St. Simeon the Holy Fool
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.
Proverbs 30:2
Proverbs 30:2
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Jingle Bell Zoom Call (1982): Factory owners try to get to know the Nutcracker. What could go wrong? Leave it to the Grinch to take all the joy out of a hit Christmas song!
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Jingle Bell Zoom Call (1982): Factory owners try to get to know the Nutcracker. What could go wrong? Leave it to the Grinch to take all the joy out of a hit Christmas song!
I know the #OSCARS are not usually until Sunday, but what if I live tweeted them now? All I really need to do is roll out the red paint on the carpet, and that will summon the celebrities to tell me that that’s not all I really need to do to summon the celebrities!
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I know the #OSCARS are not usually until Sunday, but what if I live tweeted them now? All I really need to do is roll out the red paint on the carpet, and that will summon the celebrities to tell me that that’s not all I really need to do to summon the celebrities!
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If you're having a bad night, I cannot recommend this thread of a judge absolutely destroying an attorney that cited cases from AI enough
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?
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![Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33
Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging
technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4).
Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the
Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his
submissions.
Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes.
And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research
and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files
submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those
submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the
Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11
and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering
default judgment against it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssxnmhdtz6le6nxu7jfhglz6/bafkreigeefuabd636ruucelhxav3v3p43dezhotggrwlgjgsev2z2ggev4@jpeg)
February 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If you're having a bad night, I cannot recommend this thread of a judge absolutely destroying an attorney that cited cases from AI enough
It’s been known to happen
I am not religious—much less Christian—but if I was, I think I might be driven mad by the amount of very explicitly, biblically evil people there are who use Christianity to cover their asses
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
It’s been known to happen
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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Okay but my schadencoin is skyrocketing
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Okay but my schadencoin is skyrocketing
HELLO I am RIGHT HERE
I found the Catholic version.
February 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
HELLO I am RIGHT HERE
Many analysts have compared Bitcoin to Monopoly Money, but this is inaccurate. Monopoly Money remains a remarkably stable currency, with values so resistant to inflation that its purchasing power is the same as over a hundred years ago. Just $200 in Monopoly Money is enough to buy an entire house!
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Many analysts have compared Bitcoin to Monopoly Money, but this is inaccurate. Monopoly Money remains a remarkably stable currency, with values so resistant to inflation that its purchasing power is the same as over a hundred years ago. Just $200 in Monopoly Money is enough to buy an entire house!
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
You know what, I’m not even mad, it takes a special kind of hubris to mock people for praying over meals while you’re speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast
Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
You know what, I’m not even mad, it takes a special kind of hubris to mock people for praying over meals while you’re speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast
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We built this city on rock and roll
We built this town on bluegrass
We built this suburb on Top 40 pop
We built this alley on punk
We built this village on bardcore folk
We built this dukedom on classical
We built this club on funk
But the world? … We built this world on jazz
Thank you
We built this town on bluegrass
We built this suburb on Top 40 pop
We built this alley on punk
We built this village on bardcore folk
We built this dukedom on classical
We built this club on funk
But the world? … We built this world on jazz
Thank you
August 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We built this city on rock and roll
We built this town on bluegrass
We built this suburb on Top 40 pop
We built this alley on punk
We built this village on bardcore folk
We built this dukedom on classical
We built this club on funk
But the world? … We built this world on jazz
Thank you
We built this town on bluegrass
We built this suburb on Top 40 pop
We built this alley on punk
We built this village on bardcore folk
We built this dukedom on classical
We built this club on funk
But the world? … We built this world on jazz
Thank you
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Caesaronimo!
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Caesaronimo!
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Yelling the “Big And Sexy” song out of my window at 4 AM. This is important for visitors to the monastery, so they can feel comfortable in case they come from a place where someone yells the “Big And Sexy” song out of their window at 4 AM.
August 26, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Yelling the “Big And Sexy” song out of my window at 4 AM. This is important for visitors to the monastery, so they can feel comfortable in case they come from a place where someone yells the “Big And Sexy” song out of their window at 4 AM.
The first time I ever heard George Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words”
routine was a clip in an interview on NPR.
