Poop Plane Truther
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Writer/Comedian/Texan
Writer/Comedian/Texan
The Orchid show in Austin in January is listed on the AARP website and my sides hurt from laughing
Orchid
Attend the Orchid event in Austin, TX at the Empire Garage, in Austin located at 606 E. 7th Street. The event starts at 8:00 P.M. on Tuesday, Jan 20, 2026.
local.aarp.org
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Orchid show in Austin in January is listed on the AARP website and my sides hurt from laughing
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so none of what he’s saying is real btw
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
so none of what he’s saying is real btw
the country threatening the world with nuclear weapons has no functional way to deliver them
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the country threatening the world with nuclear weapons has no functional way to deliver them
Maybe having a President that is a creepy old pervert who pals around with sex traffickers is bad for the country?
Experts say it’s highly unusual for the White House to tell agents to give up custody of potential evidence in an investigation, as it did with the Tates.
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Maybe having a President that is a creepy old pervert who pals around with sex traffickers is bad for the country?
They shouldn’t make the dogs fight in a pit to win the National Dog Show but this is Trump’s America 🤷♂️
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They shouldn’t make the dogs fight in a pit to win the National Dog Show but this is Trump’s America 🤷♂️
I love the Pasta Knight but I would die for Rigatoni Pony
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I love the Pasta Knight but I would die for Rigatoni Pony
Feast your eyes on the Pasta Knight
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Feast your eyes on the Pasta Knight
My mom just worried about being out of touch because she didn’t recognize the characters from One Piece during the parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My mom just worried about being out of touch because she didn’t recognize the characters from One Piece during the parade
I would be comforted to know my new neighbor had studied the blade
just met the new neighbors while having forgotten I'm wearing my lucky gambling shirt and lucky spider man head necklace
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I would be comforted to know my new neighbor had studied the blade
The Stranger Things gang Home Aloning a Demogorgon is a pretty great bit
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The Stranger Things gang Home Aloning a Demogorgon is a pretty great bit
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nuzzi / lizza misconduct imo enabled the destruction of so much public health & scientific research — and a resurgence in measles in the US. this is not petty tabloid gossip or inside baseball. that they went undetected or were rewarded while great reporters were laid off? it’s a huge system failure
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
nuzzi / lizza misconduct imo enabled the destruction of so much public health & scientific research — and a resurgence in measles in the US. this is not petty tabloid gossip or inside baseball. that they went undetected or were rewarded while great reporters were laid off? it’s a huge system failure
Cats are stored in the ass
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Cats are stored in the ass
It rhymes with hecan
starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It rhymes with hecan
Serving up Jörmungand and Ouroboros at Thanksgiving this year to keep everybody happy
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Serving up Jörmungand and Ouroboros at Thanksgiving this year to keep everybody happy
Marge Simpson voice: “A baby shouldn’t be geeked up to the gills”
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Marge Simpson voice: “A baby shouldn’t be geeked up to the gills”
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
I’ve invented a vaccine to prevent three piece grind bands with standalone vocalists
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’ve invented a vaccine to prevent three piece grind bands with standalone vocalists
I finish my earnest speech on the floors of Congress, the music swells, the crowd rushes forward and lifts me aloft on their shoulder, carries me outside, and throws my tarred and feathered body into the Potomac
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I finish my earnest speech on the floors of Congress, the music swells, the crowd rushes forward and lifts me aloft on their shoulder, carries me outside, and throws my tarred and feathered body into the Potomac
This post gets progressively weirder the more words you read
Leaving Oslo today and I was finally able to find a hot dog on lefse (potato flatbread) with shrimp salad and crispy onions for breakfast at the airport.
Verdict: delicious
Verdict: delicious
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This post gets progressively weirder the more words you read
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
When I think of a charismatic figure the weird cranky freak who keeps getting in fights over being denied pirogis on Martha’s Vineyard is always top of my list
Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic”...
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
When I think of a charismatic figure the weird cranky freak who keeps getting in fights over being denied pirogis on Martha’s Vineyard is always top of my list
Whenever anybody tries to talk about AI positively I just see this ridiculous character from Grandma’s Boy. A weird dork who thinks he is smarter than everyone else who is clearly disconnected from real life and humanity
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Whenever anybody tries to talk about AI positively I just see this ridiculous character from Grandma’s Boy. A weird dork who thinks he is smarter than everyone else who is clearly disconnected from real life and humanity
You’re inside Llewyn Davis, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You’re inside Llewyn Davis, Charlie Brown
This is Democracy manifest. What’s the crime, eating a meal? A succulent, fascist meal?
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is Democracy manifest. What’s the crime, eating a meal? A succulent, fascist meal?