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everest-green.bsky.social
Green🐍
@everest-green.bsky.social
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · Mar 23
#DarkGreen
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 4h
If you so much as kill me I’ll die
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 5h
You fight monsters I can only dream of! And that’s scary!
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 11h
It's got that smooth acrid flow
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 15h
Drinking demon juice
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 17h
Top 5 harmless panaceas
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 17h
"I don't know why humans would wanna touch our pointy ears..." come the fuck on. get a clue.
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 1d
The me that stabs the wall is a different me. Their name is Green Dagger.
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 1d
I get to hear me foley all day
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 1d
I blink to forget
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 1d
My buddy has a gray checkerboard outline, nobody tell him 🤣🤫
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 1d
God is holding out on his day 6 commentary
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 1d
The first step to understanding slop is to like it. The second step is hiking for weeks in an endless cardboard hallway. The third step is to move on
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 1d
Turned down an invitation for scholarly camaraderie because I'm Stupid.
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 2d
Telling this to an audience of people who have only known me as green
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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 2d
Donde está the fucken bibliotéca bro
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 2d
I'm changing my name to Green
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 2d
I’m adding some bacteria to the world, and don’t you dare worry about it - God
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 2d
I have a red brain and a green brain
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 2d
Just because I'm a true warrior, doesn't mean we have to fight
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 3d
Hmmm. A bed. I think I'd like to lay down in it.
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 3d
*gesturing to everything* and you know I jumped down a storm drain for this
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 3d
Found the guy I’m kidding. Jeez man, I’m sorry
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 3d
“They ate up your goat” can be a sad thing to hear at any point in human history
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 4d
Pushing my body into a place where only good things happen
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Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 4d
The waiter said lives are market price
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