It’s John!
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He/Him and gayer then a tree-full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
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Me (IT Support): hello help desk
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me (IT Support): hello help desk
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
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You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
This man wouldn’t need to shoot anyone, one look from him and most of us would just melt into a puddle on the floor
It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This man wouldn’t need to shoot anyone, one look from him and most of us would just melt into a puddle on the floor
Watching some warm Bond on a cold Wednesday. Fully prepared for Fleming, Dahl Sean Connery to serve up some unreconstructed horrors but fuck me the open tune is one of the best Bond songs we ever had. youtu.be/UWw-WE2vBT8?...
You Only Live Twice (1967) title sequence
YouTube video by MovieTitles
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Watching some warm Bond on a cold Wednesday. Fully prepared for Fleming, Dahl Sean Connery to serve up some unreconstructed horrors but fuck me the open tune is one of the best Bond songs we ever had. youtu.be/UWw-WE2vBT8?...
This is painfully reminding me of Liz Truss
She's a self-confessed "girlie swot" who is now one of the most powerful women in the country, and all eyes are upon her ahead of the Autumn Budget.
Rachel Reeves' life from 'girlie swot' to famous sister and rarely-seen husband
www.mirror.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This is painfully reminding me of Liz Truss
Tom Baker you say? Reading the Chrestomanci audiobooks you say? What?!
a curtain with a floral pattern on it
Alt: Tom Baker peeking out of a floral curtain
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Tom Baker you say? Reading the Chrestomanci audiobooks you say? What?!
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
📽️
his one and only social media post:
Obligatory smoking hot black and white pic of recently departed legendary actor Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Obligatory smoking hot black and white pic of recently departed legendary actor Udo Kier
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry’
(turn around)
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes’
(turn around, bright eyes)
‘Every now and then, I fall apart!’
(turn around)
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes’
(turn around, bright eyes)
‘Every now and then, I fall apart!’
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry’
(turn around)
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes’
(turn around, bright eyes)
‘Every now and then, I fall apart!’
(turn around)
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes’
(turn around, bright eyes)
‘Every now and then, I fall apart!’
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alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
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'Watson!' Exclaimed Holmes, his voice crackling with urgency. 'We must move quickly if we are to prevent that devilishly cunning Professor Moriarty from making good his escape'.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
'Watson!' Exclaimed Holmes, his voice crackling with urgency. 'We must move quickly if we are to prevent that devilishly cunning Professor Moriarty from making good his escape'.
Vague memories of being bored by film adaptions of E.M. Forster’s other books left me unprepared for just how funny ‘Maurice’ is. Listening to the Peter Firth audiobook while I was working this morning and burst out laughing a few times.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Vague memories of being bored by film adaptions of E.M. Forster’s other books left me unprepared for just how funny ‘Maurice’ is. Listening to the Peter Firth audiobook while I was working this morning and burst out laughing a few times.
My morning’s work at the allotment, to misquote Ian Malcolm, was one big pile of shit.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My morning’s work at the allotment, to misquote Ian Malcolm, was one big pile of shit.
Producer: [talking about a young Giancarlo Esposito] So this black character's only dialogue is...
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Producer: [talking about a young Giancarlo Esposito] So this black character's only dialogue is...
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
Fuck me but I loved Bugonia. (Apart from the end, which I hated.)
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck me but I loved Bugonia. (Apart from the end, which I hated.)
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I saw an incredibly fuckable monster, 10/10 del Toro did it again.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I saw an incredibly fuckable monster, 10/10 del Toro did it again.
Just waved at a random guy on the opposite metro platform, who looked *exactly* like my friend Andy when he was staring down at his phone, and almost nothing like him when he looking up
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Just waved at a random guy on the opposite metro platform, who looked *exactly* like my friend Andy when he was staring down at his phone, and almost nothing like him when he looking up
My god where have these things been hiding all these years?
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My god where have these things been hiding all these years?
Child at a school I support has an emo fringe, didn’t think we’d be seeing that one making a comeback yet, the rest of the trendy haircuts are all fresh from 1994
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Child at a school I support has an emo fringe, didn’t think we’d be seeing that one making a comeback yet, the rest of the trendy haircuts are all fresh from 1994
Oooh I can happily do this one, I think…
TOP FIVE MARTYS
King of Comedy
The Departed
Mean Streets
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
TOP FIVE MARTYS
King of Comedy
The Departed
Mean Streets
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oooh I can happily do this one, I think…
TOP FIVE MARTYS
King of Comedy
The Departed
Mean Streets
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
TOP FIVE MARTYS
King of Comedy
The Departed
Mean Streets
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
Can’t wait to find out if this is as sleazy and problematic as the cover makes it look
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Can’t wait to find out if this is as sleazy and problematic as the cover makes it look
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the current default kite-flying, test-the-water model of off-record briefings to the media needs to end except for public interest whistleblowing. the toll on our collective psyche & comprehension of what is and is not real amounts to gaslighting and should be considered misconduct in public office
If it was suggested that we steal people's jewellery to 'pay for the asylum process' they can't just say 'okay fine, we won't do that, then' and pretend like it never happened.
It's like suggesting you could kill the family dog with a shovel because it's chewing the furniture. That gets remembered.
It's like suggesting you could kill the family dog with a shovel because it's chewing the furniture. That gets remembered.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
the current default kite-flying, test-the-water model of off-record briefings to the media needs to end except for public interest whistleblowing. the toll on our collective psyche & comprehension of what is and is not real amounts to gaslighting and should be considered misconduct in public office
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine