St. Simeon the Holy Fool
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.
Proverbs 30:2
Proverbs 30:2
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Wishing you all the peace, joy, and blessings of the Groundhog Day season!
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's groundhog day
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's Groundhog Day... again
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February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and blessings of the Groundhog Day season!
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if the groundhog pops its head out and doesn't get tear-gassed, the United States gets six more weeks of democracy
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
if the groundhog pops its head out and doesn't get tear-gassed, the United States gets six more weeks of democracy
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If I don't get to eat, neither does that crocodile!
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If I don't get to eat, neither does that crocodile!
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Wishing you all the peace, joy, and blessings of the Groundhog Day season!
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's groundhog day
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's Groundhog Day… Again.”
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February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and blessings of the Groundhog Day season!
Pack of Post-it Notes: $0.25
Ballpoint Pen: $1.15
Knowing That My Method Is More Reliable Than The Billion Dollar Scambot: Priceless
Ballpoint Pen: $1.15
Knowing That My Method Is More Reliable Than The Billion Dollar Scambot: Priceless
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*breathes*
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*breathes*
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February 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Pack of Post-it Notes: $0.25
Ballpoint Pen: $1.15
Knowing That My Method Is More Reliable Than The Billion Dollar Scambot: Priceless
Ballpoint Pen: $1.15
Knowing That My Method Is More Reliable Than The Billion Dollar Scambot: Priceless
True story: when I lived in Chicago my church had a congregation that happened to meet on the same block as Obama’s house. As soon as he was elected, suddenly you couldn’t go anywhere near the building without a full Secret Service clearance. That kind of put a damper on our community outreach.
(That was fascinating in the same way living in Hyde Park a couple of hundred yards down the street from where a president-elect was living, and watching my street turn into a garrison was fascinating. Just watching how Secret Service agents open car doors is fascinating.) 5/x
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
True story: when I lived in Chicago my church had a congregation that happened to meet on the same block as Obama’s house. As soon as he was elected, suddenly you couldn’t go anywhere near the building without a full Secret Service clearance. That kind of put a damper on our community outreach.
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and blessings of the Groundhog Day season!
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's groundhog day
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's Groundhog Day… again.”
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February 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and blessings of the Groundhog Day season!
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do not go piggly into that good wiggly
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
do not go piggly into that good wiggly
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Meanwhile at the light at the end of the tunnel….
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Meanwhile at the light at the end of the tunnel….
Ugh once again the restaurant has blown up thanks to my experiments with nuclear fusion cuisine
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Ugh once again the restaurant has blown up thanks to my experiments with nuclear fusion cuisine
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ISAAC CHOTINER: I see. But you went through a retirement period from 1993-2001 where you didn’t record any music at all, almost like you gave up on the entire music industry, would you say that maybe you let your fans down—
RICK ASTLEY: No, no, no, look—
RICK ASTLEY: No, no, no, look—
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
ISAAC CHOTINER: I see. But you went through a retirement period from 1993-2001 where you didn’t record any music at all, almost like you gave up on the entire music industry, would you say that maybe you let your fans down—
RICK ASTLEY: No, no, no, look—
RICK ASTLEY: No, no, no, look—
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A Very High-Tech Neighbor (2015): A tacky single mother struggles to outwit a CEO.
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
A Very High-Tech Neighbor (2015): A tacky single mother struggles to outwit a CEO.
ISAAC CHOTINER: I see. But you went through a retirement period from 1993-2001 where you didn’t record any music at all, almost like you gave up on the entire music industry, would you say that maybe you let your fans down—
RICK ASTLEY: No, no, no, look—
RICK ASTLEY: No, no, no, look—
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
ISAAC CHOTINER: I see. But you went through a retirement period from 1993-2001 where you didn’t record any music at all, almost like you gave up on the entire music industry, would you say that maybe you let your fans down—
RICK ASTLEY: No, no, no, look—
RICK ASTLEY: No, no, no, look—
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Reminder if you are not Christian do not say what the tuna
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Reminder if you are not Christian do not say what the tuna
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demonology as a concept is anti-dentite, anti-dentite, and cisnormative.
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
demonology as a concept is anti-dentite, anti-dentite, and cisnormative.
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It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
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You won't get away with this!
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
You won't get away with this!
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Fee fum fi foo! I'm gonna cook some Mario stew!
February 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Fee fum fi foo! I'm gonna cook some Mario stew!
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Pumpkin Spice Parlour Grand Piano
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Pumpkin Spice Parlour Grand Piano
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Pumpkin Spice Secret Society
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Pumpkin Spice Secret Society
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Pumpkin Spice Infernal Region
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Pumpkin Spice Infernal Region
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Pumpkin Spice Book Of Mormon
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Pumpkin Spice Book Of Mormon
ME: Is it any if the signs of the apocalypse if rabbits spontaneously acquire the gifts of speech and rhetoric?
PRIEST: I…. don’t think so? Why do you ask?
ME: No reason.
RABBIT:
PRIEST: I…. don’t think so? Why do you ask?
ME: No reason.
RABBIT:
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
ME: Is it any if the signs of the apocalypse if rabbits spontaneously acquire the gifts of speech and rhetoric?
PRIEST: I…. don’t think so? Why do you ask?
ME: No reason.
RABBIT:
PRIEST: I…. don’t think so? Why do you ask?
ME: No reason.
RABBIT:
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many, many things bother me about the Liam Ramos kidnapping. that's so fucked and should never have happened and he should be let go right fucking now
but also has anyone in the media ever seen an Azumarill before like. stop saying rabbit hat it's def a pokemon and it makes it so much worse somehow
but also has anyone in the media ever seen an Azumarill before like. stop saying rabbit hat it's def a pokemon and it makes it so much worse somehow
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 AM
many, many things bother me about the Liam Ramos kidnapping. that's so fucked and should never have happened and he should be let go right fucking now
but also has anyone in the media ever seen an Azumarill before like. stop saying rabbit hat it's def a pokemon and it makes it so much worse somehow
but also has anyone in the media ever seen an Azumarill before like. stop saying rabbit hat it's def a pokemon and it makes it so much worse somehow