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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
Luigi! Toad! Look out!
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Luigi! Toad! Look out!
(with Mario Joe) Yeeeee-haw! Fiddles!
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
(with Mario Joe) Yeeeee-haw! Fiddles!
Uh oh!
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Uh oh!
What about my friends, Dr. Sheldon? Can you cure them?
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What about my friends, Dr. Sheldon? Can you cure them?
Don't worry, Princess! He won't get away with anything! C'mon, Luigi!
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Don't worry, Princess! He won't get away with anything! C'mon, Luigi!
Oh no!
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Oh no!
Yo, Mario! Easy on those bumps!
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Yo, Mario! Easy on those bumps!
HELP!!! SPAGHETTINAPPER!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
HELP!!! SPAGHETTINAPPER!!!
Mario! Luigi! Kenneth! I'm back!
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Mario! Luigi! Kenneth! I'm back!
But you have something Koopa doesn't: Us! My pudgy paisano, we're gonna coach you back into hero shape!
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
But you have something Koopa doesn't: Us! My pudgy paisano, we're gonna coach you back into hero shape!
What am I kiddin'? Heheheh! (unintelligible)
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
What am I kiddin'? Heheheh! (unintelligible)
Yo, Al! I mean, is there anything else we need to know?
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Yo, Al! I mean, is there anything else we need to know?
Hey! What's the big idea?
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hey! What's the big idea?
Toad's right! Happy Harbor's got an emergency, and we're the plumbers who can handle it!
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Toad's right! Happy Harbor's got an emergency, and we're the plumbers who can handle it!
Look! A drainage pipe!
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Look! A drainage pipe!
I'm mushin'! *pant* I'm mushin'!
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm mushin'! *pant* I'm mushin'!
C'mon! Let's go! Get that coal in there! Bada-bing, badda-bang, badda-boom!
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
C'mon! Let's go! Get that coal in there! Bada-bing, badda-bang, badda-boom!
Oh, I don't do that stuff anymore. I've got a steady job. I'm the official guardian of...the Great Balls of Fire!
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Oh, I don't do that stuff anymore. I've got a steady job. I'm the official guardian of...the Great Balls of Fire!
Holy ravioli, Mario! You didn't say nothin' about gettin' kissed!
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Holy ravioli, Mario! You didn't say nothin' about gettin' kissed!
NO! I'm gonna lock ya up for 200 years! Throw 'em in the dungeon!
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
NO! I'm gonna lock ya up for 200 years! Throw 'em in the dungeon!
TOAD!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
TOAD!!!
He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?
Now, don't forget you promised!
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Now, don't forget you promised!
Hoohoo! Luigi, Mario, anybody home?
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Hoohoo! Luigi, Mario, anybody home?
Land ahead! Row harder!
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Land ahead! Row harder!