The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
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Hey, paisanos! It’s no-context quotes from The Super Mario Bros Super Show (1989)!
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Quotes: https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super_Mario_Bros._Super_Show!_quotes
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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
Alright. Don't get too pushy, now! The two friendly folks who will be with me on the air tomorrow, are from bodacious Brooklyn, New York: Luigi and Mario, the Mario Bros.!
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Alright. Don't get too pushy, now! The two friendly folks who will be with me on the air tomorrow, are from bodacious Brooklyn, New York: Luigi and Mario, the Mario Bros.!
Ping ping pear...
February 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Ping ping pear...
Why did you say you'd be a fishsitter?
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Why did you say you'd be a fishsitter?
Not you, Princess! Girls have their own cell! Looks like you have company, Gramps!
February 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Not you, Princess! Girls have their own cell! Looks like you have company, Gramps!
Just keep going! I'll take care of Racer Rat!
February 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Just keep going! I'll take care of Racer Rat!
(as a baby) Goo goo ga wee!
February 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
(as a baby) Goo goo ga wee!
Hey, I'd like to thank ya! The song's just for you!
February 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Hey, I'd like to thank ya! The song's just for you!
The least that featherbrain coulda done was lend me a parachute. Hey! That's it! A parachute!
February 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The least that featherbrain coulda done was lend me a parachute. Hey! That's it! A parachute!
Okay? I ain't no drooling moronic zombie.
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Okay? I ain't no drooling moronic zombie.
Oh, well, you're a little late, but I did your job! Here you go!
February 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Oh, well, you're a little late, but I did your job! Here you go!
We've been better.
February 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
We've been better.
They're coming! We must hold them off until my friends arrive!
February 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
They're coming! We must hold them off until my friends arrive!
You don't wanna know.
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
You don't wanna know.
(with Mario) Uh oh!
February 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
(with Mario) Uh oh!
Ciao! Arrivederci!
February 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Ciao! Arrivederci!
We've been better.
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
We've been better.
Thanks, guys! That sand was the pits!
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Thanks, guys! That sand was the pits!
Why, you. Ya hit the wrong guys, fungus brains!
February 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Why, you. Ya hit the wrong guys, fungus brains!
Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! French or no French, Luigi, no matter what language you spoke, what woman would wanna go out with you?
February 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! French or no French, Luigi, no matter what language you spoke, what woman would wanna go out with you?
Looks like you plumbers are plumb out of luck!
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Looks like you plumbers are plumb out of luck!
Very good!
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Very good!
(with Mario and Sgt. Slaughter) Do the Mario!
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
(with Mario and Sgt. Slaughter) Do the Mario!
Round up those little monsters and throw 'em in the brig then double the guard!
February 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Round up those little monsters and throw 'em in the brig then double the guard!
Who are you?
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Who are you?
Ooshy wooshy... goose goose goose... Basketball will now...vamoose!
February 18, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Ooshy wooshy... goose goose goose... Basketball will now...vamoose!