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Ste Jormur
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Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
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Every day from now until Christmas (if I remember), I'm going to post a really weird Christmas song here.

I'm going to start with this one, mostly because I like to imagine the parallel universe where J-pop is as big in the West as K-pop, and this gets played in supermarkets youtu.be/iHYKlPLQgS0
木村カエラ「A winter fairy is melting a snowman」(Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 木村カエラ Official -日本コロムビア-
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January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Something I've been thinking since reading this bit in James Marriott's Substack is that Kemi Badenoch is in many ways the politician of the future:she avowedly does not, by her own account, have time for deep reading, her luxury items were *all of the Marvel movies*, etc etc.
Is parliament now post-literate?, beware declining superpowers, thankfulness, awe and wonder, and how AI destroys institutions
Plus a couple of book recommendations
jmarriott.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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At last, the end is in sight!
Only Connect reaches its grand final tonight 🥁 🥁 🥁
Two lovely teams, the Pitchers and the 5Ks, wheel out all their brilliance in the attempt to become this year’s champions at 8pm on BBC Two.
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The Myth of EU Trade Deals
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.
Can I just say something...? 🧣
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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just to say, he specifically says he isn't looking for forgiveness with this, so it's not required for us to forgive him now, or even later. it's about understanding, and you don't need to feel positive about someone to understand what he's laid out here
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
Television is 100 years old today! 🎉
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
There was a tweet that went viral when Kanye was first diagnosed, saying "Well, MY friend with bipolar didn't become racist" and I really just wanted to reply "Congratulations to your friend for being better at bipolar I guess?"
A lot of people saying: ‘mental illness doesn’t excuse this’. Actually it kind of does.
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:

“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Kanye West getting well through Reddit was not on my bingo card but, NGL, this statement is great.

People are all supportive of people’s mental health until they’re actually demonstratively unwell or say something fucked up. It’s like if you reach a certain threshold you’re beyond the pale.
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:

“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Let's have a toast for the douchebag
Let's have a toast for the asshole
Let's have a toast for the scumbag
Writing in Wall Street Journal
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:

“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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"One of our most unpopular Home Secretaries has resigned and joined our opponents."

"Excellent, put out a statement calling her mad."

"What?"

"Be very, very clear that we tried to help her with her mental health, but we will now publicise them to score points."

"Kemi.."

"Those. Exact. Words."
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Fun fact - the last three women bake-off judges have all been closely related to former Tory ministers who were also speechwriters for a PM.

Prue Leith - Danny Kruger (Cameron)
Caroline Waldegrave - William (Heath)
Nigella - Nigel (Macmillan + Douglas-Home)
January 26, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Probably the funniest automated summary review I've ever seen for a restaurant.
January 26, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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I think what both have in common is that in the modern age, you are always only one click away from either being screamed at by idiots or having to look at an idiot's opinion. A hugely radicalising experience for many people!
The problem of politics in a noisy age
We are once again having to readjust to a vast expansion in the amount of conflicting information at our fingertips
www.ft.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Small toddlers 🤝 BBC political editor

Comparing everything to a long and twisting marble run
and who has been able to forget this vivid image since then
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm

via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Bonk.
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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WE DIDN'T BURNHAM!
this came to me in a dream
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I hope Michio Kaku just showed up for work at City College of New York one day in a gold-plated Bentley
Thinking of the hundreds of London lobbyists, architects, PR advisers, engineers, etc who managed to buy a house in Clapham after a few years work on whatever this was.
Saudi Arabia to scale back Neom megaproject ft.trib.al/fdrazIJ
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Thinking of the hundreds of London lobbyists, architects, PR advisers, engineers, etc who managed to buy a house in Clapham after a few years work on whatever this was.
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM