it could be buried in Dorset, at which point it was, unfortunately, eaten by a cat
Well, according to legend... 🧵
Well, according to legend... 🧵
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I'm just a teenage Blackshirt, baby. From the Sunday Dispatch's popular Why I Like The Blackshirts column (five £1 prizes were on offer for the "most constructive" replies). May, 1934.
January 12, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I'm just a teenage Blackshirt, baby. From the Sunday Dispatch's popular Why I Like The Blackshirts column (five £1 prizes were on offer for the "most constructive" replies). May, 1934.
I ate too much chicken tinga
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I ate too much chicken tinga
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January 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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