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St. Simeon the Holy Fool
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.

Proverbs 30:2
Yes Chef And it’s really hard to explain to all the people at this funeral
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
hey as long as we're on the subject of medical care for sick children
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Dude is supposed to be such a great literary genius but he can’t even read a room
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Neil Gaiman has in fact never seen his shadow so this doesn’t bode well
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
You could also buy a cheap alarm clock for about $9

Or use your cell phone that you already have to say Hey Siri, remind me to buy milk

I’m sure businesses will be glad to know you‘ve invented a way to do this that doesn’t work and costs just $750 a month though

It’s the way of the future
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I’m pretty sure that’s when we wound up moving to meet in the Synagogue instead? which of course did not have much else happening on Sunday mornings so it worked out conveniently for everybody
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Few things ruin an outreach faster than saying “hey, would you like to come visit our church? and here’s where you’ll have to sign up for your background check, the full body pat downs are over that way”
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM