St. Simeon the Holy Fool
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.
Proverbs 30:2
Proverbs 30:2
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
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If you want the royal treatment, just watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!
February 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If you want the royal treatment, just watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!
It may not cool to be patriotic these days but I can’t help cheering for Team USA every time I watch the super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
It may not cool to be patriotic these days but I can’t help cheering for Team USA every time I watch the super bowl
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this is what peak posting looks like. you may not like it etc. but this is the platonic ideal of posting.
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
this is what peak posting looks like. you may not like it etc. but this is the platonic ideal of posting.
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"First of all, I don’t see any issue with my choice of words. Human chess is quite literally a big game. Not only that, I can’t think of ANY game that is bigger than human chess."
When I Invited All of You Over to Watch “The Big Game,” I Assumed You Knew I Was Talking about Human Chess
I don’t know why you’re all so upset. I’m sorry if there’s some “other event” that you were all more excited about that’s apparently also happening...
buff.ly
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"First of all, I don’t see any issue with my choice of words. Human chess is quite literally a big game. Not only that, I can’t think of ANY game that is bigger than human chess."
My penance for thinking I could get away with checking my phone in church is that this was the first thing I saw and now I have to try to keep a straight face
so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
My penance for thinking I could get away with checking my phone in church is that this was the first thing I saw and now I have to try to keep a straight face
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so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"
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“Okay,” said the man,
“But what about the time
When there were *no* footprints
In the sand?”
“Oh,” said the Lord,
“That was the time
When we both got rescued
By Superman!
He can fly, yknow!”
“But what about the time
When there were *no* footprints
In the sand?”
“Oh,” said the Lord,
“That was the time
When we both got rescued
By Superman!
He can fly, yknow!”
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
“Okay,” said the man,
“But what about the time
When there were *no* footprints
In the sand?”
“Oh,” said the Lord,
“That was the time
When we both got rescued
By Superman!
He can fly, yknow!”
“But what about the time
When there were *no* footprints
In the sand?”
“Oh,” said the Lord,
“That was the time
When we both got rescued
By Superman!
He can fly, yknow!”
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The Wealthy Business (1956): An elf meets Kermit the Frog in school. They learn to be orphans.
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
The Wealthy Business (1956): An elf meets Kermit the Frog in school. They learn to be orphans.
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Pumpkin Spice Caucasian
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Pumpkin Spice Caucasian
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A Taste of Honey and a Hippy Hippy Shake.
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 AM
A Taste of Honey and a Hippy Hippy Shake.
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The lunch special, which they stop serving just before things really pick up, is the Stew Sutcliffe.
Oh, and there’s Rubber Sole, bit almost nobody orders that because, well.
Oh, and there’s Rubber Sole, bit almost nobody orders that because, well.
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The lunch special, which they stop serving just before things really pick up, is the Stew Sutcliffe.
Oh, and there’s Rubber Sole, bit almost nobody orders that because, well.
Oh, and there’s Rubber Sole, bit almost nobody orders that because, well.
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I’m looking forward to the new adaptation of Wuthering Heights
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I’m looking forward to the new adaptation of Wuthering Heights
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Here Comes the Sundaes
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Here Comes the Sundaes
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Glass onion soup.
Strawberry shortcake.
Strawberry shortcake.
February 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Glass onion soup.
Strawberry shortcake.
Strawberry shortcake.
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Honey Pie - any type of pie
Mean Mr. mustard pretzels
Piggies in a blanket
Savoy Truffles
Mean Mr. mustard pretzels
Piggies in a blanket
Savoy Truffles
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Honey Pie - any type of pie
Mean Mr. mustard pretzels
Piggies in a blanket
Savoy Truffles
Mean Mr. mustard pretzels
Piggies in a blanket
Savoy Truffles
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Octopus Garden Salad
Norwegian Wood-Smoked Salmon
Eight Grains and Leeks
Norwegian Wood-Smoked Salmon
Eight Grains and Leeks
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Octopus Garden Salad
Norwegian Wood-Smoked Salmon
Eight Grains and Leeks
Norwegian Wood-Smoked Salmon
Eight Grains and Leeks
Help! I need somebody to tell me: What goes on the Beatles Menu?
obviously Yellow Submarine Sandwiches but what else
obviously Yellow Submarine Sandwiches but what else
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Help! I need somebody to tell me: What goes on the Beatles Menu?
obviously Yellow Submarine Sandwiches but what else
obviously Yellow Submarine Sandwiches but what else
Post a ship that’s not Star Trek or Star Wars
February 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Post a ship that’s not Star Trek or Star Wars
“Kid Rock” is such a stupid name, I’m trying to come up with a bit where people are named after other genres of music but they all sound cooler. Like, I’d *listen* to “Mister Jazz” or “Dr. Country” or even “Classical Dave.” They would probably all stink but still not as much.
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
“Kid Rock” is such a stupid name, I’m trying to come up with a bit where people are named after other genres of music but they all sound cooler. Like, I’d *listen* to “Mister Jazz” or “Dr. Country” or even “Classical Dave.” They would probably all stink but still not as much.
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30 Oct 2025
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20 Nov 2025
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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21 Nov 2025
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.
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