Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman.bsky.social
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Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
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voicesbyzane.bsky.social
God if the outcome of all this is a discovery that a specific type of black mold makes you a weird bigot I'm gonna have a hearty chuckle then fill my pockets with stones and walk into a lake. We are now living in the mold age. The mildew years. The roaring fungis.
kaseygifford.bsky.social
Suuuure it's the "molds" fault. Whats next, a very specific strain of mold that turns children's book authors into raging terfs?
hansmollman.bsky.social
This is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
hansmollman.bsky.social
Taking myself on a cinema date tomorrow to see One Battle After Another and I’m so excited I might get M&Ms in my popcorn
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skullmandible.bsky.social
the white house continuing to list things that cause autism until it becomes clear they are listing the circumstances of my life specifically
hansmollman.bsky.social
I think if you are caught using your phone when driving your phone should be seized and crushed into a cube
hansmollman.bsky.social
Umm this is actually about me
hansmollman.bsky.social
Loads of concerning behaviours imo, not to diagnose someone I don’t know but if you’re trying to influence people it’s dodgy!
hansmollman.bsky.social
My other piping hot take is that a lot of men in the fitness and health food space have what are basically eating disorders that if women were displaying similar behaviours (and rightly so probably!) would have people concerned but they are given a pass for male authority figure reasons
hansmollman.bsky.social
Also had a mildly concerning crash out about eating biscuits after cutting out sugar which doesn’t scream a healthy relationship with food but who can say
hansmollman.bsky.social
While also hiding alcoholism
hansmollman.bsky.social
“This protein bar could kill you” okay why did you make it then, put it in the bin, they already sell normal protein bars
hansmollman.bsky.social
The thing about the Joe Wicks protein bar is like yes if you purposefully put 100 bad ingredients into something it will be bad. It feels like me inventing cyanide gummies and being like wow they look me do this, what a world but the reality is we don’t sell cyanide gummies
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tomvictor.bsky.social
A thread of some of my bookmarked tweets. This will be updated with no real regular pattern but it *will* be updated
A cartoon entitled ‘The Land Before Time’. One dinosaur asks a second ‘did it take a long time to put that bow tie on?’. The second dinosaur, wearing a bow tie, replies ‘did it take a long what?’
hansmollman.bsky.social
Once again overlooked for a Nobel Prize simply for being ignoble
hansmollman.bsky.social
Candy by Paolo Nutini is a romantic masterpiece because he offers to do the laundry
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stephenkb.bsky.social
No, it's not. It's all a lie. The blunt truth is across the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them.
igmansfield.bsky.social
Outstanding piece by Stephen Daisley.

Ethnicity is no barrier to Britishness - it's culture and integration.

That means 'smaller cohorts and aggressive integration policies' - and tackling the institutions that 'have amplified grievance narratives and radical anti-Western ideologies'.
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lolennui.bsky.social
George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear
hansmollman.bsky.social
Sure and then I’ll go out to my garden cow and get my milk direct from the tit
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hansmollman.bsky.social
its disrespectful and fraudulent