The announcer demurely assured us, “We have, of course, obscured the offending words.”
Somehow that routine doesn’t hit nearly as well when it’s the “Seven Long Bleeps”.
#TrueStory
routine was a clip in an interview on NPR.
The announcer demurely assured us, “We have, of course, obscured the offending words.”
Somehow that routine doesn’t hit nearly as well when it’s the “Seven Long Bleeps”.
#TrueStory
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The first time I ever heard George Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words”
routine was a clip in an interview on NPR.
The announcer demurely assured us, “We have, of course, obscured the offending words.”
Somehow that routine doesn’t hit nearly as well when it’s the “Seven Long Bleeps”.
#TrueStory
routine was a clip in an interview on NPR.
The announcer demurely assured us, “We have, of course, obscured the offending words.”
Somehow that routine doesn’t hit nearly as well when it’s the “Seven Long Bleeps”.
#TrueStory
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Today's frog is the moaning frog.
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Today's frog is the moaning frog.
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Wicked is the documentary about how everyone decided at the same moment that the Witch of the West was evil, and this moment was used to calibrate all the clocks to green witch mean time
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Wicked is the documentary about how everyone decided at the same moment that the Witch of the West was evil, and this moment was used to calibrate all the clocks to green witch mean time
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CAN I GET A HEAR YE (HEAR YE) HEAR YE (HEAR YE) CAN I GET A HEAR YE (HEAR YE) HEAR YE (HEAR YE) OHHHHHHH
January 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
CAN I GET A HEAR YE (HEAR YE) HEAR YE (HEAR YE) CAN I GET A HEAR YE (HEAR YE) HEAR YE (HEAR YE) OHHHHHHH
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Hey Jude, Jude Bombadillo,
Take a sad song by reed and willow,
Remember to harken now and hear us,
Our need is near us, to make it better.
Na na na ring a ding dol,
Ring a ding dol, Hey Jude
Take a sad song by reed and willow,
Remember to harken now and hear us,
Our need is near us, to make it better.
Na na na ring a ding dol,
Ring a ding dol, Hey Jude
July 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hey Jude, Jude Bombadillo,
Take a sad song by reed and willow,
Remember to harken now and hear us,
Our need is near us, to make it better.
Na na na ring a ding dol,
Ring a ding dol, Hey Jude
Take a sad song by reed and willow,
Remember to harken now and hear us,
Our need is near us, to make it better.
Na na na ring a ding dol,
Ring a ding dol, Hey Jude
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I certainly don’t think I uploaded a video to YouTube called “eight hours of relaxing white noise to fall asleep to“ except at a random point all the noise stops and it’s just the sound of a baby laughing and then it goes back to normal like nothing happened. That doesn’t sound like me.
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I certainly don’t think I uploaded a video to YouTube called “eight hours of relaxing white noise to fall asleep to“ except at a random point all the noise stops and it’s just the sound of a baby laughing and then it goes back to normal like nothing happened. That doesn’t sound like me.
“Okay,” said the man,
“But what about the time
When there were *no* footprints
In the sand?”
“Oh,” said the Lord,
“That was the time
When we both got rescued
By Superman!
He can fly, yknow!”
“But what about the time
When there were *no* footprints
In the sand?”
“Oh,” said the Lord,
“That was the time
When we both got rescued
By Superman!
He can fly, yknow!”
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
“Okay,” said the man,
“But what about the time
When there were *no* footprints
In the sand?”
“Oh,” said the Lord,
“That was the time
When we both got rescued
By Superman!
He can fly, yknow!”
“But what about the time
When there were *no* footprints
In the sand?”
“Oh,” said the Lord,
“That was the time
When we both got rescued
By Superman!
He can fly, yknow!”
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“We watched Melania so you don't have to” No you didn’t. I already didn’t have to, and neither did anyone else. This is on you. Leave me out of it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“We watched Melania so you don't have to” No you didn’t. I already didn’t have to, and neither did anyone else. This is on you. Leave me out of it.
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my horse is extremely large and filled with extremely bad opinions about municipal zoning laws
July 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
my horse is extremely large and filled with extremely bad opinions about municipal zoning laws
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