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@snakeroot.bsky.social

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Logging off to save the earth 🏴‍☠️

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macnult @macnult.com · 3h

crack open some bevvies with snakeroot, steam crab man alive, write a strongly worded letter to chuck schumer

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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 3h

Drinking demon juice

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

There is no war in Fashion City

duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

That's a Hitler quote

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

I don't have one I was just curious if you guys want to know one

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 3h

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Grizzly bear bf, salmon in my mouth gf

duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Mondays am I right

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · Jun 8

BABY GRONK… rizzed up a grape

BABY GRONK… even waved to a grape at the supermarket

A GRAPE and BABY GRONK have been trading rizz on IG

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Huh only twice. Maybe I tried and deleted it 1 or 2 other times

duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

I've tried this tweet so many times

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Do you wanna know a secret

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jody @dyke.bsky.social · 3h

pleading the fifth

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Which order would you go in

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Impossible to overstate how popular it would be for a political party to say "we're ending the fucking scam texts and calls"

duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

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teq @quilling.dev · 3h

my stalkers are starting to feel bad for me

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Fuck marry kill: snakeroot, Crab Man, Chuck Schumer

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

Crab Man did rizz on a grape

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

You guys are obsessed with trying to make me look up terms I don't know (skibidi, labubu, pikmin, balatro)

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

It's literally impossible that that's what time it is

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 3h

What if there was a big ass lettuce sandwich. Like a sandwich that's just a giant stack of lettuce between two slices of wheat bread. Lettuce sandwich the size of a Galápagos tortoise. Damn.

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20h

Vanishing into an ancient wood

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