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Ste Jormur
@stejormur.bsky.social
Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
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Every day from now until Christmas (if I remember), I'm going to post a really weird Christmas song here.

I'm going to start with this one, mostly because I like to imagine the parallel universe where J-pop is as big in the West as K-pop, and this gets played in supermarkets youtu.be/iHYKlPLQgS0
木村カエラ「A winter fairy is melting a snowman」(Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 木村カエラ Official -日本コロムビア-
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The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Thus giving Kemi Badenoch a life-long phobia of nightclubs that serve orange juice
Sounds like a great night.
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Five back row seats, eh? I guess if you wanted to organise an orgy somewhere you'd never ever be discovered, a screening of Melania: The Movie would be ideal
UK cinemas being paid to play Amazon's pro-Trump propaganda film to near empty rooms
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 27, 2026 at 7:55 AM
It's weird as a Brit seeing how American schools build so many prestigious and apparently bitterly contested hierarchies into the system. You have the football team, the cheerleaders, honor student/a valedictorian, maybe a marching band, and kids build their society around them?
if you went to a British state school, it is incredibly unlikely that you knew or cared who was on any of your school's sports teams. I had a couple of friends who were national level competitors and that was a niche fact at best.
I remember somebody saying years ago that Americans missed this because that genre just wasn't as much of A Thing over here, leading to takes going awry. E.g., "Harry is a jock" doesn't really work, because the protagonist of a genre school story isn't a "jock" in the American sense.
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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„Hitler hat den Menschen im Stande ihrer Unfreiheit einen neuen kategorischen Imperativ aufgezwungen: ihr Denken und Handeln so einzurichten, daß Auschwitz nicht sich wiederhole, nichts Ähnliches geschehe.“ (Theodor W. Adorno, Negative Dialektik) #WeRemember
January 27, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Immediately recognised this photo as the cover for Alt+J (Δ)'s Fitzpleasure, which I think means its time to take me out behind the woodshed
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 AM
NFL MANAGEMENT: "We need a Super Bowl act who are Republican-coded, apolitical, love fascism and would never criticise the president."

GUY WHO JUST FELL THROUGH A PORTAL FROM THE MIRROR UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS OPPOSITE: "How about Green Day?"
i am genuinely sort of surprised they went with bad bunny and then *added* green day, neither of whom have any incentive to stay quiet and both of whom have every incentive to make a big spectacle scene of it
the best part is that this is going to happen anyway, the NFL know what they’re doing
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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*South Park-style notes flashing at the bottom of the screen* "This is what Kemi Badenoch actually believes"
"Ban under-16s from social media so the rest of us can all post AI nudes"! Truly we will never see her like again
January 26, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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[world-weary voice of an unheeded prophet] buy my book www.amazon.com/Enthusiast-J...
The Enthusiast
The Enthusiast [Fruhlinger, Josh] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Enthusiast
www.amazon.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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catching up on my pal @meyerson.bsky.social's newsletter from last week and why was i not informed that reality is becoming every more The Enthusiast-core (tobacco companies are posting pics of ashtrays on nostalgia subreddits to drum up cig sales) rangelife.substack.com/p/uh-oh-were...
January 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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George Woke Bush was bad enough, I absolutely refuse to deal with Enlightened Blatter www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
The ex-Fifa boss showed his support of a Swiss lawyer who called for a boycott of the tournament due to security concerns in the US
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Something I've been thinking since reading this bit in James Marriott's Substack is that Kemi Badenoch is in many ways the politician of the future:she avowedly does not, by her own account, have time for deep reading, her luxury items were *all of the Marvel movies*, etc etc.
Is parliament now post-literate?, beware declining superpowers, thankfulness, awe and wonder, and how AI destroys institutions
Plus a couple of book recommendations
jmarriott.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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At last, the end is in sight!
Only Connect reaches its grand final tonight 🥁 🥁 🥁
Two lovely teams, the Pitchers and the 5Ks, wheel out all their brilliance in the attempt to become this year’s champions at 8pm on BBC Two.
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The Myth of EU Trade Deals
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.
Can I just say something...? 🧣
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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just to say, he specifically says he isn't looking for forgiveness with this, so it's not required for us to forgive him now, or even later. it's about understanding, and you don't need to feel positive about someone to understand what he's laid out here
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
Television is 100 years old today! 🎉
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
There was a tweet that went viral when Kanye was first diagnosed, saying "Well, MY friend with bipolar didn't become racist" and I really just wanted to reply "Congratulations to your friend for being better at bipolar I guess?"
A lot of people saying: ‘mental illness doesn’t excuse this’. Actually it kind of does.
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:

“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Kanye West getting well through Reddit was not on my bingo card but, NGL, this statement is great.

People are all supportive of people’s mental health until they’re actually demonstratively unwell or say something fucked up. It’s like if you reach a certain threshold you’re beyond the pale.
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:

“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Let's have a toast for the douchebag
Let's have a toast for the asshole
Let's have a toast for the scumbag
Writing in Wall Street Journal
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:

“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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"One of our most unpopular Home Secretaries has resigned and joined our opponents."

"Excellent, put out a statement calling her mad."

"What?"

"Be very, very clear that we tried to help her with her mental health, but we will now publicise them to score points."

"Kemi.."

"Those. Exact. Words."
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM