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The original bot by @simeonthefool.bsky.social is back! Generating random new #Christmas Movies and Holiday Specials for festive cheer all the year. Certified AI-free, no LLMs! Made with handcrafted random word banks just like in the good old days.
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Christmas With The Brother And Sisters (1992): An angry simpleton teams up with a bereaved talking dog to tickle a Christmas elf.
A Businesswoman Christmas Eve (1967): A snowbound bartender tries to capture photographic evidence that a talking snowman really exists. Will Hanukkah be alcoholic?
The Secret Christmas Tree (1984): When Rudolph can't kiss a mistletoe, a blue-eyed scientist is the only one who can save Christmas for a crowded mall!
A High-Tech Corporation Without A Zoom Meeting (1992): How can Rudolph get the Santa's Naughty List to a nun in time for Solstice before they steal a miracle from cell phones?
The Lobbyists Save Christmastime (1964): An animated comedy remake of The Dying Wise Man (1982)
Christmastime In A Small Distrustful Town For Ebenezer Scrooge (1991): A compassionate bank robber goes back to her mischievous hometown for Christmas Eve, only to rekindle a romance with a lovable woman.
The Kwanzaa Cop (1996): Guests try to outwit a single mother. What could go wrong? Leave it to Mary to uncover the truth about the Nativity Story!
New Years Eve For A Disgusting Bachelor (1992): Santa's elves must find the perfect gift for a rich guest: A chocolate-covered enchantment!
The Naughty Pizza Of Christmas (1983): Can a guardian angel hide his family? Find out in this irascible prequel!
A Very Down-Home Rings (1934): Rudolph must stop parents from ruining Christmastime. It's the devil to the rescue!
The Great Cricket Caper (1996): A deceased child dreams of getting the perfect Thanksgiving gift. But how can their grieving mother afford a starving song?
The Princesses Save Christmas Eve (1985): A stranger must take over the job of Mickey Mouse. (Heartwarming comedy.)
A Very Troubled Rings (1934): A lesbian child dreams of getting the perfect Christmas gift. But how can their Victorian mother afford a sickly email?
A Very Kindly Christmas (1985): A girl named Virginia must outwit the biggest threat to Christmastime yet: A machine.
The Krampus Meets A Snow Angel (2001): Publishing executives marry a shoe in a retired department store. Hilarious sequel.
A Very Snoopy Christmastime (1934): The origins of the Little Match Girl, from humble beginnings as a handsome geezer to their sentimental struggle to sell all the attorneys.
The Legend Of The Lonely Bartender (2013): A bereaved couple wants to get their socially distanced children the perfect Christmas gift: A hunky Christmas dinner. But first they'll have to make up with a spoiled politician.
A Successful House (1984): A stable refuses to steal Christmas from an orphanage. What can a homeless mall Santa do?
Christmas With The Wise Mans (1962): A hunky butler tries to capture photographic evidence that Ebenezer Scrooge really exists. Will Christmas be excitable?
How The Ballerina Stole Christmas! (1988): When a high-society party refuses to put up the traditional Christmas manger, the townspeople need help from two pumpkin-spiced children!
The Best Lamp Ever (1958): Cops try to capture Rudolph. What could go wrong? Leave it to Santa to give birth to an orphanage!
The Night Before Toddlers (1982): A young doctor is shown the error of his ways by the Ghost of Christmas Compassionate, the Ghost of Christmas Talking, and the Ghost of Christmas Spoiled.
Silent Night, Artificial Night (1999): One jolly child's drunk quest for the perfect Christmas present: The perfect Christmas gift.
Love'S Santa-Suit Clad Christmas Tree (2001): A distrustful child dreams of getting the perfect Christmas gift. But how can their cute mother afford a tall, dark, and handsome sled?
Die Hard With A Bell (2001): The Elf on the Shelf meets Jesus in the attic. They come to terms with CEOs.