Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Destroy the Labour party
Criminalise bike theft
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Destroy the Labour party
Criminalise bike theft
Appears on the war memorial of Radley College
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Appears on the war memorial of Radley College
Excellent "That's marvellous for YOU but I am ALLERGIC to BEES" style reply on FB
January 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Excellent "That's marvellous for YOU but I am ALLERGIC to BEES" style reply on FB
There was one I saw on holiday in Kent that had the same vibes
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
There was one I saw on holiday in Kent that had the same vibes
🎶can you tell me how to get
How to get to Chester-le-Street
How to get to Chester-le-Street
January 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
🎶can you tell me how to get
How to get to Chester-le-Street
How to get to Chester-le-Street
Weirdly ours has one more as the sort of social club has become a pub, amusing review
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Weirdly ours has one more as the sort of social club has become a pub, amusing review
Remember what happened last time someone did that?
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Remember what happened last time someone did that?
Meanwhile, Pret's licence has expired
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Meanwhile, Pret's licence has expired
Um. Not right now thanks
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Um. Not right now thanks
This keyboard is actually an entire computer.
Just plug it into a monitor and you're set
Just plug it into a monitor and you're set
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
This keyboard is actually an entire computer.
Just plug it into a monitor and you're set
Just plug it into a monitor and you're set
Reminds me of the sadly deleted
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Reminds me of the sadly deleted
(the people holding these views, not the article)
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
(the people holding these views, not the article)
Haven't given this one a whirl recently - seems like it's due
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Haven't given this one a whirl recently - seems like it's due
I feel the story buries the lede that he founded what became the IHT
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I feel the story buries the lede that he founded what became the IHT
Useful phrases of the world
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Useful phrases of the world
Think he may have run out, note the time period of the last
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Think he may have run out, note the time period of the last
Hashtag mens mental health
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Hashtag mens mental health
We went to Rochester Cathedral in the summer and thanks to the bridges trust there were all sorts of things for kids on for free (and a seaplane in the cathedral)
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We went to Rochester Cathedral in the summer and thanks to the bridges trust there were all sorts of things for kids on for free (and a seaplane in the cathedral)