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@queerash.bsky.social

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Queer, bi, br*tish, cis, lefty, extremely hot, ENM, he / him 🏳️‍🌈⛓️🍉⬆️economist | researcher | nsfw | just a guy replying too h*rny for polisky, too political for h*rnysky

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · Jan 11

also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:

i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter

it's called having range, darling

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Sable, Public Universal Momfriend 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 19m

Quoting that "describe your BlueSky account with one image" tend but it's just my kink list

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 6h

Lib Dems as chasers is under played IMO

James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 8h

I feel the need to draw everyones attention to this truely cursed bit of polling

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 7h

"I like money" is both the most honest and also in this scenario probably most moral take too

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 8h

are *your* children following this TERRIFYING online trend? Look out for the signs:

* LOL: love our landlords
* BTW: beat the workers
* LMAO: let maggie advance on
* BRB: beautiful righteous boris

Dr Mark | 北马克 |🍉🇦🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭 @ajaanmark.bsky.social · 12h

Are they hoping to start a Young Tory cosplay trend on TikTok
www.thetimes.com/article/8c9a...

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future

The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge

www.thetimes.com

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 1d

just got a new member of my division and he was born in 2007 lmao

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 1d

it is Wednesday my dudes

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 1d

everyone is horny and also happen to be beautiful

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

A relic of horny Hollywood: why The Mummy remains a classic bisexual awakening movie

A floppy-haired Brendan Fraser, a smokey-eyed Rachel Weisz, some grisly scarabs and biblical plagues? Hail to a lost era of multiplex entertainment

www.theguardian.com

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 1d

wow steam is down when I want to play Hades II, this is so homophobic

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

love the idea of a delicious stroopwafel, hope they make one someday

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

Graham could write Anna Karenina but Tolstoy couldn't remind Judi Dench about her night in a gay club

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

Graham Norton is better

Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 2d

Me on a date:

An Instagram comment:

suamala98 16h
Do people watch Graham Norton? I tend to watch artistic films, mainly French films because of the artistic expression. This just seems like entertainment for lesser minds, maybe try reading novels. Perhaps Russian literature like Tolstoy?

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 2d

Me on a date:

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

I love that Jenrick is clearly using weight loss jabs to be more "leader-y" but instead of looking healthier or fitter or whatever, he's just become utterly more ghoulish and gaunt

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

please FPTP parliamentary democracies only do this when they're *very* scared

Election Maps UK @electionmaps.uk · 2d

Westminster Voting Intention:

RFM: 27% (-2)
LAB: 20% (-2)
CON: 17% (+1)
LDM: 17% (+2)
GRN: 12% (+1)
SNP: 4% (+1)

Via @yougov.co.uk, 5-6 Oct.
Changes w/ 28-29 Sep.

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 4d

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

remembering the rumours of Truss' kink relationship almost fondly at this point

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

one of the most grating parts of the "no white faces" comment is that often white people will actively move out of areas that see immigration from non-white people!

the lack of integration is coming from inside the house!!

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 2d

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

me learning to drive:

Bluesky @bsky.app · 2d

we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

please it's Croque Monsieur and Croque Madame

Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 2d

looking up the types of residence cards you can get in France for a piece and HONKING at this part of the drop-down list, from the official government website (!!) www.service-public.gouv.fr/particuliers...

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

guy who tells his workplace occupational health team that he needs a reasonable accommodation to wfh due to his gooning

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

can't believe we're going to get a Nicole Kidman slut era

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

last night was less of a question and more of a comment

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

Probably one of the best advertising campaigns of all time

Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 2d

I bet it feels so good to say "You'll be hearing from my lawyer"