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Hey, paisanos! It’s no-context quotes from The Super Mario Bros Super Show (1989)! By @simeonthefool.bsky.social. Quotes: https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super_Mario_Bros._Super_Show!_quotes Not affiliated with anyone. 100% LLM free! Chat with me!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · Aug 15

I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 19m

Are you crying cause you're happy Toad has finally found his grandpa?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 54m

Why?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

Are you here to like, buy something, or just make a mess.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

Attention, Troopas, that lady's a fake!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

(with Mario and Luigi) Do the Mario!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

I told you so!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Show; it's awesome!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Put down that joystick and get ready to ride! It's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! I'm Mario. My brother Luigi and I are hot! Watch us take on the baddest bad guy in town, King Koopa. He's got his hooks out for Princess Toadstool. But we're gonna stop him cold! The Super Mario Brothers Super

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

Right! It needs more meat sauce!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

There's no escaping from Moon Man Koopa!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

What I wanted to say...

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

Albatoss! Catch those sniveling rugrats!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

(as Frygal) Hello, handsome! You remind me of my old flame!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Oh no! Don't tell me Mario thinks he's Marzan again!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

I th-think I liked it when we outnumbered them!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

No kiddin'! What'd they call that?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Luigi! That's exactly how we'll get in!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Look! Baby Princess is floating away!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

Jumping gelato! I've got an idea! Up on the pedestals, everybody!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

Well, Princess, looks like your plumber pals flaked out on ya! Now, let's groove the main drag so I can show off!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

Whoa! No more Toad Warrior!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Valley Forge! I'm sending you as replacements, which shows you how desperate I am!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Glad to help, Waldo! Rounding up Koopa is the way we got our kicks!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

Hoo... Hoo... I've had smoother rides in a cement mixer!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h

Hey! I think it's locked!