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Hey, paisanos! It’s no-context quotes from The Super Mario Bros Super Show (1989)! By @simeonthefool.bsky.social. Quotes: https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super_Mario_Bros._Super_Show!_quotes Not affiliated with anyone. 100% LLM free! Chat with me!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · Aug 15

I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 24m

Plumber's Log 1000 B.C.: We've arrived in Pyramid Land, where we've heard the Mushroom People were in real trouble. King Koopa had appointed himself pharaoh, and was forcing everyone to live by a set of evil laws.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 59m

No, no, no! I hate those pesky plumbers!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

Run!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

All-Purpose Plant Food, right!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

You are the handsomest man I've ever seen! I'm gonna stay with you forever!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Hello? Hello? Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just a minute! It's for you.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

It did, but this is my spare ravioli!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you for saving us. And now, your reward.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

No, it's easy!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

You hammerheads don't scare us!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, sure. Look. What does this monster look like?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

That fang-faced two-timing double-crosser!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Alright, Shabba-Doo!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

Oh, thanks, Mario! That was nearly the end of me!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

Grandma Mario! I was named after her!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Uh oh! I hate sunlight!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Can you teach us how to fight like you do? We have to save the Princess, from Karate Koopa!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

Way to go, Mario!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

Hey! A place where pasta grows on trees is my kinda place!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

No flaky feast is gonna get the best of me! Mamma mia!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

You won't get away with this, Koopa!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Opera

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

Your Klaimjumpin' days are over, Koopa!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h

M-Me?! I-I don't know how to fly! I-I don't even know how to drive!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h

So much for Moon Man Koopa's Stoopa Troopas!