The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
We'll take care of Koopenstein, and be back in time for dinner!
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
We'll take care of Koopenstein, and be back in time for dinner!
Sorry, but I'm out of oats!
February 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Sorry, but I'm out of oats!
Till next time, everybody! {*with Mario and David Horowitz*} Do the Mario!
February 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Till next time, everybody! {*with Mario and David Horowitz*} Do the Mario!
I don't know about this, Luigi, maybe we should have left him in the cartoon!
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I don't know about this, Luigi, maybe we should have left him in the cartoon!
Fee fi fo fum! I'll lock you up, cause you're so dumb!
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Fee fi fo fum! I'll lock you up, cause you're so dumb!
A hundred zillion dollars? What are you gonna buy, Luigi?
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
A hundred zillion dollars? What are you gonna buy, Luigi?
Okay. Let me go, please! Next!
February 17, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Okay. Let me go, please! Next!
Hey! Don't I get to take off my shoes? That's not fair!
February 17, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Hey! Don't I get to take off my shoes? That's not fair!
You're safe! He's out cold!
February 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
You're safe! He's out cold!
Oh! I've created the antidote for Super Sushi!
February 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Oh! I've created the antidote for Super Sushi!
Oh! This is my most powerful Super Sushi yet! One taste and it's gargantua time! Huh?
February 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Oh! This is my most powerful Super Sushi yet! One taste and it's gargantua time! Huh?
Yo! Calamitous clam sauce! Koopa's capturing all those children!
February 17, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Yo! Calamitous clam sauce! Koopa's capturing all those children!
You got it.
February 17, 2026 at 12:10 PM
You got it.
Easy as pizza pie!
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Easy as pizza pie!
Mario and Luigi?
February 17, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Mario and Luigi?
Hi, Mario! I came over just as soon as I got your call.
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Hi, Mario! I came over just as soon as I got your call.
I-i-it won't be long now, Magic!
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I-i-it won't be long now, Magic!
Not to mention, my appetite!
February 17, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Not to mention, my appetite!
Has something happened to my little bite-size bundle of joy?
February 17, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Has something happened to my little bite-size bundle of joy?
So, we meet again, you grody green greaseball!
February 17, 2026 at 8:41 AM
So, we meet again, you grody green greaseball!
Hey, unc! Is there any way you could speed the sub? Me and the gang have gotta get going!
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Hey, unc! Is there any way you could speed the sub? Me and the gang have gotta get going!
(*with Mario and Imperial Poobah*) Uh oh!
February 17, 2026 at 7:41 AM
(*with Mario and Imperial Poobah*) Uh oh!
But I'm afraid I've got bad news! Koopa's got too big a head start! No way we can catch him!
February 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
But I'm afraid I've got bad news! Koopa's got too big a head start! No way we can catch him!
Ifty fifty foolis voosh! (This time I fibbed! The red button was for the ejector seat!)
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Ifty fifty foolis voosh! (This time I fibbed! The red button was for the ejector seat!)