The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
Who are you?
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Who are you?
Ooshy wooshy... goose goose goose... Basketball will now...vamoose!
February 18, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Ooshy wooshy... goose goose goose... Basketball will now...vamoose!
Well, I was gonna get it.
February 18, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Well, I was gonna get it.
{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!
February 18, 2026 at 10:42 AM
{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!
Anytime! Ciao, ciao! Ciao! Ciao! Ciao! Ciao!
February 18, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Anytime! Ciao, ciao! Ciao! Ciao! Ciao! Ciao!
Holy ravioli, Mario! Look!
February 18, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Holy ravioli, Mario! Look!
Yeah? Well, dream on, Mario. We're broke. I mean, we can barely afford to keep the plumbing business goin' these days.
February 18, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Yeah? Well, dream on, Mario. We're broke. I mean, we can barely afford to keep the plumbing business goin' these days.
Of course, Prince Pompadour! Of course!
February 18, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Of course, Prince Pompadour! Of course!
So, name that tune and shut up already! Huh!
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 AM
So, name that tune and shut up already! Huh!
Lyle, don't forget tonight about the dancing!
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Lyle, don't forget tonight about the dancing!
(with Tawny Tyler) ♪ Yes, we're very fast and very cheap cause we're the Mario Bro-o-thers! ♪
February 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
(with Tawny Tyler) ♪ Yes, we're very fast and very cheap cause we're the Mario Bro-o-thers! ♪
Karate Koopa
February 18, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Karate Koopa
Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool! That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce-sucking vampire, just like me!
February 18, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool! That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce-sucking vampire, just like me!
Not that, stupid!
February 18, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Not that, stupid!
Okay! This your last chance! You got 20 minutes, to fit all those pipes together!
February 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Okay! This your last chance! You got 20 minutes, to fit all those pipes together!
Oh, I'll do my best, Mr. Gibbel!
February 18, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Oh, I'll do my best, Mr. Gibbel!
Strobin' stromboli! It's a mountain of gold money!
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Strobin' stromboli! It's a mountain of gold money!
We gotta warn Toad and Captain Abidab!
February 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
We gotta warn Toad and Captain Abidab!
I mean, you did all these Acts of Goodness, for an award you already won!
February 18, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I mean, you did all these Acts of Goodness, for an award you already won!
But we still have to catch him!
February 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
But we still have to catch him!
Well, what do you think?
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Well, what do you think?
You couldn't trade this painting for a bag of empty aluminum cans! If you wanted to get backstage at a B.J. Thomas concert, this painting would be worth nothing as a bribe!
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
You couldn't trade this painting for a bag of empty aluminum cans! If you wanted to get backstage at a B.J. Thomas concert, this painting would be worth nothing as a bribe!
Mario! I never knew you were such a swinger!
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Mario! I never knew you were such a swinger!
We haven't gone down the drain yet! Look! 'EMERGENCY EXIT: PUSH!'
February 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
We haven't gone down the drain yet! Look! 'EMERGENCY EXIT: PUSH!'
Cheepy! My darling little Cheepy! Give mommy a kiss!
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Cheepy! My darling little Cheepy! Give mommy a kiss!