Yes Chef And it’s really hard to explain to all the people at this funeral

hey as long as we're on the subject of medical care for sick children

Dude is supposed to be such a great literary genius but he can’t even read a room

Neil Gaiman has in fact never seen his shadow so this doesn’t bode well

You could also buy a cheap alarm clock for about $9

Or use your cell phone that you already have to say Hey Siri, remind me to buy milk

I’m sure businesses will be glad to know you‘ve invented a way to do this that doesn’t work and costs just $750 a month though

It’s the way of the future

I’m pretty sure that’s when we wound up moving to meet in the Synagogue instead? which of course did not have much else happening on Sunday mornings so it worked out conveniently for everybody

Few things ruin an outreach faster than saying “hey, would you like to come visit our church? and here’s where you’ll have to sign up for your background check, the full body pat downs are over that way”