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Performatively eating woke potato sourdough toast topped with marmalade from a jar that doesn’t even have a golly on it. Woke!
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Performatively eating woke potato sourdough toast topped with marmalade from a jar that doesn’t even have a golly on it. Woke!
Moved the Owl Cabinet. There’s stuff everywhere, because we’re moving everything else too.
February 1, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Moved the Owl Cabinet. There’s stuff everywhere, because we’re moving everything else too.
Disappointingly ours doesn’t feature Cat, but here are the colours. I tweaked the image a bit but it still looks more blue and less green than it should.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Disappointingly ours doesn’t feature Cat, but here are the colours. I tweaked the image a bit but it still looks more blue and less green than it should.
@dandyandafop.bsky.social @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social That is indeed what it looked like.
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
@dandyandafop.bsky.social @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social That is indeed what it looked like.
It are WELSH
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
It are WELSH
Previously on Owl Cabinet
January 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Previously on Owl Cabinet
It’s Hackney Central, not the Lake District, but I’d like to be able to see it.
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It’s Hackney Central, not the Lake District, but I’d like to be able to see it.
Fuck Boris Heatherwick buses with their piss-poor wheelchair space. Double fuck this one, covered in DKNY advertising so you can’t see out. Shout out, though, to the most bodge bit of welding I’ve ever seen outside a college workshop.
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Fuck Boris Heatherwick buses with their piss-poor wheelchair space. Double fuck this one, covered in DKNY advertising so you can’t see out. Shout out, though, to the most bodge bit of welding I’ve ever seen outside a college workshop.
Moving the Owl Cabinet
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Moving the Owl Cabinet
Annihilation Station
I should mention that Homerton overground station has excellent wheelchair access and helpful staff.
I should mention that Homerton overground station has excellent wheelchair access and helpful staff.
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Annihilation Station
I should mention that Homerton overground station has excellent wheelchair access and helpful staff.
I should mention that Homerton overground station has excellent wheelchair access and helpful staff.
No she’s not, she’s Scottish.
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
No she’s not, she’s Scottish.
Remember when the bottom of that canal in Shropshire fell into the centre of the Earth and all the water drained out? Lovely bit of English understatement from one of the boat dwellers.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Remember when the bottom of that canal in Shropshire fell into the centre of the Earth and all the water drained out? Lovely bit of English understatement from one of the boat dwellers.
They do this where I live too.
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
They do this where I live too.
Hang on, let’s have a go…
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Hang on, let’s have a go…
Although if we’re going to be silly about it…
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Although if we’re going to be silly about it…
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
#ChildhoodCinema Chester Odeon (doing well in its new role as cinema-theatre-library-restaurant Storyhouse) and ABC (not looking too bad as a Nero)
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
#ChildhoodCinema Chester Odeon (doing well in its new role as cinema-theatre-library-restaurant Storyhouse) and ABC (not looking too bad as a Nero)